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JCC The Lift Thread: 2 people might get off

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Aug 9, 2014.

  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This is simple. Two JCers go into an elevator, it gets stuck, and after the end of the ordeal, love may or may not have blossomed. And by love, I mean hot, steamy sex.

    The first one to get off loses, but gets to choose the next pairing.

    For tradition's sake, Harpua and Tunes in an elevator for 36 minutes. Who's spent?
     
  2. vin

    vin Force Ghost star 5

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    Sexy time was attempted, but....harpoo's bushy hair gets tangled in the neckbeard and they get stuck.
     
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  3. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    I think I speak for harpua when she says "Jayps, thanks for making me vomit in my mouth a little bit."
     
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  4. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Can it be an escalator?
     
  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sure. But only if it involves going down.
     
  6. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Stairway to heaven?
     
  7. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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  8. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Can me & harps just share some "special" cookies in this scenario, and spend the time after seeing who has the bigger "trip"?
     
  9. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    JP you are terrible, you made a grown woman vomit. How does that make you feel?
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hairway to Armen.
     
  11. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Calling Vin, where are you Vin, I am sure there is a joke in there some where.
     
  12. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Fixed
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    That really wasn't meant to be innuendo, fool. :p
     
  14. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah.... can this stop?

    Thanks.
     
  15. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Hey you got on the elevator. It was you made it go down.
     
  16. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Shut up, beez.
     
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  17. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    JP started it,
    He is a kiwi, I'm sure Ender could rustle up a few sheep jokes.
     
  18. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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  19. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Well this thread isn't uplifting anymore.
     
  20. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thanks.
     
  21. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    didn't dp already turn the other elevator in to the sexcalator?
     
  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yeah, how many sheep does it take to shut up beezel.
     
  23. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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  24. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    THE BEEZ!!!! NOT THE BEEZ!!!!
     
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  25. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    ive always maintained his username stood for "double penetration 4 moms"