The Men's Room (The SMT House of Sin)

Discussion in 'Memphis, TN' started by WonderPants, Oct 30, 2004.

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  1. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    [image=http://www.aprs62.dsl.pipex.com/hotties/kiera2.jpg] welcomes you to the Memphis Men's Room!

    Here we reclaim the right to speak freely of boobies, 'perkiness', and tell sexist jokes (perhaps). ;)

    Feel free to post pictures here and partake of (Near) Naked Hottie goodness (Gotta think of the kiddies, even though there aren't any here ;) ) in like minded company, or discuss other traditional masculine pastimes, like sports or beer.

    Of course, we're by no means limited to discussing SW women. Any sci-fi or fantasy hottie qualifies, be it Trinity in the Matrix, Leeloo in the 5th Element (looking at you here, Lin), or Kirsten Dunst in Spiderman. For assistance, please refer to the fully stocked bar and expert part time barman (Mr Qui Gon Tim).

    And now, let the good times begin!
  2. Obi_J_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    is that Keira Knightly I see? hehehe....Where the hell did I leave my whips and teathers...
  3. DarthToddy Jedi Master

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    What a pathetic attempt to rival the SMT women's room....let them have their own room...we don't need our own room. If the illustrious women of SMT start bashing the marvelous men of SMT....then all's fair!!
  4. IrishThunder Jedi Knight

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    Erin Gray, makin' be feel a little twiggy! Course she's probably older than dirt now and all wrankled up, so I guess Keira will do!
  5. Nyborg13 Jedi Knight

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    HeEyY BaaRTennErR Aall Two oF U GIIve mmee AanNuDDEr DrIINk. [face_sick] And by the way what do you mean Keira will do I'm an ol'e fart and the young ones are hotties. True in the day Erin was it but we as men must look to the future....
  6. Lady_Traci_Jade Jedi Padawan

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    Your bartender didn't get home from the haunt until 4 am......you'll have to fend for yourselves for a while. :p




    *looks at stain on floor*


    I'm not gonna ask.......
  7. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    There ain't no stains here, this is a respectable House of Sin (sad, but true).



    [John Cleese as Jewish priest in Life of Brian]

    Do we have any women here today?

    [/John Cleese as Jewish priest in Life of Brian
  8. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    I'm sure it was drool, Traci.

    Sal, Lin, and I were out with real women last night. And those we couldn't talk to, we made them scream and run. (They jiggle when they run, you know.) Gotta go work on Sal's new costume: The M.I.L.F.Man.

    It's nearly 2pm. Gotta make myself a martini.
  9. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Sal, Lin, and I were out with real women last night. And we made them scream and run.

    Sounds like you (collective!) need new chat up lines! ;)
  10. DarthToddy Jedi Master

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    You're a brave man Timmy posting a message...."real women"
  11. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    Did I fail to mention that many of them were hot?

    Did I fail to mention that many of them were scantily clad?

    Did I fail to mention that we were working in a haunted house? (Which, BTW, for you single guys, is a great place to meet some attractive women.)

    Did I fail to mention that none of these women were computer-generated?
  12. DarthToddy Jedi Master

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  13. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Did I fail to mention that many of them were hot?

    Did I fail to mention that many of them were scantily clad?

    Did I fail to mention that we were working in a haunted house? (Which, BTW, for you single guys, is a great place to meet some attractive women.)

    Did I fail to mention that none of these women were computer-generated?


    Did I fail to mention that you failed to post pics? [face_shame_on_you]
  14. Mkingsley Jedi Knight

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    I'm sure this is what those Haunted House fillies are a'yearnin' for, to send them runnin' toward you instead of away from you!

    [image=http://www.perry-slalom.de/trooper.gif]

    LATER EDITfor those who only see a red "X", try:
    http://www.perry-slalom.de/trooper.gif
  15. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    A picture of a red X? That's so sexy. :p

    The link doesn't work, Michael.

    Drooling over pics is OK, fellas, but, as the boys said back in WWII, "There's nothing like a dame." Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby.

    Am I going to have to take all of y'all out somewhere and do the introductions?

    "Girls, these are geeks. Geeks, these are girls. Mingle."

    [face_devil]

  16. DarthToddy Jedi Master

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    I see it just fine....I think it's you who need to get fixed....LOL red "X"......if you can only see the .gif you would agree w/ Mike LOL
  17. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Drooling over pics is OK, fellas, but, as the boys said back in WWII, "There's nothing like a dame." Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby.

    I don't think you're entering into the spirit of things, Tim. We're men, this is what we do. [face_mischief]
  18. Star_Blazer_M31 Jedi Knight

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    I come to taint this thread with female cooties and my Wormtongue icon!

    Fly, my cooties, fly!!

    Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!


    -Darth Grace [face_skull]
  19. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    Yeah, Tim- lots of good looking womens coming thru the haunt- and a larger number of cuties working in the haunt. Shame I only get any propositions or felt up when I dress like BeetleJuice, or a naughty nurse! (Yes, Tim...'fraid so! And I had a MONSTER rack!)

    Sal cracked me up about setting him up with some of the hotties at the haunt- "Hey, you got Carrot Top laid, hook ME up!"


    Don't worry, Ben- lots of pics of haunt hotties soon- and any sci-fi chicks I can find.
  20. Qui-Gon Tim Memphis, TN FanForce Chapter Rep

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    I thought we were supposed to drink beer, scratch, and watch stag films. Isn't that why Masonic Lodges were founded?

    Lin: The only action I got there was when Lamonte goosed me. I'm starting to worry about him. His divorce must've driven him mad.

    Of course, that's what I get for showing some leg.


    You didn't tell them about Libby on Kidz Day.



  21. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    The school girl outfit..? Shame on me for forgetting so quickly!

    Remember- life's too short not to enjoy all the cheap thrills you can!

    And these days cheap thrills are the only ones I can afford! :)
  22. WonderPants Jedi Knight

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    Mmmm, schoolgirls.

    [image=http://www.aprs62.dsl.pipex.com/Go_Go.jpg]

    Ok, she's more likely to bash your head in with that morning star, but I'd still try to hit it.
  23. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    That one should keep John happy! :)
  24. BlueLoriSaber Jedi Knight

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    Lin had bigger boobs than Pamela Anderson, it was so funny.
    Libby reminded me of a little girl.
    And according to Todd, Babs gets around. She was hitting on Bugs, a Jedi, and a few others.
  25. Dork-Vader Star Wars Sketch Card Artist

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    Mine were just as fake, but A LOT cheaper!
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