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FF:VIC The Mandalore Dump!!!!!! with PoT and J.E.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Protege-of-Thrawn, Jul 4, 2001.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That's great, but all things considered - such as my never having said that THE BARMAN got orders wrong - i think my simple warning that he better CONTINUE his blessed track record, because a woodchopper NEEDS HIS MEAL!
    In all serious though, Those anywhere within the vicinity of the Mornington Peninsula should tune in to either 98.7 FM or 98.3 FM on Wednesday, the 7th, at 5:40 PM, as J.E. and I are HOSTING OUR OWN SEGMENT!!!
    Yes, our intrepid devotion to Dumping and wood like social commentary has atracted the attention of a radio broadcaster, willing to give us a shot! which is great, its what the younger set - THE KIDS! - really need to spur them on!
    Is anyone else heeding the call? is anyone else....EXCITED?!!!!!

    EDIT: 50th Post!!! now if thats not exciting, then I'm not going to be voting for the Communist Party on November 10!!
     
  2. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, to be frank, i'm annoyed P.o.T, i'm annoyed!

    Now why didn't the Australian Shooter's Party get in? Now there's a party with a good deal of excitement about them, not to mention a bit of passion. Yes, i've know the infamous ASP for a while now and i must say i'm stunned, P.o.T, stunned!

    What's happened to honesty! Oh, i forgot, that little lying devil won the election for the third time in succession. Bloody hell, i feel so annoyed, that i might go out and chop some wood at 1.54am in the morning!

    P.o.T, your thoughts on this surprise loss for the honest blokes over at ASP?
     
  3. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    To be frank (which is important J.E.) I'm stumped.
    Not as in this stump **hefts cricket stump at camera** which is a fine piece of timber, but stumped as in unable to fathom the machinations within the mind of the Australian Voter!!!
    WHERE IS ALL THE EXCITEMENT?
    what has this country come to? where a racist, ignorant, mis-informed, weak-minded, bludging ARSECLOWNS, manage to yeild thier indepedent thought and moral responsibility, to the King of Arseclownedness, John Howard!
    the ASP should be crying blue murder, as should the communists.
    Good to see the Greens get through, i respect them, don't you J.E? They campaign for sustainable logging, which is great! instead of that unexciting, boring rape of the natural beauty of wood that is woodchipping and mass logging, but the pristine greatness of a pair of lumberers chopping down a great oak or some fine pine, take home what they need and no more, and make a fine timber product - peradventure a bench J.E? - to add to their collection!
    Then their is plenty of wood for tommorrows youth J.E, the YOUNGER SET!!!

    they very thought of it is...well, exciting.
     
  4. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    isn't it great P.o.T that the next generation, the rightly dubbed 'younger set' of the 21st century have such a fine future ahead of them where wood is firm and rampant. firm wood, that's what this country needs.

    bloody hell, when you and i were kids of 5, old Frank, who ran the lolly store down at the local village run by a pack of wild mongolians at the time, would heft us up on either knee and tell us of his wonderful dreams of a world of wood, which was followed by a sigh, such were the dire circumstances of the time when we were young.

    but now P.o.T, now with the Greens in charge with the balance of power, things can get bloody going! people can get up from old frank's knee and actually get the axe and start chopping! and more importantly, the younger set can do that chopping, cause quite frankly, i think old Frank just hasn't got it in him to chop down some trees, such were the stresses of his era!

    SO when you're chopping kiddies, just think about good ole Frank and his dream, because bloody hell, you're living his dream today! get out there and start chopping. Do Dave "choppin'" Forster proud!
     
  5. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    i give up, i truly do. if we can't trust computers to post our posts properly, then we might as well do away with them, and revet to quality wooden products.

    like Canada. great place that.

    Not as great as Tasmania, but then again, what is?
     
  6. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bloody Tasmania, now there's a country [sic] that knows how to host a cricket match! P.o.T, it was great, i found myself watching the tasmanian cricket test one sunday afternoon, and it was great to see the old legends back on the field at belrieve, bloody border, taylor, my favourite one, Boon, Tim May, yes! Timmy bloody May! on sunday, it was great, i was excited, especially considering that tassie has lost a lot of it's lumber to the rampaging local wood choppers, it's great that they can host such an interesting game of cricket!

    I was overwhelmed, P.o.T, overwhelmed
     
  7. Protege-of-Thrawn

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    In a word? bloody awesome!!!
    The rain, the excitement, and the skills and thrills of watching water pound down upon the covers, the oval, and a handful of tanked bogans wearing the plastic raincoats, its great!
    and warney, what a genius! if only Dave Forster - that Boony like man - played cricket, i would be there with my stump, bat and ball myself!!!

    bugger it J.E., I'm on my way now!!!
    **stomps off to waiting speedboat and dissapears into bass strait**
     
  8. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bass Strait, now there's a deep, anti-melodic path of water that needs to be reckoned with!

