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The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 2, 2001
    What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

    Nothing, it just gave a little whine(wine).

    Geddit? :D
     
  2. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey!! If you press control+alt+delete twice in a row really fast, you can double your internet speed!
     
  3. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Really?
    *Presses control+alt+delete twice in a row really fast*

    Nothing Happens...

    Damn you Darthmalt16!
     
  4. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Master star 5

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    *Floats down on parachute*

    I'm safe! I'll be here to post The Parade of Fools: The Attack of the Neon Colors
     
  5. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Welcome back Senator!
    I, for one, am glad that you're safe.

    *Salutes Senator Elegos A-Kla*

    Senator, did you put on weight, or something? You look different somehow...

    :)
     
  6. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Master star 5

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    While I was away, I went and had some cosmetic surgery done.

    but somehow I seem to be a few feet shorter than I should be :p
     
  7. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 2, 2001
    Sorry to hear that.
    Maybe you could buy the Spice Girls' platform shoes... :D
     
  8. Jayd

    Jayd Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aug 30, 2001
    *falls down laughing* [face_laugh] Nien Nunb in Spice Girl shoes!
    Where's that parade of colours you promised? I like colours! I want to see!
     
  9. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jayd, if anyone falls down wearing Baby Spice's platforms, she/he will break her/his bones...
    I really hope that you did not fall down laughing wearing platforms... ;)
     
  10. Jayd

    Jayd Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *throws platforms into dark corner of room*

    Platforms?? I wouldn't be caught dead in platforms!
     
  11. Jayd

    Jayd Jedi Youngling star 3

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  12. darthmalt16

    darthmalt16 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes, as the beautiful Jayd so eloqeuntly declared. UP!
     
  13. Jayd

    Jayd Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Aw Darthmalt! [face_blush]
     
  14. FlareStorm

    FlareStorm Jedi Master star 6

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    I thought this place burned down in a fire? Or was that just a way of getting rid of me?

    Anyways. Hi. Don't I look nice today?
     
  15. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Master star 5

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    [hl=black]*******************************

    Welcome to LOL, everyone! Below you shall find your positions of power.

    ****PARADE OF THE FOOLS: ATTACK OF THE NEON COLORS****

    "Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?"

    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Darthmalt16

    Founder of LOL and Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: sithflame

    *******************************[/hl]


    [hl=lime][DELI]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo
    [/hl]

    [hl=red][DEFENSE FORCE] - We at the LOL Defence Force have but one mission: to defend the LOL and its members! If a senator is caught half naked with an intern, we will defend his right to wear Barney underwear. And if we are faced with an opposing force of unsurmountable power, we defend our right to turn tail and run like Imperials from teddy bears!

    *Warmaster: Y2Jedi
    Battle Master: JarJarJedi
    Skirmish Master: Anonymous_Jedi
    Lord of Destruction: Darth Destructo

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: Wolfimus
    Pep-3: SuncrusherX
    Pep-4:
    Pep-5: Aragorn327
    Pep-6:
    Pep-7:
    Pep-8:
    Freshness Officer: Asiil
    Freshmaker Colonel: AdmiralZaarin[/hl]


    [hl=black][PSEUDO-SENATE] - A really big, corrupt place, filled with no one except the Pseudo Senators, who are, surprisingly, really big and corrupt. All Senators must bow to the Secretly-Evil Chancillor or they will be bombarded with my imagenary fleet of warships, and imaginary army, and imagenary Wookies.

    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck
    Secretly-Crazy Vice-Chancellor: KorFallen
    Grand-High-Price-Admiral-Supreme of Defence: Ben_Skywalker
    Guy With Title and No Job: Star_Destroyer
    Guy with Title and Job, (I have no idea what the job is but I hear it's great): Ruck_and_Maul
    "Guy in the Background, you aren't sure what he does, but he's wearing an offical looking suit so you had better keep on his good side": FlareStorm
    "Important-and-of-course-gorgeous-chick-who-sits-next-to-whoever-is-in-charge-just-to-give-the-illusion-that-there-is-a-powerful-chick-in-this-Movie/Book/Play/TV Show": Jayd[
    [/hl]

    [hl=sienna][GAMES UNIT]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk
    [/hl]

    [hl=white][UNSPECIAL OPS UNIT] - The Unspecial Ops serves to make other military units and others feel superior to them and thus become overconfident so that the General and his unspecial troops can come in and mock them to death by providing humor from BOTH sides of the war...

    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: Rogue1-and-a-half
    Average GI Joe: Restless
    Hand/Eye Coordinator: ImperiaJedi
    Expert Sniper that misses 99.9%of time: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo
    [/hl]

    [hl=blue][JANITORIAL UNIT] - Commanded by the Janitorial God, Sitincrapper, the Unit is a beacon of hope for Janitors everywhere. When they feel like they can't go on with their pittyful existances anymore, they need only look down into the misty depths of the toilet and if they stare hard enough and have faith, Sitincrapper will bring a new meaning to their lives! Go forth and clean!!!!!

    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi (a.k.a. Sitincrapper)
    Janitorial Jesus: (vacancy)
    Janitorial Holy Spirit: (vacancy)
    [/hl]

    [hl=orangered][SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS] - Dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE, from "Harry Potter" to "Gone with the Wind", fits into Star Wars continuity!!

    *PainintheRear Admiral: Shedao15
    Admiral of the grand Piano: Grand Admiral Jello.[/hl]

    [hl=white][EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world!

    Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev
    [/hl]

    [color=pur
     
  16. FlareStorm

    FlareStorm Jedi Master star 6

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    If you scroll the page up and down real fast, it starts making motion trails with all those colors.
     
  17. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Master star 5

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    What should Parade of the Fools: Episode III be called?

     
  18. Aragorn327

    Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Episode III: Oooohhh shiny colors.....wow....
     
  19. FlareStorm

    FlareStorm Jedi Master star 6

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    The Return of the Colors
     
  20. Jayd

    Jayd Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mine just makes the computer go all jumpy flarestorm. :(

    *Thwacks the computer with a rolled up newspaper*

    Anyone else wanna piece of me?????
     
  21. JarJarJedi

    JarJarJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 6, 2001
    You're full of Sith!

    :D

    Short pants is better than no pants at all.

    It's too late now to post many... Must... get... to........ bed...

    *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
     
  22. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oct 2, 2001
    Episode III : The Rainbow Connection
     
  23. FlareStorm

    FlareStorm Jedi Master star 6

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    "Anyone else wanna piece of me?????"

    Yes, please
     
  24. Darth_Destructo

    Darth_Destructo Jedi Padawan star 4

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  25. Wildwookiee

    Wildwookiee Jedi Master star 4

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    Apr 14, 2001
    Hello...I would wish you happy thanksgiving, but that was yesterday, and our food's all burnt...anyways, I am practicing sacrilge right now...I am watching the 15 hour marathon of Star Trek: The Next Generation. I am enjoying it...but I feel like I am being indoctrned by all that "can't we all just be friends" crap...aruggggh!! [face_devil] ... Otherwise good job on the fire drill, she's still burning nicely!
     
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