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Phx The Master's Tavern & Inn

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Master_Duron, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Hello everybody and welcome to The Jedi Tavern were everybody is welcome. :D

    I am The Master your host.

    Please come in and have a seat, drink, eat and chat about anything you want. Please keep the conversations PG(ish) ;) as this is a family establishment.

    We have great selections of Corellian Ales, Coruscant Wines, and oh yes, the ever so famous, Wookie Go-Go juice. For those of you under the drinking age limit we also have Bantha milk. Mmmm Mmmm good. :)

    Also on the menu is Nerf Burgers, Jawa Kidney pies, and Wampa Steaks.

    So, please sit back, put up your feet, hoofs, tentacles or whatever may apply, and have a good time.

    MAY THE MASTER BE WITH YOU!
     
  2. Mobius

    Mobius Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 3, 2002
    Don't mind if I do. Right now I'm having Dewback sausages and Bantha milk (can't drink on the job, ya know)
     
  3. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Ahhhh welcome Mobius My first customer. Your tab is on the house.
     
  4. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 30, 2001
    Well, well, since cyber drinking is the only time I imbibe now, set me up w/ a Corellian whiskey, w/ an Ale chaser, and a nice juicy Bantha Steak.

    So, what should I expect from living in a desert? Seeing as Denver is about to become one.
     
  5. Idiots Array

    Idiots Array Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan 3, 2000
    [drunken slur] "So I'm working on the Death Star, right? And I says to the other stormtroopers 'Guys, anybody want this big, giant metal pole? 'Cause if not I'm just going to throw it away...'" [/drunken slur]
     
  6. Thread_Police

    Thread_Police Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 14, 2002
    The Thread Police struts in and checks out the clientel
     
  7. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Master Duron waves a hand in front of the Thread Police

    You are not need here. You can leave now.
     
  8. Thread_Police

    Thread_Police Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 14, 2002
    I am not need here. I will leave now.

    Walks out the door
     
  9. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Man, those Thread Police are really starting to become a pain in the @$$.
     
  10. MexChewie

    MexChewie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 19, 2002
    Ahhh, what a nice place you have here MD. Got any Jawa Juice?
    Everything looks good, what's the speciality of the house?
     
  11. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Thank you and welcome Mexchewie

    Yes, we have Jawa juice. Would you like grape or orange?

    Today's specials are BBQ'd Hawkbat wings and Calamarian sherbert.

    Have a seat and relax. :D

     
  12. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 28, 2002
    Sistine arrives into the Tavern..."Give me the strongest thing you've got...IT IS FRIDAY!!!"
     
  13. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Welcome Sistine. :D My that is a pretty dress. You look scrumptious tonight. [face_devil]

    Lets see, the hardest thing we got. ?[face_plain]

    Ahhh, let me order you a Sith Kiss, that should curl your toes.


     
  14. MexChewie

    MexChewie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 19, 2002
    Let's go with grape and i'll have the special. It's friday and payday, Jawa Juice for everyone!!!
     
  15. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Good choice, MC good choice.

    yells to grab everybodies attention

    A round of Jawa juice is on the house courtesy of Mexchewie
     
  16. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 28, 2002
    Yeeee Haaaawwww


    "I don't know if I would want the SithKiss...you don't look like a Sith." [face_mischief]
     
  17. PtrsonsZOO

    PtrsonsZOO Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jul 30, 2001
    Cheers to MexChewie!

    [whispers to bartender]Could you stiffen up this drink a little?

    Good thing this is a cyberbar, I have to leave for the airport. Let's hope that Thread Cop isn't sitting outside the tavern.

    See ya tomorrow!
     
  18. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    My lady, the Sith Kiss is a potent drink from Bilbringi. ;) If you would like a kiss though I could arrange that. [face_devil]
     
  19. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Have a good weekend PZ and please.......drive carefully.
     
  20. Darth_Greedo

    Darth_Greedo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 15, 2002
    Bartender could you set me up with a shot of Greedo's fine whiskey?
     
  21. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    pours Greedo a shot of whiskey

    Enjoy my friend :)

     
  22. Darth_Greedo

    Darth_Greedo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jun 15, 2002
    As greedo pulls out his credits to pay for his drink he tells Duron to make him another and pour one for himself.
     
  23. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Thank you Greedo , I think I will. :D

     
  24. Sistine

    Sistine Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 28, 2002
    I think I need to pucker up...or would I rather kiss a wookie?

     
  25. Master_Duron

    Master_Duron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Your choice my beautiful damsel, I can help you with either ;)