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That my friends is a burn.

 

why thank you MM

won't get them moving though, they'll look at my post and roll their eyes (if they can even be bothered to do that)

 

Hope it livens up for you, Rick.

Later, NGE.

 

Actually I resent the implication I'm at fault here

I have my own game that has hit 7 or so pages, and the new one is launching tomorrow

Sinre just got hit hard by DRL, right after he took the game over. And I didn't know how the story was supposed to go, so I couldn't do anything...

 

excuses excuses

well the Sinre real life issue isn't

well if you have too much on with your own RPG why don't you pass the reigns over to AV?

 

I can be in charge! My first order of business, all female officers will be required to wear tiny miniskirts!

 

latex!

*looks at the stern face of the empress*

just kidding

 

As Executor of the Military I declare the new uniform for female officers to be tiny latex miniskirts!

 

*glares at both of them*

Oh really?
Well then, MM. You can start washing the throne room windows, starting with those.

*points to the enormous picture window to her right*

Have fun.

 

As you wish.

*Leans a ladder next to the window. Puts on a miniskirt and climbs the ladder.*

I hope you like the view.

 

*turns the throne to the other side*

 

If you cant see me how will you know if I am doing anything?

 

I know.

*floats a rag to him*

I know.

 

*Uses the force to project images of himself in a miniskirt to everyone nearby.*

 

and i'm done with this turkey sandwich

 

*reaches out her hand and jolts him with Force Lightning*

 

*Falls off the ladder*

I guess I cant clean the window anymore.

 

Get back up there, trooper.

 

I cant. I tore my skirt.

 

Put some pants on. I never said anyone had to wear a skirt

 

*Puts on O-yoroi.* Hoi!

 

I must retire. Those windows had better be spotless by the morning.

Goodnight, dear NGE.

*rises and leaves the room, 4 Shadow Guards flanking her*

 

Good night. They wont be.

 

*slides in from the War Room*

Thank the Force it's Friday!

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow!
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow!
The corn is as high as a Bantha's eye, and it looks like it's climbing right upto the skyyyyyy...

Ohhhh what a beautiful morrrrrnin'!
Ohhhh what a bea...

*looks around*


Hm. Just me then. Good day to all my fellow brothers and sisters in the NGE.

 

*inspects the various ornaments around the Throne room, footsteps sending a soft echo around the place*