The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 4
    Grand Admiral of the Society of EU OVER-Expansionists please!
  2. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    How about front admiral? To make fun of rear admiral.
  3. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 4
    Sure why not...Front Admiral!
  4. Y2Jedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 9, 2001
    star 3
    Hey I'm Battle Master, so...uh, bow to me! Oh wait, I'm a lackey. Nevermind. Sorry dm, but you stole my original joke so that makes us even. Now I just need another one...Can we do blonde jokes?
  5. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    Guy and his blonde girlfriend are driving down the road. Guy asks his girlfriend to look out the window and tell him if the blinker is working.




    So she leans out and says: yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no,


    BTW I mean no offense to blondes I just like the jokes.
  6. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    It's 3:30 on the east coast this is the War master Signing out see everyone in the morning.
  7. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    It's 3:30 on the east coast this is the War master Signing out see everyone in the morning.
  8. lejmar_faldor_uk Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 20, 2000
    star 4
    what do you call a man with a sheep fetish?



    SICK!


    what do you call a man who's 1st name is Brian and his last name is jones?







    Graham!!!
  9. yodaboy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 5, 2001
    star 5
    i am signing up as commander no no no cross that out
    as general of peppermint squadron on liason from the altoid fan club.
    just give me a few min. to remember a joke, i'm very forgettful
  10. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    A joke you must give, yodaboy, hmmmm!

    Darth_Darev, I dub you the PainintheRear Admiral of the Society of EU-OVER-Expansionists!

    LOL!
  11. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy
  12. Genghis12 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 18, 1999
    star 6
    Lejmar...
    "what do you call a man with a sheep fetish?
    SICK!"

    It's not my joke, but wouldn't "Baaaaaaa...aaad" work as well?
  13. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 4
    Hello everyone! Just finished Conquest last night!
  14. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2000
    star 4
    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"

    The fool who signs up as this fools subordinate.

    What do you call a brunette between two blonds?







    An Interpreter.
  15. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    Welcome back, Darth_Darev! How do you like your title?!

    What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?



    1986 world Hide-and-Seek Champion!
  16. yodaboy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 5, 2001
    star 5
    ok here's a joke:
    bill gates and the ceo of gmc are at a press confrence.
    bill is going on and on about how sucesful microsoft has been.
    bill, then says to the ceo of gmc "if you had keept up with technology as much as microsoft has, we'd all be driving $1,000 cars that get about 100 miles to the gallon.
    the ceo of gmc then replies "yes, but nobody would want a car that crashes twice a day"



    as commander of peppermint squadron, which btw happens to be the most elite squad, i would request that we be in some new and cool military catagory.
  17. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 4
    My title is great! Why was the blonde looking at the orange juice carton?


    It said concentrate!
    Mwuaaahahahaaauaaa!
  18. gundam00 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 2001
    star 2
    sure... the new and cool wintery tasting squadron!

    that is of course, if the mighty gansta-hutt approves it

    *sets a gift basket full of bright neon colored easter eggs down in front of sithflame's office door*

    here, this way you won't have trouble finding them when they're hid. ;)
  19. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy
  20. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    ::creeps over to gundam00's door::

    ::leaves basket of green eggs and ham::

    ::knocks on door::

    ::runs away::
  21. yodaboy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 5, 2001
    star 5
    anybody wanna join my squadron????
  22. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    You should go advertise for your squad in the Billboard thread I made!
  23. gundam00 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 2001
    star 2
    I will not eat them in a box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sithflame I Am...

    ...actually, the do look a lil tasty. Oh, what the heck, sure. *takes a big bite*
  24. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 17, 2001
    star 4
    Sithflame...although I love my position here I have thought of something that has always characterized the EU boards...the relationship clubs!
    Han/Leia
    Luke/Mara
    Anakin/Tahiri and the list goes on...could we here at the LOL create a squad in the parade of fools for the relationships?
    *very quietly* could I resign my position as painintherear admira and take over the relationship stuff? If it pleases you oh great and powerful Sithflame *leaves a huge fruit basket on Sithfalme's doorstep*
  25. Sithflame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 28, 2001
    star 1
    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: (vacancy)

    [EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN STAFF]
    Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy)

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