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Discussion The New Definitely Not Improved Even More Horrible Than The Last Two Rumors Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode IX - Spoilers Allowed' started by Darth Chiznuk , Dec 12, 2017.

  1. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Discuss rumors and such in here.
     
  2. B99

    B99 Force Ghost star 6

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  3. Ben-Solo

    Ben-Solo Jedi Knight star 4

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    The title is “magnificent”, I laughed out loud.
     
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  4. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Rumor: Someone said JJ is trying to make a story
     
  5. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Sounds made up.
     
  6. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I know a guy who saw JJ at a restaurant once, and he said it's true.
     
  7. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    If you can't prove it don't post it.
     
  8. Birkendoc

    Birkendoc Co-Purveyor of ST Trivia star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    Was maliloquent even a word?
     
  9. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nope. Maliloquent is not a word. ;)
     
  10. ThreeDeathstickProblem

    ThreeDeathstickProblem Force Ghost star 5

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    So Maz Kanata is going to save the galaxy, right?

    Maybe Rian's new trilogy is a prequel trilogy all about the Kanata Saga.
     
  11. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you possessed even a modicum of magniloquence you would already know that "maliloquent" is not a real word. This is why the prior version of this thread was clearly not for you.
     
  12. Birkendoc

    Birkendoc Co-Purveyor of ST Trivia star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    Dearest Chorus, kindly accept this this bird as a token of my affection.
     
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    See? This is why we left "intellectual" and "sophisticated" out of the title this go around. I adore birds but this is crass interaction. And, by that, I am referencing the callous butchering of our language.
     
  14. Buddha Fett

    Buddha Fett Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  15. ReyPrescott

    ReyPrescott Jedi Knight star 4

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    What have i stumbled into? =P~
     
  16. TadoFett

    TadoFett Jedi Master star 2

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    Looking forward to the new discussions, despite the turmoil leading up to TLJ. We should have at least a year before people start flipping out again. I wonder if they'll manage to keep the spoilers from leaking for as long as they did on R1 and TLJ?
     
  17. Birkendoc

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  18. DarthBane93

    DarthBane93 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Rumour has it will be Kylo vs Rey. They stare at each other until they Porg. Thus begins the new chapters of the Skywalker saga.
     
  19. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Oh don't worry because it's coming. ;)
     
  20. Aetius888

    Aetius888 Jedi Master star 2

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    Oh come on guys. We're almost through the first page and there are no pleas for help or outcries for Papal intervention!
     
  21. Birkendoc

    Birkendoc Co-Purveyor of ST Trivia star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    I can't wait!!
     
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  22. Chained Prometheus

    Chained Prometheus Jedi Master star 4

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    I dunno, I have a friend who's uncle's cousin's wife's sister's best friend said it's true. All of it. :p
     
  23. tokilamockingbrd

    tokilamockingbrd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Star War Episode IX: The Force goes back to sleep.

    What do you all thing?
     
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  24. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Don't put stuff like this in here plz. Maybe some of the story team of 9 finds it great and we see Finn slapping Chewie with Porgs while Chewie strikes back with a sea monster
     
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  25. FiveFireRings

    FiveFireRings Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I speculate that JJ will take too long deciding between "rehash" and "daring and different", and then they'll just have to roll without a script, and it will be like the last minute filler clip shows from '70s sitcoms.

    Like, Rey and Finn are hanging out on the Falcon and they're all "Hey, remember when I met you on Jakku?" and they roll the clip, then "That reminds me of that time that Luke told me about when he was training with Yoda", and so on for two and a half hours until they get to "That totally brings back memories of that conversation between Sidious and Maul on Coruscant that literally nobody else was present for or knew about."

    Then Poe comes running in with terrible makeup on and says, "Hey, we just heard from Emperor Ren, he surrenders!" and they're like "YAY", iris out.

    It's one for the fans!
     
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