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The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi
     
  2. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    LOL, barns! (A word of caution, however: Let's not use such explicit vocabulary in our jokes. I do not whant an admin to have a reason to close this thread.)

    You know, at the rate we're going we'll have a million "staffs", each consisting of one person! LOL!
     
  3. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "You know, at the rate we're going we'll have a million "staffs", each consisting of one person! LOL!" Cool then we'll be just like the senate.
     
  4. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    HA, dm16!

    I've decided to add a Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff, dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE fits into Star Wars continuity! It will need to be staffed, of course.
     
  5. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff]
    (vacancy)
     
  6. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm bored so I have decided to torture all of you with my jokes.

    What does cannibal call the survivor guythat fell into the fire?






    Outback steakhouse
     
  7. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Why does the cannibal ride with the fire department?






    Too lazy to cook.
     
  8. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    AHHHH! NO! THE JOKES...THEY BURN!

    ::composes himself::

    Aren't you supposed to be building a defense force, dm16? Hmm?
     
  9. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I've told two jokes.

    Can i be God Emperor of the Senate now?
     
  10. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes supreme gangtsta hutt

    What does the cannibal call britney spears?













    Dinner at hooters
     
  11. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Pseudo-Senate Staff]
    Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff]
    (vacancy)
     
  12. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    LOL, dm16!

    How do you like your position, D_D?


    PEOPLE, you guys all need subordinates! Find some!
     
  13. Ben_Solo

    Ben_Solo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    BANTHA IS ON SPECIAL TODAY!
    BUY 1, GET 2 FREE!
    ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 45 REBPULIC CREDITS, OR THAT BRITNEY SPEARS PROTOCOL DROID, YOU CHOOSE.

    ALSO, I AM NOW TRADING IN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, E.G. CRACK, LSD, ECSTACY, IF YOU WANT ANY, MEET ME IN THE MOS ESPA CANTINA, BY THE VENDING MACHINE.
     
  14. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    tempting...
     
  15. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hey, Hey, what's this about earth-drugs!

    ::takes earth-drugs away from Ben-Solo::

    ::Hands him a box of Glitterstim::

    There. Sell that.
     
  16. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    even more tempting...
     
  17. Ben_Solo

    Ben_Solo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ** Ben_Solo takes the 5kg bag of Glitterstim and shoves it in a bag. Pulls his cloak over, nods and walks off into dark. **
     
  18. barnsthefatjedi

    barnsthefatjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    OK Sithflame. I DID post a disclaimer though, but I will obey Supreme Gangster Hutt or whatever the hell you are!

    (Gets back to inspiring hope in depressed Janitors)
     
  19. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm trying


    What does the cannibal call the tour de france?










    Meals on wheels!
     
  20. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    As SEC i declare that Mondays are blockade some club day, next Monday will be the BFFC
     
  21. Y2Jedi

    Y2Jedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Following on the cannibal jokes:
    Two cannibals are eating some clowns, one looks to the other and says, "Is it just me, or does this taste funny?" :)

    Now, I am applying for a low profile job as a subordinate of dm16. Somebody's gotta be a lackey.
     
  22. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You stole my next joke no fair.


    What do you get when you cross the atlantic ocean with the titanic??












    Halfway
     
  23. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    DO I have the power to accept my own subordinates? If so I'd like to give Y2Jedi the title of battle master. And the next one to join me the title of skirmish master.
     
  24. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 17, 2001
    Are you guys still allowing people to join? Cause I got a crap joke for you guys...
    What did the Atlantic Salmon say to the Pacific Salmon?
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    You have to be more Spacific!
    Ha Ha Ha...
    So can I join?
     
  25. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Welcome Y2Jedi!

    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    [Pseudo-Senate Staff]
    Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff]
    (vacancy)



    What position do you wish Darth_Darev?
     
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