Phx The Master's Tavern & Inn

Hello everybody and welcome to The Jedi Tavern were everybody is welcome.

I am The Master your host.

Please come in and have a seat, drink, eat and chat about anything you want. Please keep the conversations PG(ish) as this is a family establishment.

We have great selections of Corellian Ales, Coruscant Wines, and oh yes, the ever so famous, Wookie Go-Go juice. For those of you under the drinking age limit we also have Bantha milk. Mmmm Mmmm good.

Also on the menu is Nerf Burgers, Jawa Kidney pies, and Wampa Steaks.

So, please sit back, put up your feet, hoofs, tentacles or whatever may apply, and have a good time.

MAY THE MASTER BE WITH YOU!

 

Don't mind if I do. Right now I'm having Dewback sausages and Bantha milk (can't drink on the job, ya know)

 

Ahhhh welcome Mobius My first customer. Your tab is on the house.

 

Well, well, since cyber drinking is the only time I imbibe now, set me up w/ a Corellian whiskey, w/ an Ale chaser, and a nice juicy Bantha Steak.

So, what should I expect from living in a desert? Seeing as Denver is about to become one.

 

[drunken slur] "So I'm working on the Death Star, right? And I says to the other stormtroopers 'Guys, anybody want this big, giant metal pole? 'Cause if not I'm just going to throw it away...'" [/drunken slur]

 

The Thread Police struts in and checks out the clientel

 

Master Duron waves a hand in front of the Thread Police

You are not need here. You can leave now.

 

I am not need here. I will leave now.

Walks out the door

 

Man, those Thread Police are really starting to become a pain in the @$$.

 

Ahhh, what a nice place you have here MD. Got any Jawa Juice?
Everything looks good, what's the speciality of the house?

 

Thank you and welcome Mexchewie

Yes, we have Jawa juice. Would you like grape or orange?

Today's specials are BBQ'd Hawkbat wings and Calamarian sherbert.

Have a seat and relax.

 

Sistine arrives into the Tavern..."Give me the strongest thing you've got...IT IS FRIDAY!!!"

 

Welcome Sistine. My that is a pretty dress. You look scrumptious tonight.

Lets see, the hardest thing we got. ?

Ahhh, let me order you a Sith Kiss, that should curl your toes.

 

Let's go with grape and i'll have the special. It's friday and payday, Jawa Juice for everyone!!!

 

Good choice, MC good choice.

yells to grab everybodies attention

A round of Jawa juice is on the house courtesy of Mexchewie

 

Yeeee Haaaawwww


"I don't know if I would want the SithKiss...you don't look like a Sith."

 

Cheers to MexChewie!

[whispers to bartender]Could you stiffen up this drink a little?

Good thing this is a cyberbar, I have to leave for the airport. Let's hope that Thread Cop isn't sitting outside the tavern.

See ya tomorrow!

 

My lady, the Sith Kiss is a potent drink from Bilbringi. If you would like a kiss though I could arrange that.

 

Have a good weekend PZ and please.......drive carefully.

 

Bartender could you set me up with a shot of Greedo's fine whiskey?

 

pours Greedo a shot of whiskey

Enjoy my friend

 

As greedo pulls out his credits to pay for his drink he tells Duron to make him another and pour one for himself.

 

Thank you Greedo , I think I will.

 

I think I need to pucker up...or would I rather kiss a wookie?

 

Your choice my beautiful damsel, I can help you with either