So NV The New & Improved* SNFF World Domination Thread

thanks you, soldier!


I am going to dispatch a couple of chimps to get me some of that Asian Coffee. I must try it!

 

Today I had coffee from 7-11. kinda nasty.

 

coffee is better than no coffee

 

That 7-11 coffee is pretty gross though. Must be made by penguins.

 

Brigadier General Bobo is VERY tired tonight. Will go sleepy time now.

 

Tivo to go rules.

 

Yes it does, except that it stores the files as a propietary mpeg2 format .tivo

I have been messing around with trying to convert this to a regular .avi or .mpg

I have had limited success.

 

See? Penguins need no rest. Penguins will run over all while monkeys need sleep!

Now, attack my soldiers!

 

I've recently discovered another way to mutate our penguin army's genes. Besides eye lasers they also have poisonous gas that comes out of their mouths. This gas is deadly to all primates.

 

Heh heh heh...

Your legion of soldiers grows more powerful and deadly, my Commander.

Next: INFECT THE BANANA CROPS.

Oh wait, was that my out loud voice?

 

Subtle use of psychological warfare General.

Next I believe we should invest in Vapoorize. Their ammunition for flinging will disapear.

 

I suggest a new strategy, Bobo... let the penguins win.

 

But if you use Vapoorize, where does the poo go?!

 

*Penguins eat GersonSith for asking questions*

 

Brigadier General Bobo grabs the perpetrating penguin and induces vomiting. After securing the remains of GersonSith in a ziplock back, Bobo breaks the penguins neck, and heads to the Secret Monkey Shrine of Reconstitution, where a few minutes later, GersonSith rejoins the living, intact!


Congo. Another movie favorite!

 

Huh, I didn't know penguins had necks...

 

I'm taking a break from all Starbucks drinks. I love Nordstrom's(Fashion Show Mall) "Mocha Storm" but I only get it when I'm in the area sketching away and scoping out chicks.

I just discovered Tropical Smoothies' "Mocha Madness". Overtake this frozen tundra that is the home of the Penguin Army we must. Begun this Cold War has.

 

I predict that if a couple barristas get transfered, I won't be going to Starbucks nearly as often.

 

At the regular Starbucks I was going to on Trop and Decatur, there were a couple of cute barristas working there but I haven't seen them for a while now and it seems that there is a whole new crew, even on weekends. The place is now shut down for rennovation.

 

Fall in troops! One of them mutant Penguins has just been sighted!!

 

Sir! Permission to blow up some waddle-birds?