The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
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    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi
  2. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
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    LOL, barns! (A word of caution, however: Let's not use such explicit vocabulary in our jokes. I do not whant an admin to have a reason to close this thread.)

    You know, at the rate we're going we'll have a million "staffs", each consisting of one person! LOL!
  3. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    "You know, at the rate we're going we'll have a million "staffs", each consisting of one person! LOL!" Cool then we'll be just like the senate.
  4. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
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    HA, dm16!

    I've decided to add a Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff, dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE fits into Star Wars continuity! It will need to be staffed, of course.
  5. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Senate Staff]
    (vacancy)

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff]
    (vacancy)
  6. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    I'm bored so I have decided to torture all of you with my jokes.

    What does cannibal call the survivor guythat fell into the fire?






    Outback steakhouse
  7. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    Why does the cannibal ride with the fire department?






    Too lazy to cook.
  8. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    AHHHH! NO! THE JOKES...THEY BURN!

    ::composes himself::

    Aren't you supposed to be building a defense force, dm16? Hmm?
  9. Darth_Duck Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2000
    star 4
    I've told two jokes.

    Can i be God Emperor of the Senate now?
  10. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    Yes supreme gangtsta hutt

    What does the cannibal call britney spears?













    Dinner at hooters
  11. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16

    [Pseudo-Senate Staff]
    Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff]
    (vacancy)
  12. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    LOL, dm16!

    How do you like your position, D_D?


    PEOPLE, you guys all need subordinates! Find some!
  13. Ben_Solo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 3
    BANTHA IS ON SPECIAL TODAY!
    BUY 1, GET 2 FREE!
    ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 45 REBPULIC CREDITS, OR THAT BRITNEY SPEARS PROTOCOL DROID, YOU CHOOSE.

    ALSO, I AM NOW TRADING IN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, E.G. CRACK, LSD, ECSTACY, IF YOU WANT ANY, MEET ME IN THE MOS ESPA CANTINA, BY THE VENDING MACHINE.
  14. gundam00 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 2001
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  15. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    Hey, Hey, what's this about earth-drugs!

    ::takes earth-drugs away from Ben-Solo::

    ::Hands him a box of Glitterstim::

    There. Sell that.
  16. gundam00 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 2001
    star 2
    even more tempting...
  17. Ben_Solo Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 3
    ** Ben_Solo takes the 5kg bag of Glitterstim and shoves it in a bag. Pulls his cloak over, nods and walks off into dark. **
  18. barnsthefatjedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 5
    OK Sithflame. I DID post a disclaimer though, but I will obey Supreme Gangster Hutt or whatever the hell you are!

    (Gets back to inspiring hope in depressed Janitors)
  19. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    I'm trying


    What does the cannibal call the tour de france?










    Meals on wheels!
  20. Darth_Duck Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2000
    star 4
    As SEC i declare that Mondays are blockade some club day, next Monday will be the BFFC
  21. Y2Jedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 9, 2001
    star 3
    Following on the cannibal jokes:
    Two cannibals are eating some clowns, one looks to the other and says, "Is it just me, or does this taste funny?" :)

    Now, I am applying for a low profile job as a subordinate of dm16. Somebody's gotta be a lackey.
  22. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    You stole my next joke no fair.


    What do you get when you cross the atlantic ocean with the titanic??












    Halfway
  23. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    DO I have the power to accept my own subordinates? If so I'd like to give Y2Jedi the title of battle master. And the next one to join me the title of skirmish master.
  24. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 4
    Are you guys still allowing people to join? Cause I got a crap joke for you guys...
    What did the Atlantic Salmon say to the Pacific Salmon?
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    .
    .
    ..
    You have to be more Spacific!
    Ha Ha Ha...
    So can I join?
  25. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    Welcome Y2Jedi!

    **Parade of Fools**

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame

    [Deli Staff]
    Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [Defense Force Staff]
    Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    [Pseudo-Senate Staff]
    Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [Games Staff]
    Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [Unspecial Ops Staff]
    Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [Janitorial Staff]
    Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [Society of EU OVER-Expansionists Staff]
    (vacancy)



    What position do you wish Darth_Darev?
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