The Loyal Order Of Moffel 2.0

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  1. lexu Force Ghost

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    May 28, 2002
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    The Moffship is merely silently plotting... Just when the EUC least expects it, we shall bring all of our forces to bear upon them! I have forseen it...
  2. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    You guys are the sorriest scrubs in the entire EUC.





    Can I join?
  3. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
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    Just take the pledge (which can be found somewhere at the top of page 1) and Wook will eventually come around and give you title.
  4. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    I, Jansons_Funny_Twin, do solemly swear, to uphold the loyal order of the moffship, to bribe and steal planetary resorces...to be inherently evil, even to my own family. I also promise to NOT keep any promises...well intentioned or otherwise, I will conspire to build superweapons, and to destroy peacefull planets...so help me palpatine....


    WooHoo!
  5. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
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    JFT...you are now the Mofficial MoffelTM court Jester...Congradulations!
  6. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

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    Apr 14, 2001
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    I notice that once I post, everyone else ceases...
  7. skawookiee Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2000
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    Lexu, your latest installation to Hick Hunters was moffsterful.
  8. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Woohoo, I'm the Mofficial MoffelTM court Jester!

    I'm so happy.

    So what do you want me to do first?

    I can juggle these flaming chainsaws.

    *starts juggling flaming chainsaws*

    Oops!

    Uh, can someone help me find my arm?

    *Holds out other arm*

    It looks like this one, but it's reversed.
  9. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
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    yeah, I saw your arm Lexu, but it flew into the tank with the Man eating sharks with lasers attached to their heads.
  10. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Did the sharks have lasers or Frickin' "Lasers" on their heads?

    *ZAP!*

    Ouch, guess it was the frickin' "Lasers".

    Uh, I just lost my other arm, and I can't pick either of my arms up now.

    Little help?
  11. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

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    Apr 14, 2001
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    [Homer]mmm..carnage!!![/Homer]
  12. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Yes, carnage indeed.

    *kicks arms toward door*

    *whistles*

    *Chainsaw, still grasped in his severed hand, suddenly turns on*

    *SLICE!*

    Crap!

    *Starts hopping away on one leg*

    'Tis only a flesh wound.
  13. lexu Force Ghost

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    May 28, 2002
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    On a secret base in the Really Unknown Regions, lexu tests her newest creation: THE MOFFIST.

    "Lieutenant, aquire us a target."

    "Target aquired, Ma'am."

    "Excellent. Fire at will."

    At the entrance of the secret MOFFORTRESS, a single blue beam lances down. The unsuspecting target, a strange one-limbed freak of a humanoid, falls to the ground shreiking. After several minutes of convulsing, it lifts itself up and says, "Tis only... a flesh wound," and it falls down again.

    "Success, Moff lexu."

    "Mofferful."
  14. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Man 1: The MOFFIST.

    Man 2: The MOFFIST.

    Man 3: The MOFFIST.

    Servant 1: It's only a model.

    Man 1: Shhh.
  15. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    *JFT, after some intervention by a mystery man named Tim, magically walks in with limbs intact*

    Hey guys, I think we need to call a Round Table meeting to up recruitment.

    [sings]
    We're knights of the round table!
    We dance when e'er we're able!
    We do routines and parlor scenes,
    With footwork impecc-able.
    [/sings]

    On second thought, the Loyal Order of the Moffell is a silly place as is.
  16. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    [dr.evil]riight...[/dr.evil]

    me thinks you doth hittith the nail on the headith.


    the moffship blunders on

    I am changing my sig and title...

    I am now the official MoffellTM protector of Italian virginity.
  17. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 6
    Hmm... Isn't that kind of a lousy job, Wook? And you better watch out for JFT;he's a... vibrant young man. [face_plain]

    I suggest we try to get some new recruits. Spam is usually an efficient method of advertisement, but while we're putting that to work, maybe we could try to regain the attention of the MoffelTM Oldtimers? Whatever happened to them, anyway? Have they abandoned the way of the Moffship and become rebel scum? If that is the case, we must crush them, bring all of our Mofferous Superweapons to bear on them, make them weep in surrender to the glory that is MoffelTM!!!

    ...Or something...
  18. Wildwookiee Force Ghost

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    Apr 14, 2001
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    We should tourture them, destory their homeworlds, and tighten our grip!!!
  19. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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  20. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 6
    To the Moffmobile!

    ...



    (...Use your imagination.)
  21. flying_fishi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2002
    star 6
    I, fishi, do solemly swear, to uphold the loyal order of the moffship, to bribe and steal planetary resorces...to be inherently evil, even to my own family. I also promise to NOT keep any promises...well intentioned or otherwise, I will conspire to build superweapons, and to destroy peacefull planets...so help me palpatine....


    How Mofftacious! :cool: I am most moffely joyous :D
  22. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 6
    Mofferious! Welcome, fishi. :D We've got five whole regular members now, if you count skawookiee. ;)

    Hey, fishi, you could write for us the next installment of Hick Hunters... (Scan through the thread so read what we've got thus far.)
  23. flying_fishi Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 26, 2002
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    Where's my moffrageous title? :(
  24. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 6
    Eh...

    PM and Wook and tell him to get his furry hide over here and give you a title.
  25. lexu Force Ghost

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    May 28, 2002
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    99... (get to the next page so we don't have to scroll right anymore!)
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