Fanclub **The New Official Yoda Fanclub** The Swamp Stew is our ally, and a powerful ally it is!

Crystalia No, I didn't double post, Rick. those posts are two days apart.

 

"Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!"

"That face you make... look I so old to young eyes? I do. Yes, I do. Sicker I become, old and weak... When nine hundred years old YOU reach, look as good YOU will not, hmm?"

"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is."

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."

"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Sky... walker."

 

Who said all that?

 

Looks like the club has a case of the dull drums sound like we need to shake it off .
Frank spoiler alert.

 

Spoilers?! *runs outside and hides under a rock*

 

I tried to warn your.

 

Is it safe to come out yet?

 

Yeah the twerking part is over.

 

Even the spoilers twerk now?

 

Yoda twerking. Ponder it.

 

In ESB we saw a cute little green booty digging in Luke's food bag.

 

See he even sparkled.

That's even a mini twerk.

 

The internet rarely disappoints.

"Mini twerk" sound like something Palpatine called Yoda behind his back.

 

Everything that can happen...


...is on the internet

 

Well, now that Yoda's behind has been played out, we need another topic.

 

I don't know. I could stare at that gif for hours.

 

I think we should cross post to the Hottest Males thread.

 

I think Pen would appreciate that.

 

and....Done!

How well you guys know me

 

I ran around the house telling my whole family about this, my little brother is beside himself with excitement. He's a full on yoda fan.

 

Wow! Where did you get some of that I've never heard of it? I always suspected it. Glad you posted it.

 

What sort of hairstyle do you all think Yoda had before going bald? Topknot? Braid? Clean cut? I've always pictured him with long hair pulled back in a knightly ponytail.