The Ludicris Operations League (Re-vised)

i have not been on the jedi council in over a year and a half. i remember a thing call ed the ludicris operations league. i was the captain of the drunken bowling team.

if it's still here please let me know. if it's not still here i would like to start it up again.

hail discordia!

 

Okay, I guess i'll start the league again.

i will now be known as highest commander of all things commandable to me (which is not much), leader of the led, pursuer of a better mousetrap, LT. relativity

I don't really have all that much autority, but i am a bad speller

1 - we need positions and people to fill them. no organization is complete without these.

2 - we need a base. something cozy, with ample room, flammable, and uh.....good, it has to be good. (maybe we can rent something from the twileks)

3 - we need some goals, rules, and a philosophy. not too much of anything though, we're here to have fun not abide by a system that's just going to fall apart.

that's about it.

oh yeah, we need a motto. something cool.

 

sounds cool...

I'll join

 

all right, you're in.

what do you here?

 

what do you mean?

 

Hi all!!! Can I join??? Pleeease???

 

you're job man.

are you the curator of the nerf stock?

do you clean out the toilets in the base?

are youa supreme commander of our as of yet non-existant army of super clones?

are you a scapegoat.

are you the arsonist that keeps burning down the base?

 

oh

I am the GRAND ADMIRAL of the NJOFC


I am also a aide in the EU Senate

 

bulterswan - you are in. please tell me your job

lord RJ - sorry if i am being unclear. what job would you like to have here. pick anything you want. it can be ridiculous inane highlycomplexorallruntogetherlikethesewords are.

 

how about chief of security??

 

alright. you are the chief of security.

do iether of you know wherewe can rent a base. or a good spot to be a squatter?

 

yeah

over there

*points*

 

How about: Supreme Chancellor of Conspiracies and shortened phrases?

Shortened phrases meaning things like: Lol and ttfn.
(Is there a better way to say 'shortened phrases'?)

EDIT: Or is there something better (a.k.a, holding more power) that I could have?

 

okay we live or at least pretend to work "over there" it's a nice spot. i really like it. woud you like a gold star on your uniform?

bultar - that's hilarious. i vote yes and i'm th only one who votes (everyone else just yells).

yes, shortened phrase can be SHPH (pronounced Shoof)

 

*Yells enthusiastically* Yaaa-hooo!!!! Finally, something to put in my sig.!!

 

lol

chief of security reporting in

 

*Salutes smartly*... LOL!

BultarSwan, Supreme Chancellor of Conspiracies and shortened phrases, reporting for duty!

 

i just read in another thread that we cannot have an RPG here. what is an rpg? it sounds llike they are dangorous!!!

we must stop them.

 

I don't know what an RPG is. What thread did you read about this in?

 

i don't know what thread was. but that's not the point. don't they sound dangerous?

we have to stop them.

 

Absolutely!!!! All rpgs must be obliterated immediately!!

 

all right i'll spraed the word.
tomorrow.

i'm going to bed. se ya'all tomorrow night.

 

Good night, Relativity. I think I'll go to bed too.

 

Deja vu.

 

Okay, I'm back. Start up the band!!!