The Movie and Television Character Draft 2: Census and Games' Bogus Journey [Shadow_of_Durron wins!]

Boooo

 

Ah screw it, I'll work it out later. So just give me Agent Smith.

 

::nods:: Alright then. Got any thoughts on the Games Draft matches?

 

Where the hell is Talon? What's taking him so long? Why is... nah, this BEN stuff is lame.

 

Yeah, I did it to Kiwi and I felt dirty.

 

Damn straight.

I actually can't remember Smith using any TK in the movies, therefore, I don't think we can give him that ability in this draft. His strength, speed, flight, and durability are all he has. And, let's not forget, that little forsight that he has. That might even make him better than Neo, in the sense that he has the eyes of the oracle, and can see things (not literally see into the future, but at least get an idea) ahead of time.

Nice pick.

I was looking at some of the new Buffy additions before the draft started, and I agree that it was definately a little early for Illyria. I don't think she would've lasted until third round, but still, 3rd overall seems a bit much. Still, not a bad start to a team. The time altering abilities seem pretty cool, although she can't actually stop time, can she?

 

No not really Kiwi, why?

 

And I really thought I was going to able to snack Smith lol

 

I am going to pick a guy who I think is close to Neo. He may not be able to fly, but can probably jump really high. He has shown attack speed close to Neo, the same durability, better at Kung Fu, and has a finisher. I take

Sing from Kung Fu Hustle!

 

Can't believe he lost to Jango. That was complete garbage, lol.

I like it, possibly a bit early, but still solid.

 

For hand to hand combat I don't think he can be beat, he tore throught the Axe gang like nothing. Then fought the greatest Kung Fu artist of all time and didn't even get hurt. That is after getting hit with punches that can literally take someone head off. He is just as invincible as Neo, and his strength maybe be equal. I really think he could take him. It would be close, but I think it could happen.

 

It might happen if Neo only had his hand to hand. Not really sure.

 

So, 3 to 1 that Minch takes Jack Bauer again. Any takers?

 

Doubt it, but you never can tell.

 

Question, why is this dude on there twice?

Muad'Dib (Dune)
Paul Atreides (Dune)

It is the same person, or are we considering Paul and Muad'Dib to be like Vader/Anakin in the Star Wars draft?

 

No, but she can make it go very, very slow. In her first instance of using it Angel isn't even finished falling from the building when she walks out of there.

 

Baa, you didn't even keep it all purdy with the colours and the underlines and junk. I feel slightly disappointed.

 

Following the rules = good. But it's okay, you just got a little cocky there. No biggie.

Also, removing the names of the picked characters from the list = good as well.

 

Drac, Inty is going to smack you with his funky little bat.

 

You aren't a judge, that's a no no.

*looks at list*

And now I see why that's a rule, you forgot to take Agent Smith off the list.


EDIT: Damn everyone beat me to it.

 

We never did find a replacement for the Cosmic Bat. That belongs in the Comic Book Draft. I need a suitable weapon here for instances like this.

Understand, Drac, as soon as I find it, your comeuppance will be felt through my rage channeled through that object.

Now taking suggestions for the item of punishment for this draft ...

 

EDIT: Damn everyone beat me to it.

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... I can't even begin to understand this. There's no indication that your post was actually edited... yet you claim an edit. Ooooookay.

EDIT: Maybe you can hit him with Chim's Fake Edit.

 

Just use an old fashion prison-style shank Inty, it may be crude but none can doubt it's effectiveness.

 

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Neo's Spoon is my official suggestion.