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He must be busy digging out his sweaters for next week.

 

Hi @ Bardan_Jusik You don't scare meI'm hiding in the swamps of southern Dagobah.

 

Maybe somebody posted food elsewhere in the JCF just before you, Lea. And that slowed him down.

 

In case you haven't noticed Frank I'm the kind of girl that pokes a bear with a stick.

 

Or put a pot of honey out when you know Yogi's in the neighborhood

 

Ah-hah...I thought so! Is this you, Lea?

 

I told Bubba not to post that picture those are my fat jeans.

 

The swamps of southern Dagobah are quite humid, with lots of precipitation. And I bet that thick, jungle canopy holds in a vaporous mist.

 

I wonder where the other end of that stick is

 

I'm not a phroctologist and I wouldn't go there.

 

What's a phroctologist?

 

Phrocts are bear-like creatures found on Dagobah. Phroctologists study them.

 

What 3B said.

 

Much to learn I still have

 

Is it bad that I'm already imagining halfway serious background details about Phrocts?

 

Not if you tell us the details.

 

yes, and then you'll need to write up a formal article for the Wook for verification

 

I don't care about the Wook. Lea knows way more about Yoda than the Wook does.

 

Sorry. I got distracted. It's gone for the moment, but I'll be sure to let you know when I figure it out.

 

I have lived in those swamps, though thankfully have moved to a cooler climate.

 

Bardan_Jusik How did you keep your armor from rusting?

 

Basic armor maintenance.

 

I thought you might have used bear grease.