    Well, i'm stumped, because i find myself all alone and unsure as to whether to jump INTO the boat and jet off into the sunset....but hell, i'm going to be off elsewhere soon, so i may as bloody well enjoy my time here while i can.

    Here's something for the nation to remember; 98.7, or 98.3, is THE station to tune into tomorrow afternoon, that is, wednesday afternoon, at 5.00pm, for P.o.T (who i hope will return) and I are now into our 9th show and doing nicely, so tune in for His sake!
     
  9. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    **LIVE FROM A SATELLITE BROADCAST OFF A BOAT SOMEWHERE OFF THE COAST OF HOBART**

    in all seriousness dumpsters at large, if you live in southern Victoria, esp. near the Mornington Peninsula, 98.7 or 98.3 Wednesday Drive, 5-6 pm.
    3RPP are a great station full of healthy, limber young lumberers ready to chop to there hearts content.
    Of course i speak metaphorically becuase to begin chopping a studio made out of wood is a terrible, terrible idea, but someones got to explain it to the YOUNGER SET!!

    now if that linear flow of consciousness and debatable sanity doesn't whet your appetite, then please direct your view to the panelling of this fine thread.
    Real..red..GUM!!!
    Isn't it great? That's great i say!
    There is certainly a dichotomy emerging between our obvious lust for inspiration, pride passion and a green revolution, and our insatiable desire to just have a good ole' chop!!
    but I say why stop at such a small schism? let us rejoice in the inherit moral of our humble threads story.

    Random.

    And that really sums up my feelings as I throw back to you Jet-Eye, hold the fort whilst i continue on to our great southern crumb of Australia, and keep on chopping!! And don't worry, Dave and I will have a drink to your health whilst you leave for France!! because quite frankly, the thought of leaving this lush land of ours to some European hellhole makes Dave Forster sad...the poor guy was crying earlier, small rythmic waves of discontent flowing up and down that monolithic frame...We feel for you J.E! have a safe trip and come home...dare i say it? EXCITED!!!

    **END TRANSMISSION....(P.o.T ran out of change)**
     
  10. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    *Makes note of radio frequencies*

    I'll try to listen in on the show!
     
  11. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jet-EYe!!! come quick!! **waving stump above his head**

    We have listener!! thats great!!!
    Be sure to not be shy, and to ring in...your chance to be radio, and we will give a plug to TFN Victorian forum whilst we are at it. consider it the start of your advertsing campaign!

    Which is great, not to mention exciting!!!
     
  12. imzadi

    imzadi Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL! This is great you two! (And Boba, of course). Please keep going!


    *rushes back to Brisbane*
     
  13. BobaMyHelperMonkey

    BobaMyHelperMonkey Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Good Evening(or night) Dumpsters, and welcome to rural and regional Australian News, for the Victorian Forums venerable flagship thread, The Mandalore Dump with PoT and J.E!

    Today, The Bush Empire - colloquially known as 'America' - claimed to have all but finished the major phase of it is Afghan slaughter.
    When asked how it felt to be liberated, all women declined to comment as the Northern Alliance mantained their status in the community, leaving them in a trap of silence.
    The men were indifferent, knowing not much had changed.

    **switch to Afghan correspondent**
    Old Man: "Err...Northern Alliance, Taliban, no difference...er..no change, no change."

    *Studio*
    Scary indeed. In other news, Woolongong residents lamented the passing of a local hero. The bull stud Herotius.

    **Some farm, somewhere**
    Young, teary child: "I just can't beleive he is gone. We all lament the passing of a local hero, our dear bull stud, Herotius."

    **Studio**
    A sad day. Also in local victorian affairs, a young labor MP criticised Steve Bracks for his handling of the 'no ketchup' scandal out in the hinterland of Victoria.

    **Labor MP's office in Mildura**
    MP: We have no ketchup. no shipments in months. Bracks told me that he, quote "had more important things to worry about!!"

    **Studio**
    Another side of our beloved Premier? time will tell.
    And in closing, the wool index was at $29.06 a ball of wool, and the rural unemployment rate steadied at 14%.

    This is Boba, PoT's Helper Monkey, signing off....
     
  14. Protege-of-Thrawn

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    Thank you Boba!!!

    That's great, to here such inspiring news! Bracksy? that guy has been getting up my nose, i new there was a crack in his armour.

    But to be fair, what a guy, really.I mean, as far as inspiring the youth and getting excited over the Mundane, this man can take this STATE, for the RIDE OF ITS LIFE!!

