Fanclub -The New Galactic Empire- (New Members Always Welcome!)

I love Clint.

 

Fine, fine.

Good morning everyone - hope we've all calmed down now? Must be the weather we're having.

I hope you're all keeping well?


*keeps a wary eye*

 

Great work, you two. You scared away the rest of the NGE!
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*enters the room with a weary, but proud look on her face* Admiral Volshe
Empress, I have news...I had to turn the entire NGE database inside out to find it, but there's an encrypted section of files that I don't have the authority to crack. None of my override codes responded to whatever firewall it has up, so I figured it must either be very personal files, or our sneaky perpetrator.

*sneaks a smile to Jedi General Gelderd* I believe your files are safe too, General. I didn't accidentally delete your entire service record or anything!

 

*Toru sends a transmission to NGE*

Greeting Fellow Beings of Complexity:

Cushy is doing much better now. I and my Mentor, Thimen, however, have taken up new residence. From here on we belong to Padawan4687. I know not what the future holds or if I shall ever see any here again. If not, may you be well.

 

You shush you mouth Paddy!


OH....and.....to all my fellow NGE'rs....

 

I sense a disturbance in the Force...


I'm working on a scenario for you all. Bear with me!

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Thank you, Padawan4687. I authorise you to attempt to decrypt them. I am devoting almost the entire west wing branch of the ISB to assist you in this endeavour.

 

*The young ISB Director enters the darkened NGE halls quietly stifling a yawn. She and many of her crewmen had been up for over a day slowly chipping away at the digital fire-walls with dozens of override codes, but with the help of the entire ISB West Wing, the files were finally broken into.*
Admiral Volshe


Empress...it is done. I sent the data we found directly to your data-pad....I found the makings of the break-in video, and there was a map of the entire facility, water pipes, air vents, and all. Among those were several other documents and codes, but I wasn't sure how to translate those.

 

Goodness me - has no one been here for nearly a month? The corridors have never been so sparse!

 

I'd be on more if I actually got alerts for this thread

 

Still not getting them? That's rubbish - I just got your post notification.

Wonder if it's the browser you're using maybe?

 

Maybe, I hadn't thought of that...

 

it would seem our empress is has gone AWOL

this is a crisis!

 

I know! We need emergency powers!!

 

Who'd be the Empress' Second in Command then, you? The NGE would never survive!

 

Guys, she's been delayed, I'm pretty sure she's okay though.

 

JGG: but what NGEer would have the courage to propose such a radical amendment?

Padawan: you could do worse than myself unless you meant JGG

 

NGE'rs! Dellow felligates!

Mesa propose, we give immediately emergency po.....oh, wait no, sorry - not yet!



You're on thin ice Paddy with that low blow. How darrrrrre you.

 

*sits on the throne*

oooh comfy

someone pass me a pillow

 

*Cushy gives Rick a pillow*

 

Crystalia: Hey! That's so mean, Rick! I'm sure I could fare better than JGG, at least; you were Emperor before, so you have a leg up against us both!

 

*Thuro shows up, beaten and bleeding with his lightsaber gone and wondering why no one wondered where he was*

Jade got me....

*Falls unconscious*

 

hey paddy I'm never mean! ask Sarah

Mara Jade got you Thuro?

 

*Jade Cosmetics....*

Falls unconscious again.

 

I thought I was next in line for the throne IIRC, it went Sistros, Volshe and then me