Toronto The Love Thread

and another one gone and another one gone and another one bites the dust, hey

 

Well I suppose I could breathe some life back into the thread by starting a random madness theory that states the men dating younger women could work out.

But women dating younger men;

Disasterous!

Refer Episodes 1-6 of the Star Wars saga for proof...



*Drum fill*

 

Hey its not Padme's fault Ani went nuts.

 

*Lights a pipe by the fireplace*

Was it James? Was it really?

 

*a hooded figure, (is it Jedi Sheridan? no... can't quite make it out...), bent over in melancholy, passes by the ever attentive PowerDroid, and drops a half-credit into the side slot, and selects "Broadway Showtunes, random"

... then crouches, leaning against the 'droid, arm around his boxy metal exterior, sipping blue milk whilst the dutiful 'droid Gonks, whirs, chugs and mutters away,(almost reassuringly...)

then, *click-click*, the title "victor/victoria" passes repeatedly across the tiny viewscreen...

Crazy world
Full of crazy contradictions, like a child
First you drive me wild, and then you win my heart
With your wicked art . . .

One minute tender... gentle...
Then temperamental as a summer storm,
Just when I believe your heart's getting warmer
You're cold, and you're cruel
And I, like a fool
Try to cope, try to hang on to hope...

Crazy world
Every day the same old rollercoaster ride --
But I've got my pride, I won't give in
Even though I know I'll never win...

Oh how I love this
crazy
world.


as the songfile runs it's course, the PowerDroid turns to his master, puzzled by master's inactivity. Eyes closed. Hmmm. The PowerDroid turns this way and that, as if unsure which direction to go in... picks one, and marches off in search of other tasks to perform . . .

 

*Downs another shot of Kentucky burbon*

Amen...

 

The Power of Old insanity returns...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...My medlesome ways shall bring back the useless and mundane for you all to gawk at....Behold my power and glory to annoy!!

Diatribe complete. You may resume with the genral insanity of this once dead thread...thought it might be fun to see what ti could conger up

 

Ya should have saved this for Valentines day...

 

meh...im bored...besides its no longer about love but a diatribe of insane bable...

 

Ack, don't close up shop yet. I was just gonna start looking for hopeless roMANtics to pick up and put in my basket.

 

I used to classify as a hopeless romantic but without the romance I mearly am hopeless.....*runs in monkey terror from the basket*

 

awwwwwww nothing's hopeless..unless of course you went and slaughterd tons of tusken raiders...that sort of spells hopeless right there

 

I don`t know; The heads of various Tuskin raiders tied to the back of their honeymoon speeder would have brought some poetic justice to Shimmi`s passing...

 

*Keys up jukebox*

Love and exciting and new.
Come aboard we`re expecting you.
Love, life`s sweetest reward.
Let is flow, it floats back to you.

What the hell am I saying I am married.
To a Sith wife....


I you want to happy for the rest of your life.

Never make dark sith woman your wife...

 

Love Boat theme to a King Creole and the Coconuts song eh?

 

Anakin;

"Waaaaaaaaa! My mothers dead! Gone forever, taken from me by the dark hand of fate! I`m alone! Barren-"

Padmè;

"Alright! Alright! I`ll wear the lace teddy....shhessh...."

 

Oh dear We're a little OT now.
It's the Love Thread, it's time for carry the song!

Ewan: Love is a many splendid thing love lifts us up where we belong, All you need is love!


(come on, work with me people!)

 

Woohoo! Moulin Rouge Great quote Debbie!

 

(LOL continuing)
Nicole: Please don't start that again!

 

Tom: But I've had it up to here with you! It's time to get divorced!

 

ADAM! *sigh* Guess my carry-the-Moulin-Rouge-song has failed!

 

Alas, Adam hasn't seen the movie yet.

I haven't seen it enough times to quote from it either :-( Dunno who else has, but Ewan was sooo good that I must purchase DVD and then correct this!

 

Yes, he was...but that's the only thing i liked 'bout that movie.

 

sorry Deb...from here on out, you can ignore my posts and continue to quote. To me, that was the next logical line.

From what I've seen Nicole in whatever she's wearing...nice. Whoopie Goldberg *shudder* not so nice.

Well, don't ignore this post, cause if you do, than you won't be ignoring the rest of my posts.

Hey look everybody it's 6:09am. sigh.

oh the next line:

Nicole: Fine. That' it. I've had it. Divorce me and people will think you swing for the other tea-am. Do what you must, but won't you think of the chi-ldren!?

p.s. Deb, you should be studying not reading the boards..now get!

 

Love is the most beautiful and wholesome thing.....that money can buy.