    To be frank (great bloke, i must admit. The Socceroos time is coming), we must admite the flaws within our cynical tall poppy syndrome!

    We cut down all the greats. Imagine if one day some arseclown said "Now that Dave Forster..i don't know, i think those 63 world championship titles have gone to his head...we'll teach him a lesson!"

    Imagine the horror dumpsters, as such a monolithic lumberer, a woodchopper in the prime of his ascent to godhood, taken down cruelly by the hands of the ignorant, the hated hands of fate itself!!!

    But on a brighter not Dumpsters, in case I don't see you, Merry Christmas, have a great new year, keep yourselves excited, and keep on DUMPING!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes, Good evening Dumpsters, you've been hanging onto it all week and now at last you can let it out with confidence because the Mandalore Dump is here to take your load and chuck it over to those fine, fine group of smelly young gentlemen charged with the strenous duties of maintaining order and discipline in the Manadalore Sewers!

    Yes, good evening, and today, I, Jet-Eye, am posting from FRANCE!

    **Trumpet blaring in the background, as if God himself had suddenly announced himself to the world, a world, which i must say, has undergone a bit of a work-out, given the Bush Empire's expansion and what not, which i must say, is quite sad, given this supposed understanding of freedom by the Americans is so superior, which ***As J.E effectively puts an end to the subtitle guy with a mighty thud of the cricket stump***

    Yes! France! It's just a pity i can't be bothered enlightening you with my day to day affairs, hey! But quite frankly, we've got to feel for those Sydney siders, we really do. I picked up L'Express today, and I saw a very hazy image of Sydney Harbour, and i thought, how very pretty, as it was, but then realised that that damn place was burning. As long as that cricket match on the 2nd is still on, i'll be happy.

    Okay okay, a little harsh, but I'll tell you that the fires in Sydney are front-page material in France and 'we' are concerned over here! Sydney firefighters, I salute you! Good bloody stuff!

    It's great to see that Boba the helper monkey, the lazy prick that he is, is up and posting. He, the bludger that he is, has finally decided to get up off his arse and do something! For the Younger Set, take note of his remarkable effort; and get chopping.

    When P.o.T is refreshed from the New Year festivities and keen to dump, I'll be there to give you a full-update on remarkably nothing particularly interesting! Adieu.
     
  16. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jet-Eye is back!!!!!!

    **waves cricket stump emphatically as he dances on table. Streamers come down with confetti and music starts up.

    A line of ewoks dance on screen and begin juggling and dancing away**

    "Welcome all, to the renewed MANDALORE DUMP!!! I no longer shoulder this burden alone, with Jet-Eye taking the time whilst in France to post here at our forum."

    And on a more serious note, i really do send out my sympathy to those heroic folk up in New South Wales. You are the embodiment of the aussie spirit, and inspire me beyond comprehension.

    Hold tight guys, Victoria is with you!!!!

    And Dumpsters at large, i want you all to go down to the new Role Playing Forum!!! find it in Fan Activites!! It has me excited!!!

    Ah, it's too much. Aren't these ewoks cute? From Endor, a true sphere of wooded brilliance!!!

    I think Dave would be proud to retire among such a fine assortment of lumber and timber products.

    So Jet-Eye, how is France? How are the Mexican's biting?
    Are the gals as belle as i suspect?
    Keep it up mate, and enjoy yourself.

    **stands atop table again, and salutes with a twinkle in his eye***
    You've bloody earn't it mate!!!!!!
     
  17. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What? The first post of 2002? what? where?
    That's great!!!!

    Anyway and anyhoo, life is great and all that jazz. But an important matter requires my presence.

    It seems Jet-Eye might be back as soon as the 20th of Jan!! That's so great, it makes me excited!!

    **Ewoks run in and begin break dancing**

    See? these little critters are excited, and if one Star Wars cliche wasn't enough, the excitement here is so much, that we have more!!

    **Line of Gungan's walk in, doing the congo**

    That's great, it's fantastic, its...
    **pulls out axe and chops Jar Jar's head off**

    EXCITING!!!!!!
     
  18. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You're excited?

    Quite frankly I feel a little overwhelmed and confused. But it's great that the younger set are getting out there and excited. What's not great are posts like this one that are a symbol of the younger set's lazy approach to life! But don't blame me, I'm just a frenchie. I tell you that i will resume posting regularly soon, damnit! God Bless Dave Forster and the Ewoks of Endor!

    **Let's out a kyat dragon cry, scaring off all ewoks in the process, for which he quickly apologises**
     
  19. Protege-of-Thrawn

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    Not a problem mate, I cleared the critters and their gungan counterparts out to the RPF Bar & Grille in the RP Forum, a great social thread that is the penultimate place to cyber-socialise, and cyber-drink, to get cyber-drunk!

