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The Ludicrous Operations League

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sithflame, Apr 9, 2001.

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  1. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    :D 200 POSTS! :D
     
  2. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Hands Sithflame a bottle of wine* 200 posts!

    :D
     
  3. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yes, yes, this thread has come a long way, but more members we need!
     
  4. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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  5. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Here's something funny I found:

    ***SUGGESTIVE STAR WARS TRILOGY LINES***

    STAR WARS

    'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

    'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

    'Look at the size of that thing!'

    'Sorry about the mess...'

    'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

    'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

    'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

    'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

    'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

    'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

    'She's fast enough for you, old man.'



    THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK


    'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

    'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

    'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

    'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

    'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

    'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

    'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

    'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

    'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

    'Control, control, you must learn control!'



    RETURN OF THE JEDI


    'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

    'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

    'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

    'In time you will call me master.'

    'A little higher, just a little higher.'

    'I never knew I had it in me.'

    'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

    'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

    'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

    'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

     
  6. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *on the floor in a fit of giggles* I can never watch star wars the same! [face_laugh]
     
  7. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *turns away and shields his innocent eyes*

    *looks at the mistress with a pitiful look*

    mommy, what's all that mean?
     
  8. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *hops off the floor*
    Gundam00 i'll tell you when your older...why don't you go watch an ewok movie or something...
     
  9. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Surely there are some from the Phantom Menace?
     
  10. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I don't know of any, do you?

    ::searching web frantically for suggestive Phantom Menace quotes::
     
  11. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    but i don't want to watch an ewok movie mommy... i just want to... SING!!!

    "stop that!! stop that!! we're not going to have any singing while i'm here!!"

    *snaps out of movie quoting AGAIN*

    sorry, sorry... just happening a lot today
     
  12. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Something else I found:

    Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe:

    10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
    9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.
    8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
    7) One word: lightsabers.
    6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
    5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
    4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
    3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
    2) The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

    And the number one reason ...
    1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

     
  13. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *waving a huge Star Wars banner and dressed in my jedi robes*

    STAR WARS RULES!!

    *marches to the imperial march through the forums waving my banner*
     
  14. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "liberate any ship named Slave I"

    LOL!
     
  15. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    heck yeah!!!

    "one word: lightsabers"

    booya, that did it for me :D
     
  16. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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  17. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Where is everybody? I feel so alone...

    :_|
     
  18. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'm here. But I'll be leaving in about 10 minutes. :(
     
  19. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Are you going to be gone for the rest of the night (after you leave in ten minutes)?
     
  20. Sithflame

    Sithflame Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'll be gone for about 5.5 hours. Later.
     
  21. gundam00

    gundam00 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    yeah, and i'm leaving in an hr and will be gone till 10:30 CST, fun fun.

    and i've added a new title to my sig for the heck of it!! ;) :p
     
  22. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    oh well everyones leaving...i'll be here though...just little old me...
    *pulls out one of my whips*
     
  23. yodaboy

    yodaboy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    omg! that was hilarious!!
     
  24. Darth_Darev

    Darth_Darev Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Walking through the empty thread* Hmmmm, i'm in a good mood...
    *leaves fruit baskets on every LOL members door step*
    I'm off to dominate *snaps a whip*
     
  25. XCountryJedi

    XCountryJedi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hey, I want to join!
    Here are two jokes just in case one of them isn't bad enough.
    _________________________

    1) What did the red droid say at the sight of the blue droid?

    Red Droid: I'm blown away.

    Blue Droid replies: You're such a bad motivator.
    _________________________

    2) What did the girl mushroom say to the guy mushroom?

    You're such a fungi.
    _________________________

    K, now can you give me a position?
     
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