The Ludicrous Operations League

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing, it just gave a little whine(wine).

Geddit?

 

Hey!! If you press control+alt+delete twice in a row really fast, you can double your internet speed!

 

Really?
*Presses control+alt+delete twice in a row really fast*

Nothing Happens...

Damn you Darthmalt16!

 

*Floats down on parachute*

I'm safe! I'll be here to post The Parade of Fools: The Attack of the Neon Colors

 

Welcome back Senator!
I, for one, am glad that you're safe.

*Salutes Senator Elegos A-Kla*

Senator, did you put on weight, or something? You look different somehow...

 

While I was away, I went and had some cosmetic surgery done.

but somehow I seem to be a few feet shorter than I should be

 

Sorry to hear that.
Maybe you could buy the Spice Girls' platform shoes...

 

*falls down laughing* Nien Nunb in Spice Girl shoes!
Where's that parade of colours you promised? I like colours! I want to see!

 

Jayd, if anyone falls down wearing Baby Spice's platforms, she/he will break her/his bones...
I really hope that you did not fall down laughing wearing platforms...

 

*throws platforms into dark corner of room*

Platforms?? I wouldn't be caught dead in platforms!

 

UP!

 

Yes, as the beautiful Jayd so eloqeuntly declared. UP!

 

Aw Darthmalt!

 

I thought this place burned down in a fire? Or was that just a way of getting rid of me?

Anyways. Hi. Don't I look nice today?

 

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Welcome to LOL, everyone! Below you shall find your positions of power.

****PARADE OF THE FOOLS: ATTACK OF THE NEON COLORS****

"Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?"

Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Darthmalt16

Founder of LOL and Gangster-Hutt Emeritus: sithflame

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[DELI]
*Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

[DEFENSE FORCE] - We at the LOL Defence Force have but one mission: to defend the LOL and its members! If a senator is caught half naked with an intern, we will defend his right to wear Barney underwear. And if we are faced with an opposing force of unsurmountable power, we defend our right to turn tail and run like Imperials from teddy bears!

*Warmaster: Y2Jedi
Battle Master: JarJarJedi
Skirmish Master: Anonymous_Jedi
Lord of Destruction: Darth Destructo

"Peppermint Squadron"
Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
Pep-2: Wolfimus
Pep-3: SuncrusherX
Pep-4:
Pep-5: Aragorn327
Pep-6:
Pep-7:
Pep-8:
Freshness Officer: Asiil
Freshmaker Colonel: AdmiralZaarin

[PSEUDO-SENATE] - A really big, corrupt place, filled with no one except the Pseudo Senators, who are, surprisingly, really big and corrupt. All Senators must bow to the Secretly-Evil Chancillor or they will be bombarded with my imagenary fleet of warships, and imaginary army, and imagenary Wookies.

*Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck
Secretly-Crazy Vice-Chancellor: KorFallen
Grand-High-Price-Admiral-Supreme of Defence: Ben_Skywalker
Guy With Title and No Job: Star_Destroyer
Guy with Title and Job, (I have no idea what the job is but I hear it's great): Ruck_and_Maul
"Guy in the Background, you aren't sure what he does, but he's wearing an offical looking suit so you had better keep on his good side": FlareStorm
"Important-and-of-course-gorgeous-chick-who-sits-next-to-whoever-is-in-charge-just-to-give-the-illusion-that-there-is-a-powerful-chick-in-this-Movie/Book/Play/TV Show": Jayd[

[GAMES UNIT]
*Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

[UNSPECIAL OPS UNIT] - The Unspecial Ops serves to make other military units and others feel superior to them and thus become overconfident so that the General and his unspecial troops can come in and mock them to death by providing humor from BOTH sides of the war...

*Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: Rogue1-and-a-half
Average GI Joe: Restless
Hand/Eye Coordinator: ImperiaJedi
Expert Sniper that misses 99.9%of time: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

[JANITORIAL UNIT] - Commanded by the Janitorial God, Sitincrapper, the Unit is a beacon of hope for Janitors everywhere. When they feel like they can't go on with their pittyful existances anymore, they need only look down into the misty depths of the toilet and if they stare hard enough and have faith, Sitincrapper will bring a new meaning to their lives! Go forth and clean!!!!!

*Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi (a.k.a. Sitincrapper)
Janitorial Jesus: (vacancy)
Janitorial Holy Spirit: (vacancy)

[SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS] - Dedicated to figuring out how ALL LITERATURE EVERYWHERE, from "Harry Potter" to "Gone with the Wind", fits into Star Wars continuity!!

*PainintheRear Admiral: Shedao15
Admiral of the grand Piano: Grand Admiral Jello.

[EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world!

Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev

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If you scroll the page up and down real fast, it starts making motion trails with all those colors.

 

What should Parade of the Fools: Episode III be called?

 

Episode III: Oooohhh shiny colors.....wow....

 

The Return of the Colors

 

Mine just makes the computer go all jumpy flarestorm.

*Thwacks the computer with a rolled up newspaper*

Anyone else wanna piece of me?????

 

You're full of Sith!



Short pants is better than no pants at all.

It's too late now to post many... Must... get... to........ bed...

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

 

Episode III : The Rainbow Connection

 

"Anyone else wanna piece of me?????"

Yes, please

 

*groan*

UP!

 

Hello...I would wish you happy thanksgiving, but that was yesterday, and our food's all burnt...anyways, I am practicing sacrilge right now...I am watching the 15 hour marathon of Star Trek: The Next Generation. I am enjoying it...but I feel like I am being indoctrned by all that "can't we all just be friends" crap...aruggggh!! ... Otherwise good job on the fire drill, she's still burning nicely!