The New K.E.P.P - Kill Evil Palpy Project ( Started by Amilianna) :)

*After a long, exhausting day of working an eight hour shift at a fast food joint, Agent 32 somehow manages to drag her poor, aching body into the thread.*

More Palpy clones? I suppose I can manage...

*...a while later, Qwi produces the fresh batch of clones.*

Whew! Now I can get some rest! Have fun, everyone!

 

Oh! More clones

Pretends he is the school photographer/conman

Never ever take crappy pictures for the year book again! *slaps him*

And even worse, when you take retakes send them back in the right size *backhands him*

Then when you are to mail back prints, acutally mail them, don't take the money and run. *Kicks him hard*

Oh and the sports photos? Why did we pay a sitting fee when you didn't even show up to take the pictures? *trims everyone of his toenails way too short, so that when they grow back they become ingrown, then makes him walk around in stilleto heels*

Ahhhhhh!!! Bad bad bad bad bad photographer! I hope my school sues you for so much! *drowns him in a toilet*

 

Hey everybody. Just wondering if I might be so honored as to join your Palpy killing ranks.

 

Agent #31, reporting in!

Aaah, a new member... Welcome, Tyria! Just follow the instructions in the first post and you'll become one of us...

::Mar takes out a tomahawk and with an Indian war scream she throws it into on of the clones. The tomahawk digs into clone's forehead, and the clone slupms down::

Happy Palpy hunting!!!

 

Vicious, Mar.

*grabs a clone and ties him over a giant bin of french fries. All the heat from the cooker and the grease soak into his body. Clone screams for as long as he can before he finally dies from heat and grease overload*

Note that I work at a fast food joint.

Agent 32 signing out. *salutes*

 

Eeeewww... grease... ::shudders:: That reminds me why I don't like the fast food very much...

 

Sure tyria, just take the oath on page one.

EOJ

 

*advertisement*

There's a new agency in town.

Kill Darth Real Life Project

If you've ever wanted to cause DRL permanent damage, join me, and I will complete your training....er, I mean....join up! Link is in the sig.

EOJ

 

Upping

EOJ

 

Where is everyone???

I'm guessing that Darth School and Darth Homework are responsible for this....

EOJ

 

DRL!!!! You are DEAD!!!

EOJ

 

Just want to let you know, I AM ALIVE!

Althought DRL has gotten the best of me

 

Yes, hello, I would like to join your charming manage as well!

*sorry about that, line from a play in Theater Arts 2, couldn't help it.*

Heehee, kidding, but I would like to join please.

 

Welcome, Jacinta, of course you can join. Just follow the instructions in the first post!

 

Ummm.....I would do it now, but, um.....How many agents are there? Which number would I be? I'm having trouble with that. Any help would much appreciated.

 

Jacinta, there are 32.

You would be agent 33.

EOJ

 

Thanks so much EOJ! Much appreciation!

Ok, here goes.

"I, Jacinta Kenobi (Cin), also know as agent #33, do solomnly swear to torture, plot against, cause permenant damage to, and otherwise harass the Evil Palpy, and to uphold the ideals of K.E.P.P. in all my assignments and duties. So help me Force."

Ok, there we go!

 

Welcome, agent #33!!! Happy Palpy hunting!

::grabs the nearest Palpy clone, wraps a red ribbon around his throat (almost choking him), attaches a sign reading "Welcome agent #33!" to him and tosses him to Jacinta::

Enjoy!

 

I, Keisha, also known as agent #34, do solomnly swear to torture, plot against, cause permenant damage to, and otherwise harass the Evil Palpy, and to uphold the ideals of K.E.P.P. in all my assignments and duties. So help me Force."

 

*Jacinta catches the Palpy clone, wrinkles her nose at the smell, and grins at Mar.*

Thanks! Glad to be here, and now to prove it.

*Jacinta grabs a bantha, ties a rope to it's foot, attaches the other end to Palpy's neck, then pokes the bantha's rear with a sharp stick. It take off, dragging Palpy after it, choking him in the process. Jacinta watches this with an evil grin, then wraps up the ribbon to save, as well as the sign.*

Well, how's that? Not evil enough? Sorry, I'll work harder!

 

*Agent #32 enters the thread* Oh, my! New agents! With all this Palpy torturing, I'll have to whip up another batch of clones...

*Assistant Doctor of Cloning produces thirteen more clones for use*

Have fun!

 

Nice debut torture, agent 33!

And welcome, agent 34!!!

 

Welcome, Keisha.

EOJ

 

Aah! It's final's week for me!!!! I blame DRL. So, after finals, I should have inspiration for the ULTIMATE PALPY AND DRL JOINT TORTURE. Coming soon to a K.E.E.P. and a K.D.L.R.P. to you.

Empress

 

You know I always hear those stories about headless chicken running aroun... youre welcome to watch what i'm going to do but you might want to have a kennlex box nearby.

***
*suspense music swells*

A giant glisting ax hung in mid air lethral to anyone who stands in its way...

An unmisbulke swish of air and thud of a ax meeting its victim.....

Life seems to clutch the dying man as he ran... Headless without the heads. Failing his ancient arm upon the starry sky full of twinkling diamond. Twinkling if it was enjoying its death.

The death of a former Sith.

Its body jerked and swayed untill it layed still upon a glisting mud puddle. Blood colored its ground dark red as death itself.

The death of former Dark Jedi whom has killed my Obi-wan... My beautiful Obi-wan and his master.

And just as the world sighed as a great veil of darkness has lifted I carred the stained ax. Its steel shined upon the crescent moon as if it was smiling when I walked swiftly away into the crescent night.

I know death will never bring my Obi, OUR Obi and Jinn back, but at least justice has been brought into hand.

*mornful music swells and dies away*