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The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Grand Admiral of the Society of EU OVER-Expansionists please!
     
  2. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 25, 2000
    How about front admiral? To make fun of rear admiral.
     
  3. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sure why not...Front Admiral!
     
  4. Y2Jedi

    Y2Jedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jan 9, 2001
    Hey I'm Battle Master, so...uh, bow to me! Oh wait, I'm a lackey. Nevermind. Sorry dm, but you stole my original joke so that makes us even. Now I just need another one...Can we do blonde jokes?
     
  5. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Guy and his blonde girlfriend are driving down the road. Guy asks his girlfriend to look out the window and tell him if the blinker is working.




    So she leans out and says: yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no,


    BTW I mean no offense to blondes I just like the jokes.
     
  6. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's 3:30 on the east coast this is the War master Signing out see everyone in the morning.
     
  7. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's 3:30 on the east coast this is the War master Signing out see everyone in the morning.
     
  8. lejmar_faldor_uk

    lejmar_faldor_uk Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Aug 20, 2000
    what do you call a man with a sheep fetish?



    SICK!


    what do you call a man who's 1st name is Brian and his last name is jones?







    Graham!!!
     
  9. yodaboy

    yodaboy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Feb 5, 2001
    i am signing up as commander no no no cross that out
    as general of peppermint squadron on liason from the altoid fan club.
    just give me a few min. to remember a joke, i'm very forgettful
     
  10. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    A joke you must give, yodaboy, hmmmm!

    Darth_Darev, I dub you the PainintheRear Admiral of the Society of EU-OVER-Expansionists!

    LOL!
     
  11. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy
     
  12. Genghis12

    Genghis12 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Lejmar...
    "what do you call a man with a sheep fetish?
    SICK!"

    It's not my joke, but wouldn't "Baaaaaaa...aaad" work as well?
     
  13. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 17, 2001
    Hello everyone! Just finished Conquest last night!
     
  14. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"

    The fool who signs up as this fools subordinate.

    What do you call a brunette between two blonds?







    An Interpreter.
     
  15. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    Welcome back, Darth_Darev! How do you like your title?!

    What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?



    1986 world Hide-and-Seek Champion!
     
  16. yodaboy

    yodaboy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    ok here's a joke:
    bill gates and the ceo of gmc are at a press confrence.
    bill is going on and on about how sucesful microsoft has been.
    bill, then says to the ceo of gmc "if you had keept up with technology as much as microsoft has, we'd all be driving $1,000 cars that get about 100 miles to the gallon.
    the ceo of gmc then replies "yes, but nobody would want a car that crashes twice a day"



    as commander of peppermint squadron, which btw happens to be the most elite squad, i would request that we be in some new and cool military catagory.
     
  17. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My title is great! Why was the blonde looking at the orange juice carton?


    It said concentrate!
    Mwuaaahahahaaauaaa!
     
  18. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Feb 22, 2001
    sure... the new and cool wintery tasting squadron!

    that is of course, if the mighty gansta-hutt approves it

    *sets a gift basket full of bright neon colored easter eggs down in front of sithflame's office door*

    here, this way you won't have trouble finding them when they're hid. ;)
     
  19. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy
     
  20. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    ::creeps over to gundam00's door::

    ::leaves basket of green eggs and ham::

    ::knocks on door::

    ::runs away::
     
  21. yodaboy

    yodaboy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Feb 5, 2001
    anybody wanna join my squadron????
     
  22. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    You should go advertise for your squad in the Billboard thread I made!
     
  23. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Feb 22, 2001
    I will not eat them in a box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sithflame I Am...

    ...actually, the do look a lil tasty. Oh, what the heck, sure. *takes a big bite*
     
  24. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 17, 2001
    Sithflame...although I love my position here I have thought of something that has always characterized the EU boards...the relationship clubs!
    Han/Leia
    Luke/Mara
    Anakin/Tahiri and the list goes on...could we here at the LOL create a squad in the parade of fools for the relationships?
    *very quietly* could I resign my position as painintherear admira and take over the relationship stuff? If it pleases you oh great and powerful Sithflame *leaves a huge fruit basket on Sithfalme's doorstep*
     
  25. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2001
    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: (vacancy)

    [EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN STAFF]
    Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy)

     
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