Census the lesser of two evils

There was a point in the third movie, when White Orc is floating underneath the ice, and idiots think he's dead but many other people who are intelligent know he's not.

At this point, he somehow summons the energy to burst through the ice, and land to stand on solid ice and attack Thorin.

At this point in the movie, both times I have seen it, I have gotten an unexpected rush of adrenaline, and I think it may be because my eyes have seen something that my brain refuses to believe can be true. My eyes and brain are in strict disagreement, and I think my body is shouting DANGER at me, meaning I should get out of that theater ASAP

I will watch all of these movies once more, to see the Extended Editions, and then I'm done. I don't intend to revisit these movies ever again.

 

Because you'll be dead after marathoning the EE's?

 

When Peter Jackson does it hobbit style, does he go all night?


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Yes, and then at the end he asks you to do the same thing over an entire weekend, with much worse pacing.

 

Dammit. I didn't want to go here. But I must.

*Drum roll*

Do you think The One Ring adjusts for size no matter where you put it?

Thank you.

 

Just in case we forgot who the members of Team Creepy were...

 

Ender Sai, I would pay good money on Kickstarter for you to do a project where you live blog the Hobbit EEs.

 

Holy ****.... that's ****ing hilarious (and also insane)..

 

Yes. But if you put it on your w***, it shrinks to one-tenth its original diameter as retaliation.

 

Do it.... it would be comedy gold.

 

The problem is, he'd have to watch them. Might be a deal breaker.

 

Plinkett's reviews of the star wars PT are watchable, maybe borrow that kind of format.

Not sure I could sit through the whole films, no matter how good the commentary.

 

God, Plinkett. I wish he'd do the Hobbit movies.

 

Do you think Gollum would have bit it off if Frodo had worn it THERE in Mount Doom?

 

I see what he means, though. GL can't write real people, much less two people falling in love. Neither Portman nor Christiansen can act for **** so the whole thing comes off as awkward, forced and totally unbelievable. No two people interact like that.

 

He didn't seem to hate the Hobbit movies in the last Half in the Bag review. He just didn't care about them very much. I doubt he'd devote a 43-hour Plinkett review to them.

 

Frankly if any guy ever used that sand line on me I'd dump him on the spot, age be damned.

 

I don't consider either trilogy as ****. I'm not the biggest fan of the theatrical versions of The Hobbit films, but I thoroughly enjoyed the extended editions of the first two films. I hope to feel the same way about the third film. At the moment, I like both trilogies.

 

That's bad news. I'm sorry to hear that.