The New JC Policy I would like to propose - PLEASE READ

All dogs know that us cats are naturally superior. That is why they chase after us. They wish to become more like us. We're rather like the Cybermen, or for those Star Trek fans (losers!) out there, the Borg. Only people actually want to be like us! That is why we were better than dogs. And toads, too, but that is not the issue.

 

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C'mon, lets have some love man!

All you need is love and cat-nip!

 

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Actually, these are pretty good suggestions. I'm with you all the way.

 

Don't spend your first Moderator paycheck all at once.

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And how do you think everybody would react if they knew that you did catnip, Molly? I don't think that's a responsible way for a moderator to behave.

 

Shut up Steve, there's a reason that you were demoted you know.

And someone make that B'omarr a moderator. He's making a lot of sense.

 

You are even forcing me to grow your own supply of it. Further proof of your ineffectiveness as a moderator!

And the only reason why I was demoted is because I'm too nice. So shut up yourself!

 

I swear all of you are quite sexy in your yellow tuxedos.

 

Oakessteve cat locked my thread. I say we kill the beast. And then we eat Oakessteve.

 

Well, it would pretty much taste like chicken I suppose.

 

Nice pic, Hama!

B'omarr's name was spelt incorrectly...not the best reception for a future (?) moderator...

 

//shrug

It was in clear violation of my policy.

edit: What do you expect Val, I'm only a cat. You try typing with these paws...

 

I swear, DarthSapient, that we ought to stay on topic. That is your first warning.

As for my spelling, I would like to remind you all that I am a cat, therefore it is astounding I can type at all, let alone log onto the internet, so please be more forgiving in the future, as my banning stick won't.

 

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You're not a cat, you're a


..gotta go.

 

Well, I suspect the ban button may just be pressed wrongly, with those paws...

 

Give me liberty, or give me death, Oakesteves_cat!!!

 

I agree completely, Molly! You are the most beautiful of Cats and we should comply with your policy...

 

What's a 'gotta go'?

Is that anything like catnip?

 

It's more like a moldy pile of steaming cat poo. And with that in mind, I totally agree that you are a "gotta go".


/BANEd

 

How can a cat type? Can you use the force?

 

The girl is passed out on the bed from lack of sleep. I think all those hairballs I hacked last night might have had something to do with it.

On to the pictures of myself!

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I'm Mickey, otherwise known as Da Micka, Woozy Boo, Boo Boy, and ******* by that woman the girl calls "Mom".

I will be here to answer any of your questions about my girl or cats in general. And I think I'll take a whiz on this keyboard while I'm at it. . .

NJs_Cat

 

Are you laughing at my jokes, or the fact that I'm stoned in that picture?

NJs_Cat