    This whole new concept of a 'cyber' world, it's befuddling, confusing, just a bit scary, but a whole bloody lot more exciting then I could of ever predicted.

    And the laziness, I agree, is a spreading sickness that is INFECTING the very nature of the POSTERS of VICTORIA!!
    It is a insidious, creeping cancer that permeates our very hearts, minds and souls, it eats away at our PRIDE, it ebbs the flow of our eternal EXCITEMENT J.E.!!

    In short I'm shocked and horrified and just a bit frenzied in panic, as I contemplate the future of VICTORIA's FORUMs!!!

    A complete lack of EXCITEMENT!!

    My lord people, let's fight the future, fight back, and like the good people of Moffell(TM), fight the oppression of our elitist, snobbish, yet serious and reserved other state threads, with a sense of pride and purpose in Victoria, and a sense of whatever goes, goes! Be zany, be creative, be stupid and overtly over the top!!
    Attract the attention of the WORLD on our humble forum, with an undignified orgy of posting craziness!!!

    In a word? Excited!

    To quote an example? Well here this Victoria, I ORDER you all, to go to my new 'MadLib' thread, and begin posting the story of 'the young victorian who could!'

    It shall be an epic, and we shall create it! Mold it out of the clay of our own passion, excitement and pride!

    And if J.E. and I must do it alone, the alone we shall do it!!
    Your take my french fellow?
     
  20. Protege-of-Thrawn

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    Sorry to interrupt your response J.E., but a rather crude little Ewok who keeps salivating and pulling himself along the ground with his crotch crushed against the floor, has just informed me that this is post '69'.

    Not sure of the signifigance of THAT, Victoria, but this little critter is something I admire...he is bloody EXCITED!!
     
  21. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And this is post 70! Did you know that that is 70 in french?

    Are you implying that those wonderful furry little dwarfes from the planet Endor are excited!? Bloody hell, it really makes you wonder P.o.T doesn't? It says something that means something, don't you find?

    Hmm, quite frankly i find that i'm lacking in MOTIVATION!

    Yes, P.o.T, MOTIVATION! That's what the younger set need - in order to get excited and out there and chopping, not to mention bloody posting, they need motivation! So what I reckon what we should do is is get Bracksey out of his little holiday suite in calm, pleasant Geelong and get him and that bloke Crean together choppin' televised live (!!!) on the younger set's best friend, tv! Live! think of the success! Perhaps we could even have a few 'special comments' from Bruce 'the voice' McAveny?

    Boy does that Crean say 'motivation' to me! I find his stupendous amount of raw motivation overwhelming, P.o.T, overwhelming! The way he speaks, god, it does something that means something! Your thoughts?
     
  22. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Bloody Crean, what a guy!
    What out you arseclown howard, good riddance!

    This is great, my lord Bracksey is a hero to the youth!

    But you know what is really exciting? Dave Foster has made this offical, straight from his mouth.
    Dave is moving to Endor! He is already there, building his own log cabin! as we speak he chopping!
    Can you believe it? Soon he will be getting his own TV, to watch the political chop-off!

    I can feel a word coming on J.E., want to guess what the word is?
     
  23. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    c'mon J.E., think of the word!!

    It's about to bubble up and out of me!!

    You know the word, that bastion of boredom, the sentinel of shallowness....

    The word of everlasting PRIDE J.E.!!!!

    What word is on the tip of my TONGUE??!!!
     
  24. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    NO!!!!!!

    You're not....You're not EXCITED!

    www.daveforsterchoppingatendorlive.endor.chewbaccadoesnotliveonendor.georgelucas.com will be online soon! Now if that doesn't thrust, yes, THRUST, that excitement up i don't know what bloody will!!!!!!
     
  25. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    J.E. that website will make VICTORIA buzz with the preverbial pontification of primordial passion!!

    Yes, I speak of EXCITEMENT!!

    We -that is, You and I J.E. - Have worked long and hard to promote interest and excitement in this thread and our home forum, Victoria!

    Great State that it is...Bracksey, what a Guy!

    Anyhoo, it occurs to me that the plethora of pent up EXCITEMENT, in the posters of this state, can have only one outlet.

    Spam. Yes, the offical 'single word posts only' thread is open to the people of Victoria! go and post to your heart's content, and wrest the mantle of number 1 thread back from Killer Ewok!

    What an arseclown. In fact J.E., i sense that moment...

    **trumpet music in the background**

    And the arseclown of the week is...
    Oh! was there ever any doubt?!
    Killer Ewok!
    Congratulations you young battler, go out and get 'em, nothing can stop you now!!

    **Leaps up out of seat and charges out the door screaming "Our time is come!!"***
     
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