JCC The Lift Thread: 2 people might get off

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Aug 9, 2014.

  1. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    This is simple. Two JCers go into an elevator, it gets stuck, and after the end of the ordeal, love may or may not have blossomed. And by love, I mean hot, steamy sex.

    The first one to get off loses, but gets to choose the next pairing.

    For tradition's sake, Harpua and Tunes in an elevator for 36 minutes. Who's spent?
  2. vin Force Ghost

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    Sexy time was attempted, but....harpoo's bushy hair gets tangled in the neckbeard and they get stuck.
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  3. dp4m Chosen One

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    I think I speak for harpua when she says "Jayps, thanks for making me vomit in my mouth a little bit."
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  4. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Can it be an escalator?
  5. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Sure. But only if it involves going down.
    Last edited by jp-30, Aug 9, 2014
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  6. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Stairway to heaven?
  7. harpua Chosen One

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  8. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Can me & harps just share some "special" cookies in this scenario, and spend the time after seeing who has the bigger "trip"?
  9. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    JP you are terrible, you made a grown woman vomit. How does that make you feel?
  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Hairway to Armen.
  11. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Calling Vin, where are you Vin, I am sure there is a joke in there some where.
  12. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Fixed
  13. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    That really wasn't meant to be innuendo, fool. :p
    Last edited by Darth Tunes, Aug 9, 2014
  14. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah.... can this stop?

    Thanks.
  15. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Hey you got on the elevator. It was you made it go down.
  16. harpua Chosen One

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    Shut up, beez.
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  17. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    JP started it,
    He is a kiwi, I'm sure Ender could rustle up a few sheep jokes.
  18. harpua Chosen One

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  19. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Well this thread isn't uplifting anymore.
  20. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Thanks.
  21. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    didn't dp already turn the other elevator in to the sexcalator?
  22. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Yeah, how many sheep does it take to shut up beezel.
  23. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  24. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    [IMG]
    THE BEEZ!!!! NOT THE BEEZ!!!!
    Last edited by Arawn_Fenn, Aug 9, 2014
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  25. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    ive always maintained his username stood for "double penetration 4 moms"