NSWRPF Archive The New Forum Party Thread!

Aye...I tried to Burn, Pillage, Rape...but alas it doesn't work quite as well.

 

There be none of that in my forums, ye hear?

Well, except maybe the burnin'...I'm a bit of a pyro meself.

 

Right, but who are you?

 

Aye lad. Ye be speakin' ta none other than the Pirate_Princess herself. A reg'lar Queen Anne she be. Hold's sway o'er all dees water's...dey say tha' she's even go' controll of Davey Jones 'imself.

 

Aye...

That I most certainly do...

Ain't no power more strong than that of the Pirate Princess...

Even the Lord of the Sea bows down to her...

-D_J

 

What can I say...there's a reason they be callin' me PiratePrincess rather than PirateWench or PirateLass or the like.

 

I sort of figured...


Just wanted to be sure...

 

What can I say...there's a reason they be callin' me PiratePrincess rather than PirateWench or PirateLass or the like.

You're a combination bargaining chip and baby-maker that's traded like a commodity in order to advance the political ambitions of your family?

 

Aye.

Only a select few women be allowed on me ship, and methinks her highness be one of them.

 

Women don't exist.

 

Is that so?

 

Aye. There are rumors of such strange mythical creatures in the realm known as "outside", but it's a scientific fact that there are no women on the internet. Any one who claims to be a woman online is in fact lying, and is a man seeking attention from those who buy into his con. Of course, when confronted with this, he will naturally deny it. Don't believe him.

 

Aye.

There is only one way to tell if a man is crooked. Ask him. If he says yes, he must be crooked.

 

And if he says no?

 

Aye...

Not sure about tha', ya best be askin' Graucho.

 

My arms, legs, neck, and shoulders burn with stiffness, but I've never felt better all my life. Ultimate Frisbee is a great workout.

 

Gotta love the ultimate...

 

I slept well.

 

Hello, there.

 

Hey sexy.

 

I'm deeply offended by you lackluster, no care in the world, liberal use of language descirbing vulgar and lude sexual acts. Please keep your oppinions and hormones to yourself!

 

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Hey- *42*y.

 

Hey sixy.

 

I'm a little bit country...

 

Rant incoming!

Right, so I'm home, watching the news. And I learn that there are punks out there, forming fight clubs and breaking the first two rules! Damn! What gives?

Then the media's all like "Oh no, these kids are doing this for fun, this isn't right!"

Newsflash media: this is the least of the world's concerns. Showing videos of it while you debate the issue only brings more attention to it. Then we'll get into blaming the excellent movie, which can't go very far.

And anyways, if you're going to start a fight club, obey the rules! Do not talk about fight club!