Senate The New EU Senate - MOVE INFORMATION!!!

Baking droids, come on!

*a gunship full of baking droids arrives at the senate*

*the senate is baked inside a giant pink cupcake*

Looks tasty! Shame about the filling. Wonder how long it'll take the Sith to eat their way out...

 

*Flies in with old clone wars era larty, deploys 30 ewoks with silly string grenades, and proceeds to strafe the moffs with his silly string cannons! Gives it a minute, retrieves the ewoks, and retreats.

 

*Kooky comes in through the roof, Bond Style, and super gules credits to the gound. . . then finds other objects, robes, pot plants, seats, ships and super glues them to the ceiling*

*she spray paints, flowers, love hearts, etc on the floor*

*leaves extra fattening, completely delicious food on lovely tables for people to eat*

*leaves muddy foot prints on the walls and takes that pretty picture she saw earlier, giggling evily*

 

It does seem My Liege that the X-wing Series Fan Club has descended into the ranks of the rebellion from review of recent activity within its confines. I do believe it is within reason to assume that should I deploy myself to that site I would likely fall victim to a rebellious plot, and though I do strive to serve the will of the people I do not wish to do so as a political hostage. Perhaps I would better serve the Imperial denizens elsewhere My Liege? In some other role? Perhaps Military advisor as I have... experience in the field? However you see fit for me to serve the Imperial Authority.

 

As the Moff for the Imperial Knights Fan Club I am concerned about Jello's hold on the throne so I believe it is in our best interest to help the Rebellion become the true Senate.

 

*covered in grease, soot.....and pink glitter*


Y'know- I'd think there was a party around but uh -- *looks at Imperial Knights poised behind Sey* -- I don't think those guys party.

 

Haha! We laugh derisively at you sinrebirth! And you know, give suitable flattery to the head honchos and stuff. Not to seem irreverent.

 

*Steals all the remote controls, stuffs them in a bag and makes off with them, her trail grown cold before any could react*

 

*Walks in, replaces all defective light bulbs and checks those still working, then turns them on*

There, no longer a dominion of darkness. *Sees mess around Sinrebirth's table* Might need a napkin there.

 

*walks in with pile of napkins and mops sinrebirths desk of the liquid evil dripping from it. Dispenses of the napkins, and returns from whence he came.

 

*walks in and looks around* I was gonna fall asleep in Sinre's chair, but it's too messy, time to nap somewhere else.

 

*gathers intel*

 

Insipid was certainly the right name.

*spreads annoying flashing buzzers throughout the senate floor*

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

 

A bold move, Lord Insipid. Characteristic of you, of course, with just a trace of that oh so cute madness mixed in.

To be frank, your Majesty, I wonder how you pulled this off.



*considers joining*