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The Loyal Order Of Moffel 2.0

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Wildwookiee, Jun 25, 2002.

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  1. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The Moffship is merely silently plotting... Just when the EUC least expects it, we shall bring all of our forces to bear upon them! I have forseen it...
     
  2. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    You guys are the sorriest scrubs in the entire EUC.





    Can I join?
     
  3. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Just take the pledge (which can be found somewhere at the top of page 1) and Wook will eventually come around and give you title.
     
  4. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    I, Jansons_Funny_Twin, do solemly swear, to uphold the loyal order of the moffship, to bribe and steal planetary resorces...to be inherently evil, even to my own family. I also promise to NOT keep any promises...well intentioned or otherwise, I will conspire to build superweapons, and to destroy peacefull planets...so help me palpatine....


    WooHoo!
     
  5. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    JFT...you are now the Mofficial MoffelTM court Jester...Congradulations!
     
  6. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    I notice that once I post, everyone else ceases...
     
  7. skawookiee

    skawookiee Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lexu, your latest installation to Hick Hunters was moffsterful.
     
  8. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Woohoo, I'm the Mofficial MoffelTM court Jester!

    I'm so happy.

    So what do you want me to do first?

    I can juggle these flaming chainsaws.

    *starts juggling flaming chainsaws*

    Oops!

    Uh, can someone help me find my arm?

    *Holds out other arm*

    It looks like this one, but it's reversed.
     
  9. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    yeah, I saw your arm Lexu, but it flew into the tank with the Man eating sharks with lasers attached to their heads.
     
  10. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Did the sharks have lasers or Frickin' "Lasers" on their heads?

    *ZAP!*

    Ouch, guess it was the frickin' "Lasers".

    Uh, I just lost my other arm, and I can't pick either of my arms up now.

    Little help?
     
  11. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    [Homer]mmm..carnage!!![/Homer]
     
  12. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yes, carnage indeed.

    *kicks arms toward door*

    *whistles*

    *Chainsaw, still grasped in his severed hand, suddenly turns on*

    *SLICE!*

    Crap!

    *Starts hopping away on one leg*

    'Tis only a flesh wound.
     
  13. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    On a secret base in the Really Unknown Regions, lexu tests her newest creation: THE MOFFIST.

    "Lieutenant, aquire us a target."

    "Target aquired, Ma'am."

    "Excellent. Fire at will."

    At the entrance of the secret MOFFORTRESS, a single blue beam lances down. The unsuspecting target, a strange one-limbed freak of a humanoid, falls to the ground shreiking. After several minutes of convulsing, it lifts itself up and says, "Tis only... a flesh wound," and it falls down again.

    "Success, Moff lexu."

    "Mofferful."
     
  14. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Man 1: The MOFFIST.

    Man 2: The MOFFIST.

    Man 3: The MOFFIST.

    Servant 1: It's only a model.

    Man 1: Shhh.
     
  15. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    *JFT, after some intervention by a mystery man named Tim, magically walks in with limbs intact*

    Hey guys, I think we need to call a Round Table meeting to up recruitment.

    [sings]
    We're knights of the round table!
    We dance when e'er we're able!
    We do routines and parlor scenes,
    With footwork impecc-able.
    [/sings]

    On second thought, the Loyal Order of the Moffell is a silly place as is.
     
  16. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    [dr.evil]riight...[/dr.evil]

    me thinks you doth hittith the nail on the headith.


    the moffship blunders on

    I am changing my sig and title...

    I am now the official MoffellTM protector of Italian virginity.
     
  17. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Hmm... Isn't that kind of a lousy job, Wook? And you better watch out for JFT;he's a... vibrant young man. [face_plain]

    I suggest we try to get some new recruits. Spam is usually an efficient method of advertisement, but while we're putting that to work, maybe we could try to regain the attention of the MoffelTM Oldtimers? Whatever happened to them, anyway? Have they abandoned the way of the Moffship and become rebel scum? If that is the case, we must crush them, bring all of our Mofferous Superweapons to bear on them, make them weep in surrender to the glory that is MoffelTM!!!

    ...Or something...
     
  18. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    We should tourture them, destory their homeworlds, and tighten our grip!!!
     
  19. Jansons_Funny_Twin

    Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sounds good to me.
     
  20. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    To the Moffmobile!

    ...



    (...Use your imagination.)
     
  21. flying_fishi

    flying_fishi Jedi Knight star 6

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    I, fishi, do solemly swear, to uphold the loyal order of the moffship, to bribe and steal planetary resorces...to be inherently evil, even to my own family. I also promise to NOT keep any promises...well intentioned or otherwise, I will conspire to build superweapons, and to destroy peacefull planets...so help me palpatine....


    How Mofftacious! :cool: I am most moffely joyous :D
     
  22. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mofferious! Welcome, fishi. :D We've got five whole regular members now, if you count skawookiee. ;)

    Hey, fishi, you could write for us the next installment of Hick Hunters... (Scan through the thread so read what we've got thus far.)
     
  23. flying_fishi

    flying_fishi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Where's my moffrageous title? :(
     
  24. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Eh...

    PM and Wook and tell him to get his furry hide over here and give you a title.
     
  25. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    99... (get to the next page so we don't have to scroll right anymore!)
     
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