The Ludicrous Operations League

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  1. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Nov 2, 2000
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    I think I'll take a position in Unspecial Ops.

    How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer?








    There's White-Out on the screen!

    BADUM-CHING!!
  2. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    OK, half, there's your title. If you really dislike it, it can be changed.


    ********Parade of Fools********

    "Who's the bigger fool: the fool or the fool who follows him?"


    Gangster-Hutt of LOL: Sithflame
    -------------------------------

    [DELI]
    *Supreme Deli Overlord: Ben_Solo

    [DEFENSE FORCE]
    *Warmaster: darthmalt16
    Battle Master: Y2Jedi

    "Peppermint Squadron"
    Pep-1/Pep-Lead: yodaboy
    Pep-2: (vacancy)
    Pep-3: (vacancy)
    Pep-4: (vacancy)
    Pep-5: (vacancy)
    Freshness Officer: (vacancy)

    [PSEUDO-SENATE]
    *Secretly-Evil Chancellor: Darth_Duck

    [GAMES UNIT]
    *Magnanimous Mastermind of Games: lejmar_faldor_uk

    [UNSPECIAL OPS UNIT] - The Unspecial Ops serves to make other military units and others feel superior to them and thus become overconfident so that the General and his unspecial troops can come in and mock them to death by providing humor from BOTH sides of the war...

    *Generic General of Green Eggs and Ham: gundam00
    Average GI Joe: Rogue1-and-a-half

    [JANITORIAL UNIT]
    *Janitorial God: barnsthefatjedi

    [SOCIETY OF EU OVER-EXPANSIONISTS]
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    [EU LOVE-GUSHER HAVEN]- What would the EU be without Love? The answer of course is...it wouldn't be the EU! Come, let us gush together! Han and Leia, Luke and Mara, Anakin and Tahiri the list goes on! We can spend our days gushing without a care in the world!

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  3. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I really shouldn't use up all my jokes so quickly but:

    What do you call a small, green animal that hides from everyone?








    Hermit the Frog
  4. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

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    Welcome Rogue 1 and a half!
  5. Ben_Solo Jedi Knight

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    Ben_Solo is now ready to illegally trade substances for anyone that wants them.
  6. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    Alright, Ben_Solo, justmake sure the Deli stays open.

    ::takes a stool at the counter::

    I'll have some Sirloin Ewok and a glass of Whyrens Reserve.

  7. gundam00 Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2001
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    what? reserve? why not get the first bottle instead of the reserve bottle? ;)
  8. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    LOL, g00!

    ::hands g00 a basket of empty Snapple bottles::
  9. gundam00 Jedi Knight

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    YES!!! MY LIFELONG DREAM HAS COME TRUE!! I HAVE.... EMPTY SNAPPLE BOTTLES GALORE!!! YOU LOVE ME, YOU REALLY LOVE ME!!!

    *snaps out of his daydream about getting an Oscar*
  10. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BOUGHT COMPUTERS?


    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how
    to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but
    imagine if they did . . .

    HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
    CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
    HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
    CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"
    HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and
    turns over the engine."
    CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all
    of these technical terms just to use my car?"
  11. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    Hehe...

    I found that on the web. There are more of them too:

    HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
    CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
    HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
    CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"
    HELPLINE: "There's a little guage on the front panel, with a needle, and
    markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"

    CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"
    HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and
    purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the
    vendor to install it for you."
    CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I
    have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with
    everything built in!"
  12. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

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  13. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    ::does cartwheels through the thread, while waiting for someone to show up::
  14. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

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    The forums work again! I don't like this no format...the Mistress is mad!
  15. Y2Jedi Jedi Master

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    The Battle Master is here! All quiver in fear and...laugh at my pathetic attempts to intimidate you. Well, this here new format is kinda screwy. I'll changed my sig and add my LOL stuff, but I haven't had the time yet.
  16. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    WHAT! This is outragous!

    You have not changed your sig!

    ::sits on Y2Jedi with his big Yangster-Hutt butt until Y2 changes his sig::
  17. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

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    Hey, fellow members of extreme lludicrousness I'm probably not going to be around for 2 or 3 days since I'm grounded and not even supposed to be on now.
  18. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    An that, my friends, is our Ludicrous WARMASTER!

    Defeated by being GROUNDED! LOL!



    Bummer, dude. What did you do?
  19. gundam00 Jedi Knight

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    haha, wouldn't we all like to know but he's not here to tell... ;)
  20. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    True...true...

    ::hands g00 a basket of Ewok fingers::
  21. gundam00 Jedi Knight

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    mmmm, yummy...

    *hands an empty gift basket to sithflame*

    here, something you can use :D
  22. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    OOOh! Good, and empty basket! I was running out.

    ::plots and plans, collects and gathers the items necessary for his next basket::
  23. gundam00 Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2001
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    exactly! in fact i think everyone needs an empty gift basket!

    *goes around placing empty baskets with big bows on the desks of all the staff of the Parade of Fools*
  24. Sithflame Jedi Knight

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    Good, good! That way they may all pay homage to the big G-H with baskets of presents.

    Hey, we need some expansion going on here. We must increase our numbers!!!

    Send out the guys with the nets and see who we can pull in and force to join.

    So it is typed, so shall it be done.
  25. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

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    Feb 17, 2001
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    Hey sithflame, i just came from the senate...i like the whoopy cushions! That place is soooo serious...as the Senator from the Yuuzhan Vong Military Force....everything is serious! but my heart lies with LOL, Ludicrous Operations League, how do i love thee, let me count the ways...
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