Can I be the "Super Supreme Chief High Overlord of All Things Shiny"? Can I? That would be such an honor. You could call me SSCHOoATS for short. I have the unique talent of making dull things shiny. All I need is a little polish and rag. Really. So how does this process work? Is there a vote? Do I have to sacrifice a nerf or something? Wipe the drool from the Head Hutt?