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The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Two men walk into a bar....
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    the third one ducks.


    I want Defense Force commodore.
     
  2. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Very well, darthmalt16. You shall be the head of the Defense Force. However, "Commodore" is not the name of the head - too plain for LOL.

    Hmmm...

    Ah! You shall be the Warmaster of the Defense Force (Hehe, see if you catch the oxymoron in that!)!

     
  3. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    (vacancy)
     
  4. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Each area will, of course, have MANY fools under each of the Staff Leaders (I'll probably need to come up with a better name than "staff leaders" eventually).

    Who else wishes to join in the Ludicrousness of this thread?
     
  5. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Very well I shall do my best to carry on the hoour and respect of my position. YEAH RIGHT.

    Two midget eskimos walk into a convent in Alaska. One walks up to the head nurse and asks if the have any midget nuns. The nurse says no we don't have any of those here. One eskimo turns to the other and says told ya you did a penquin.

     
  6. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    LOL@LOL!

    HA!

    Please add your title to your sig...if you have any room!

    Now, we need to find you men to command. But it must be a POWERFUL group of warriors. Perhaps a band of Gungans?
     
  7. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It is done Oh chief comedian.
     
  8. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    dm16,

    No, no, you are mixin-up my job titles.

    In the HC I'm the Cheif Comedian. Here I am the Gangster-Hutt.
     
  9. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    HEY HEY, SLOW DOWN PEOPLE!

    I can only answer one of your requests to join at a time! Now, PLEASE, get in line and settle down. I'll get to all of you.

    ::wakes up from dream::
     
  10. lejmar_faldor_uk

    lejmar_faldor_uk Jedi Master star 4

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    i wanna be head of games!!!
     
  11. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Very well, you are now the Magnanimous Mastermind of Games!
     
  12. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk
     
  13. lejmar_faldor_uk

    lejmar_faldor_uk Jedi Master star 4

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    Right our forst game is throwing Cloned Carrots at a plastic pig!!!!!
     
  14. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sounds interesting. What is the objective of this game?
     
  15. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I am sorry Oh gangster hutt, I humbly beg your forgiveness.


    Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?









    Because they have such big fingers.
     
  16. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    HA!

    Warmaster, we must forcably enslav-

    Um, I mean RECRUIT more fools for your defense force. What plan have you for that?
     
  17. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ok, here goes nothing...




































    get it? wasn't that great?!!

    ok, ya'll can stop laughing now... it wasn't THAT funny.

    oh brother, i knew i shouldn't have told that one, now i'll never get 'em to shut up.
     
  18. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    funny funny
     
  19. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    BRAVO, gundam00!

    Now, in what capacity do you wish to serve LOL?
     
  20. barnsthefatjedi

    barnsthefatjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    I DEMAND TO BE JANITORIAL GOD OF LOL! - An icon of hope for Janitors everywhere! When they're tieing that nuce around their necks, fed up with their pityful existance, they need only look down the toilet to see I, ****incrapper, smiling up at them from the cloudy water!
     
  21. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    how bout having an Unspecial Ops Staff and I'll be the Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham that runs it?

    ED: stop starring up at me barns...
     
  22. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    LOL! Very well, then!


    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00
     
  23. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    barns, it sounds like a wonderful idea! But first, you need to give us the obligatory bad joke to join!
     
  24. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    hehe, very good. and now i have to leave for awhile. i shall return later, and i might bring back a gift basket if you're good sithflame
     
  25. barnsthefatjedi

    barnsthefatjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    OK. DISCLAIMER: BE WARNED!!!!! THIS IS QUITE SICK AND SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED:










    Q:What did Obi-Wan's friends call him when he was caught masturbating?

    A:eek:bi-******-nob-end!

    Now hail your Janitorial God, ****incrapper!
     
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