FF:VIC The Mos Eisley TAB Pub. (A Victorian social thread).

Alright. But I warn you the Blue Beru was forged by the dreunken Master herself. The late guru Beru. It may look Blue and nice but inside it contains a lethal dose of Whiskey. I'm reqcuired by law to tell you this.

Here ya go.

 

*Slurp
Whew...that hits the spot. You know, you're right. That is strong. My doctor says no, but my throat says yes. I gotta get going, thanks again.

 

< a very tired, weary JediPaulaw stumbles into the PUB < 3 Jolt Colas please, on the double, I've been typing my assigment all night and I'm just about to collapse >

Note, I was so tired that I ordered 3 Jolt Coals ! beofre i edited this post

 

Here ya go mate Three Jolt Cola's. I'm afraid I had to add some Jack D to up the percentage. I think that wily Duro in the corner is the Tatooine health inspecter. If I got caught sellin non-alcaholic drinks I's have to shut down.

Enjoy.

 

good mornin' may i have 1 apple juice please.

 

Hands Thx1138 his Jack Daniels Old no 8 Apple Juice.

Do you wan't a shot glass?

 

I'll have shot of Wild Mynock if it's not to much trouble. And is there going to be a band playing here tonight. I heard that Fig'ran Daan and the Modal Nodes may be in town.

 

"Friggin Dan and the Metal Choads?"

That doesn't sound like the type of band that I'd let into this establishment.

We do however have a nice Bith 5-piece band coming.

 

Interesting.

Your Pub is attempting to rival my Pub and Local.

Not that I wish a monopoly, but prepare for some old skool competition!

 

This better mean lower prices on beer.

 

Prepare for war, my old friend.

Let us begin the battle of the booze.

BTW would you like a drink?