Phx The Master's Tavern & Inn

i dunno.

*pokes the board a few times*

good thing we've got denver...

 

So smack em upside the head and tell them to post once in a while.

 

They smack back

 

I am here. What is new?

 

Broad*Con was a total success! We frolicked, and ate, and talked, and slept almost none alllllll weekend. There were many interesting things to come out of that little weekend. [face_alien_1]

 

And are there pictures?

goes back to sewing

 

Of course there are pictures... Which will be released to the public if my demands are not met.

1. Henceforth, you shall bow when meeting me, and address me only as Great ZOOthos, ZOOpreme Chancellor of all Geekdom.

2. I demand tributes in the form of toys, preferrably any 12inch Star Wars figures not currently in my collection.

3. An Altar must be erected so that all may worship at the greatness of the Couch of Doom!

4. Money never hurt.

5. Someone needs to invent a really good fudge brownie that DOES NOT contain any sugar, and that WILL NOT act as a laxative (so that I can eat them all day long).

Once these demands have been met, said photographic evidence shall be locked away, and hidden within the darkest depths of the ZOO Cave. If my demands are not met, then random photos will be dispersed at the most inopportune moments, and given to your mothers. Buwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

The Evil Receptacle DOES NOT BOW

 

We shall say "Ni" again to you...if you do not appease us!

 

The Evil Receptacle does whatever the host makes it do

 

yeah

WHATEVER


this is an obstinate Evil Receptacle remember?

 

I cannot and will not meet demands . .. let the photographic evidence begin!

 

You know, I got a sneak preview of the pics, and they are not only spectacular, they are very much blackmail material

 

Typically anything ZOO has in her possession is blackmail material.

 

Who, me?

 

I find it on the level of hilarious that ZOO, ZOOpreme Chancellor or not, thinks she can make demands of me, The Queen of the Universe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

If only my memory card could have held all my pics, but alas, it does not have room for 500 pics, hence ZOO having access.

I'm still curious what she'll do with that album cover...

 

I think I have been hovering around FF.net for a year now and have made like what, 7 posts? LOL~I have committed myself to NOT drowning in obscurity any longer...and all of you are charged with helping me!

Hi!

 

hello!

You might want to check out the actual ACTIVE board at phxff.net. The few of us that post here do it mainly to keep this board from falling into obscurity... and because we're easily amused.

But you're certainly welcome to keep posting here, too!

 

NOTHING the PHXFF does can be attributed to any amount of seriousness. Here or otherwise!

 

Still feel that way?

 

Yes.

 

::starts to sing Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb"::

Hello... (echo)
Is anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me...
Is there anyone home?

 

*waves from her stool at the bar*