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Senate The New EU Senate - MOVE INFORMATION!!!

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Sinrebirth, Sep 4, 2010.

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  1. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    flies his larty in, slowing to a hover he drops deployment ropes from which ewoks swarm to the ground.
     
  2. dewback_rancher

    dewback_rancher Jedi Master star 4

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    *drops out of the gunship dressed like Rambo- with the addition of an Ewok-style hood over everything else, naturally, Wicket W. Warrick by his side*

    DENGAR, EWOKS!

    *yanks a chain dangling from the larty, which causes anvils, falling cows, and giant rusty anchors to suddenly flatten- though not otherwise injure, as everything's now adhering to cartoon physics- the moffs, Emperor, et cetera*

    *opens up with Egg-chine gun (a rapid-fire assault rifle that excells in spreading yolky mayhem) in his left hand and the mighty TP-zooka (capable of delivering a roll of two-ply over three hundred yards with pinpoint precision) in his right*

    DENGAR!

    *charges along with Wicket, armed with another TP-zooka, firing eggs and toilet paper everywhere, laughing maniacally*
     
  3. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    *Puts feet on the dashboard and grabs his popcorn.
     
  4. dewback_rancher

    dewback_rancher Jedi Master star 4

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    *after enough mayhem has been caused, Ewoks come carrying large bronze bells that are placed over important officials' heads and then drummed repeatedly to disorient them, and "Kick Me" signs are distributed*

    And now, for the piece de resistance!

    *makes a hand signal and several Ewoks surround Sinre and GEJ- three for Sinre, and one for GEJ, and the two at their sides stick their fingers in their mouths. Gets behind GEJ in place of the missing third Ewok, gives the signal, and simultaneously both Sinre and GEJ are given a Double Wet Willy by the two Ewoks at their sides, followed by an Atomic Wedgie via myself and the Ewok behind Sinre*

    *fires off one last roll of TP with the words "WES JANSON FAN CLUB FOREVER" written on it, which drapes over the chamber like a banner*

    Yub Yub, Emperor. *gives a mock salute before he, Wicket, and the rest of the Ewoks head for the larty and start piling in*
     
  5. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    *Finishing off his last handfull of popcorn and removing his 2D (you heard me) glasses, he quickly speeds the larty away with a hold full of rejoicing ewoks.
     
  6. Fallen-Hero

    Fallen-Hero Jedi Master star 5

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    You're still here?! Excuse me while I go find that certain someone I hired to lock you up in one of those Egyptian - I mean Korriban - tombs...
     
  7. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    groans :oops: Not Jello you bubbleheads!
     
  8. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    Jello isn't a moff! We only attacked the moffs and sinrebirth!
     
  9. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh, yeah, it's very early for me, and as I stated at base......IM NOT A MORNING PERSON! Who invented morning!?!? Cruel they are...very cruel.
     
  10. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    If you say so. I always wake up between 7:00 and 8:00 every morning.
     
  11. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's 9.30am here, but it's Saturday and I was up till 2.30am working on some random fiction.... [face_mischief]
     
  12. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    I like the sound of that! The fiction that is!
     
  13. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah.....I think. Need to re read and edit.
     
  14. Kahn_Iceay

    Kahn_Iceay Jedi Master star 5

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    This establishment has descended into chaos, and Sinrebirth is not here to stabilize this Government. This does not bode well at all for him if he wishes for democratic process to keep him in power. *shakes head*
     
  15. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    Careful when your shaking heads! Sometimes those fall off!
     
  16. adaml83

    adaml83 Jedi Master star 4

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    Nah Jello's throne is seperate frome the Sith Senate, he doesn't associate with a group unless he wants to, or mrss with peoples heads.
     
  17. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sinrebirths reign is coming to an end, his Sith Take over is...just that....over.
     
  18. CrazyOldHermit

    CrazyOldHermit Jedi Master star 4

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    Brings in X-Wing low over the city for a strafing run on the Senate. When a target lock is confirmed three torpedoes are fired. Seconds later the Senate building is bombarded with vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. Loops away and heads back toward base.


    Too bad I didn't bring any sprinkles. Yum.;)
     
  19. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Let the takeover begin!
     
  20. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This Rule of the Sith is Over.......let the freedom begin...
     
  21. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    The rule of head cheese is over, let colby-jack begin!

    (Sorry, it seemed more colorful)
     
  22. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    TIME FOR FREEDOM!!!

    Right now, it's party time!!
     
  23. dewback_rancher

    dewback_rancher Jedi Master star 4

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    WOO! My being completely spasmo actually HELPED for once! This calls for a celebration- BRING ON THE ROOT BEER! [face_dancing]
     
  24. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    lays out tray


    Chocolate coated strawberries for all!
     
  25. CrazyOldHermit

    CrazyOldHermit Jedi Master star 4

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    munches a strawberry while looking around

    You know, it's gonna take a lot of cleaning droids to take care of this.
     
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