The Music Tavern

Thank God for those commas, otherwise we'd have a Women-Theater-Homework-Midterm, and that sounds REALLY scary! I think it would probably have something to do w/ King Lear, or maybe Macbeth...

//approaches the bar, grabs a grog//

In college, I had a girl I dated off and on for 4 years, and I was positive that she was "The One." If I made a list of my view of a perfect wife, she had everything I wanted... and she got away. When I got to know the woman who would be my wife, she wasn't even close to "the list," but I found that she complemented me in a thousand awesome ways. It wasn't until thinking about it years later that I realized what I wanted and what I needed were two very different things.

If I was to go back and give myself any advice, it would be to relax, don't stress about it so much, and just enjoy whatever time I had with whomever while it lasted. Wisdom and Clarity have a way of making themselves known with time, so just trust your gut and let go of the worry!

Wow that got serious...

//raises grog//
To Leprechauns! I'll catch you one day, you sneaky little bastards!

 

Working from home today! It's good I set up my iMac last night...

 

Mike, I am reminded of the wisdom and grace of Dan Akroyd in dealing with women.

OMG Tim, please don't ban me for posting a link to the word ignorant! Even though in this context it is certainly an accessory to a major flame.

//plays "I Wanted To Be Wrong" by R.E.M. on the jukebox


p.s. Please put a pretty picture in my user notes, Tim.

 

I put this in your usernotes:

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How did you get that 1995 picture of me? Stalker!

 

You wish, champ. That is Steve Sandvoss. <3

 

Wow, to think all this time I was ignorant of my own twin brother! I feel like Princess Leia, except that I've never open-mouth kissed Steve.

Oh no! I've said it again!

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Ni!

 

I see you...

 

Whew I had the weirdest dream. I was some giant eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

 

I love when the Tavern reaches the maximum levels of silliness...

 

Somehow I think GK can get sillier...

 

You can always get a lot sillier.

 

It could get sillier if someone squirted catsup on Tim's monkey...


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There once was a monkey named Tim,
Whose bottle was filled to the brim,
He squirted it red
All over my head,
And jumped right back up on his limb.

 

Alright, the Tavern is open for dinner.

No grog tonight, so how about...

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Now I hope for a nice bowl of Mulligatawny...

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Damn. At least we have live music since teh jukebox is on the fritz...

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Oh, and BTW....














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THERE ARE *FOUR* LIGHTS!

 

//opens the door and pokes his head around to see what's going on.

 

Seeing the Eye of Strilo makes me wish that I could remember the password for my Halloween Sock. Oh. Wait. I missed Halloween, didn't Eye?

Now we are in the period of time in which I enjoy ranting about how retail stores move from one holiday based on greed (Halloween) to another (Christmas) and pass over the one dedicated to being Thankful for what you have.

And, yes, I know Christmas is about more than greed, especially for those of the Christian faith, but from a cultural perspective, it's all about greed.

 

Then Valentine's day, Easter, Mother's day etc etc. It never ends!!!!!

 

Welcome to life.

 

Speaking of life, it's time for me to move on. This place has been my home on the JC for a long long time, so I felt it necessary to say goodbye. Look me up on AIM sometime. Love you guys. Take care of the place, Hal.


//pays tab//

 

It's on the house, Tim

 

See 'ya around, man.

 

Geez I feel like a jerk but I only recently found out about this Mod Squad drama. Tim, if you're reading this, what they did to you was totally unfair and backhanded IMHO. I will definitely be talking with you on AIM. You're probably the greatest of the friends I've made on this site.

 

OMG, a Teh Tavern without Tim? I'll need to read up on what happened, but... say it ain't so!?!?!?!

Tim, you could always create a new profile, and just hang out here! We won't tell anyone...