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The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can I be the "Super Supreme Chief High Overlord of All Things Shiny"?

    Can I? That would be such an honor. You could call me SSCHOoATS for short.

    I have the unique talent of making dull things shiny. All I need is a little polish and rag. Really.

    So how does this process work? Is there a vote? Do I have to sacrifice a nerf or something? Wipe the drool from the Head Hutt?
     
  2. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey everyone I'm back!

    R1aah join me in EU love-gusher haven!!!! Let us all gush together! We can break up couples put them together...who cares! Yipee!
     
  3. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can you mix-match-couples too?
     
  4. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Corran PM me if you have any suggestions for "mixing couples" (I'm not sure if I really want to know what you mean! :D )
     
  5. yodaboy

    yodaboy Jedi Master star 5

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    corran9 join my squadron!!!
     
  6. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hellooo, is anybody out there? The LOL is so quiet...
     
  7. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    In order to join, Corran9, you must first tell a bad joke.

    ::waits expectantly::
     
  8. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Excellent...a bad joke!
    *Waits along with Sithflame wondering why Leia and Han are only mentioned twice in Conquest :mad: *
     
  9. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    OK, so it doesn't seem like Corran9's around, I guess I'll tell one:

    This one's kinda naughty...

    What does a dyed-blonde cheerleader look like while doing cartwheels?




    [face_mischief]

    yellow, brown, yellow, brown, yellow, brown!

    [face_mischief]
     
  10. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That was verrrryyyyyy dirty! Hey Sithflame have you checked out the new and updated starwars.com?
    Am I the only female in LOL?
     
  11. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Wow, I just checked it out! Niiice!

    Yeah, you're the only female. Just think of all the attention you'll get!
     
  12. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I feel so special [face_blush]
     
  13. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fellow bartender huh? Just remember I'm the Bartender Boss...got that?!?

    Sorry I wasnt here to tell me bad joke...so did I make it?

    Can I say one now?

    I'll do it anyway.

    What does it mean when the flag at the post office is at half staff?












    They are hiring.

    ::Rimshot!::
     
  14. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Alright Corran9, you're in. What position do you want.

    Are you interested in any of the areas that already exist? We have several vacancies.
     
  15. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    give me a run down then. Whats open?
     
  16. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At Han's Deli I am a mere Bartender working under you but here at LOL...I am the Mistress of Domination and the only female member! Mwuhahahahahahahah! Sorry about that...I love you all!

    WELCOME CORRAN!

     
  17. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Maybe you should be the LAZINESS LEADER! :)

    Check the last page for the list if you're up to clicking your mouse! :p

    :D
     
  18. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mistress of Domanation...? Thats a bit scary.

    Thanks for the warm welcome.
     
  19. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think I will take advantage of being the only female...whoever runs over to Han's Deli and picks me up a salami sandwhich gets a big KISS :cool:

    I'm waiting...he he he...
     
  20. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well I am known as the Supreme Being of Procrastinasation. Perhaps I'll consider taking this "Lazziness Leader" role. But only if you keep Darev's whips away from me.

    No I didnt go back and check.
     
  21. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well goodnight everyone! I'll see you guys in a few hours...my salami offer still stands!
     
  22. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ok, here's the current list:

    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI STAFF]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE STAFF]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE STAFF]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES STAFF]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS STAFF]
    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL STAFF]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS STAFF]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: (vacancy)

    [EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN STAFF]
    Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY STAFF]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION STAFF]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy)
     
  23. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'm outy. See y'all in 8 hours!
     
  24. Corran9

    Corran9 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fatemperor
    Evil Doctor
    or Gusher


    Cant decide. I'll tell you tomorrow. Must sleep on this one. Always sleep on the tough decisions in life.
     
  25. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    OK, so I'm posting the two unit descriptions I have. I need the rest people! The Gangster-Hutt is not pleased with the delay!

    ::stuffs small slimy creatue in mouth and then burps loudly::



    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES UNIT]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS UNIT] - The Unspecial Ops serves to make other military units and others feel superior to them and thus become overconfident so that the General and his unspecial troops can come in and mock them to death by providing humor from BOTH sides of the war...

    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00

    [JANITORIAL UNIT]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS]
    *PainintheRear Admiral: (vacancy)

    [EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world!

    Mistress of Domination: Darth_Darev

    [THE LAUGHER COMMUNITY]
    *FatEmperor:(vacancy)

    [STARBUCKS: AUSTIN POWERS EDITION]
    *Eviler Doctor: (vacancy)
    *Mini-SomoneElse: (vacancy)
     
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