FF:VIC The "LIKE OMG" Thread

LV makes a good one, and Thokky babe takes it too far. The joys of VicFF.

 

off to the mixomobile

 

Holy whacked waggles MixoMan!! What evil are we fighting today?!

 

Some dastardly Hawk man is holding Delta hostage!!!!!

 

Cracy circular co-axial grease MixoMan! That Evil Mastermind!

Let's go MixoMan, only we can defeat HawkMan and rescue the damned, distressed damsel Delta!

 

[narrators_voice]

And off the two adventurers set, to find milk, obey Huggard's bidding and fight off the evil Hawk who was preventing proper lymph node functions.

Hawk was a bitter man, stripped of his dignity by uni stunts and long term relationships, he was determined to ruin the career of Delta, by making the most of her short stint, with "special" Christmas albums that the cynical saw right through.

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[/narrators_voice]

Two paragraph at a time story! (Methinks I've found a purpose for this thread)

 

like OMG!

 

It is time for the CHALLENGE OF THR FORUM FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Meanwhile, at the EVIL LAIR (dramatic music)*

Excellent, my evil plan is coming to fruition. Soon there will be no one to stop me from exploiting the wallets of vapid young teenyboppers and convincing them to buy cheap Delta Christmas CDs! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Flares cape and walks off*

 

meanwhile in the Mixo Mobile...

"Wild Wily Wowsers Mixo Man, it's worse than we first thought!"

hoists up nifty looking box with funny flashing lights on it.

"According to the Mixo Sensor Pod the Christmas special album is about to go Platinum! The Hawk Man has nearly won!"

Desperate to find new meaning to to the sidekick role, a few poses are made to appeal to the homosexual demographic, ensuring him lasting fame as a character of mardigra floats...

 

Curse that handsome devil. He and MixoMan could ruin all my hard work in exploiting a poor girl to get rich. Why do they not go after so many other managers who have done the same?

Ah well, no matter. My plan is almost complete, soon the album will go platinum and stay on the top of the charts well past 2006 as per Delta's other record. Nobody will stand in my way of mild fame and moderate fortunes!

 

Meanwhile as the tolkein black guy...

This is so wack!

 

...Dude...tolkein black guy? If you actually intended to use Tolkien's name like that, spell it right.

 

I think he meant "token" but like any good follower of Huggard, was so incredibly blotto, that the nigh on J.R.R. scribble eventuated.

 

Since when do things matter in the VicFF?

 

OUR DELTA MUST PROVAIL

we must find a cure for this Huggard induced curse!!!!

Oh my i just saw Toni Pearon nude!!!!!

NEW MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Holy High Heralded Hooters MixoMan!! If we go save Toni, my status as gay icon would be in peril!

I'll go confront that HawkMan alone if I have to!

 

Toni beckons me with her siren like call!!!