The Naughty Chair - Where You Go When You've Been A Bad SCFF Member

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  1. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2005
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    HEY! YOU INTERRUPTED MY NAUGHTY CHAIR TIME!

    *refuses to give chair back to Sid, either*

    *snaps gum more loudly*

    - Kai
  2. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 13, 2005
    star 5
    Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. [face_devil]

    Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood sith!
  3. Siri-Tachi Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2005
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    Siri - stops in her tracks no longer dancing around the room, in wide-eyed :eek: at the sight of LordSid?s returned! She choked back the song she had been humming not wanting to make a sound. ?Oh-Oh? is the only thought the brain could summon. As the ?flight or fright?, reaction kicks in?.. She looks to dive for cover, but Sid is standing near the chair (the only furniture left in the room)! Ooops![face_praying]

    With no place to run, or hide?.. She stands in the middle of the room ? DEAD STILL!!! [face_hypnotized]

    *??? and you thought you had power, Nanny Jo???*


    LOL!

    Heehee, Hiya Sid! Welcome home! We all thought the ?Pink? color in your room would be really good; it sure brings out the red in your eyes! And if you thought that was good, it makes your cheeks really look rosier. It sure puts some color to you! ;)

    Siri


    PS Hey Kai, you sure are one bad kid to still be sitting in the chair! You know the old saying? "Sh_t, or get off the pot"? Oh yeah, it's not a pot.... [face_laugh]
  4. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2002
    star 5
    *from a crumpled heap on the floor, she waves to Sid with an impish grin* Hello there! Welcome back sir!

    Yeah, I thought you were long done with your stint in the Naughty Chair, Kai? Did you get sent back to it?
  5. me-gonk Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 17, 2003
    star 4
    Oh my goodness...what you all are up to when I am not here [face_not_talking]



    :p

  6. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 2004
    star 4
    You people are so odd.

    I'll see to it that you get a personal promotion, delivered by Lord Vader.

    He so loves to give his people a "raise"

    *chuckles and goes off to find black paint at Empire Depot*
  7. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2002
    star 5
    That's got to be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. *sniff*
    [:D] Sid
  8. Siri-Tachi Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2005
    star 1
    Not wanting anymore promotions one can handle at a time, (with or without a ?raise??. especially from Vader) she comes back to her senses.

    Siri watched DarkLordSid exit the room.

    ?I am out of here!? she mutters under her breath, quickly moving into action.

    She gives Kai a ?raspberry salute? as she turns to dart out of the room, but not before almost tipping over TionneHawk who was still a heap on the floor. She quickly recovers thanks to her good Jedi reflexes. As she nears the door, Siri gives AboutaSith a quick poke in the ribs, muttering over her shoulder "It's all your fault, you - you Sith!" And at that she exits the room.

    There was no stopping her once she was free.

    Thankfully, she didn?t turn the same corner as DarkLordSid....


    [face_dancing]
  9. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2005
    star 4
    I'm still on the naughty chair cuz my secret alter-ego is also a Sith and people are beginning to SUSPECT.

    *makes suspicious eyes at everyone in the room and sticks gum on underside of naughty chair*

    - Kai, all full of hidden motives and stuff
  10. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2002
    star 5
    *still lying on the floor next to naughty chair*
    OOOOOOOO!!! I saw that!! I'm teeelllllling!!!!!

    -Hawkie..all impish and full of Imperial Squirrel energy :D
  11. Master--Kenobi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 8, 2003
    star 4
    * Walks in..looks around...slooooowwwly backs out and closes the door*

    *thinks. "Sid's problem now." [face_laugh]
  12. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2005
    star 4
    Saw what? *glares, daring her to reveal the hidden gum placement*

    - Kai
  13. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2002
    star 5
    Uhm...nothing....nothing at all. [face_whistling]
    *follows Master K out the door to avoid Kai's wrath*
  14. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 2004
    star 4
    Suddenly with a loud "YEEEEHAWWW!" the business end of a warbling hover tank pokes it's snout into the room and hoses the interior and any remaining occupants down with a thick coating of gloss black paint.

    From outside there is mild applause and an evil chuckle accompanied by what sounds like, "something something COMPLETE!"
  15. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 13, 2005
    star 5
    Covers ears and does and evil grin and says "I cant hear you!"
  16. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2005
    star 4
    *sits there, dripping with black paint*

    Somehow, I never thought the Dark Side would be so...messy.
  17. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 2004
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    If you enter an elegant office and see a tarp or plastic covering the floor under your chair.. RUN.

    Or if the chair can swivel on command from a console at the end of the table and an unmarked red button is present on the same console.. DON'T SIT DOWN.

    IF the tiles on the floor have a regular pattern EXCEPT where you are standing, STEP TO THE RIGHT.

    The following is an excerpt from the unpublished "Evil Genius Henchman's Guide to Power and Survival or 'Where Have All the Red Shirts Gone?' or 'How to Survive a Promotion in the Empire'"
  18. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 2004
    star 4
    Buy you gotta dig the "Mr. Bean" type outlines on the walls. Look a new art form, Jedi in silhouette. True the pink is kind of garish, but at least the black outline defines the underlying metaphor of the dark side pressing in all about them, and the running drips are like the corruption they were beginning to show at the end.

    *stands back and ponders his work*

    Almost makes me wish Order 66 hadn't been so efficient, could have been fun to have more models.

    On second thought, naaaaaah.
  19. Master--Kenobi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 8, 2003
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    [image=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/Master--Kenobi/Stuff/SuperNanny.jpg]


    DarkLordSid aka Captain Barbossa

    For taking me ship AGAIN.....

    You have been sent to the naughty chair for...

    30 minutes..



    Your undead monkey may start the timer.
  20. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 2004
    star 4
    Sorry? You think you own that too? Didn't I repaint this place a while back, including this chair?

    *whaps MK with a sawdust filled sock*

    Homie don' play that game.
  21. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2005
    star 4
    *Briefly taking on role of Undead Monkey, chitters and starts timer*

    - Kai
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