Fanclub **The New Official Yoda Fanclub** The Swamp Stew is our ally, and a powerful ally it is!

Is Frank by any way short for Francessca?

Nope.

Ok enough said.

lol

I can see why Yoda won't talk to me. Is he not speaking to everyone else?

I think Siri has brokered another attempt at an interview if I keep my distance.

~The talks have failed. Siri has headed to the airport murmuring into her sleeve. "Just meet me at the airport
we can buy what clothes we need when we get there."

She listened for a while then said. "The Senator from Naboo can wait I need time away from him and the
other him. Meet me at the airport...Obi Dear! I need a week at the beach with just you and a Corellian Sunset."

"Yes! I remember what happened the last time I drank them but I won't drink over five this time..."

"And what would the Council say if there is a holo-vid of me going all Sithy on the two hims and this VP lady
ended up on Galactic Inquirer. I need my space, as they say here on Earth. I need a sunny beach and no little
green men."

"Tell Anakin he owes me a favor after I covered for him hitting that lady-bounty hunter person,"

sigh~"Thank him for me and I'll see you at the airport."

~a quiet Mediterranean beach

"Siri, that's three Corillian Sunsets." Obi said.

"I know but they make them extra nice here." Siri leaned back under her beach umbrella and watched the sailboat
go by. The crew of which all had on white swimsuits and clone soldier helmets. She looked at the drink and murmured, "I swear this is the last time I ever..." Then handed it to Obi.

Obi heard a commotion coming down the beach and asked a waiter what was going on, them turned pale and looked at Siri but couldn't bear to tell her.

Just then a tall dark man walked by talking to a shorter heaver, gray haired man."I don't like what you have happen
to my counterpart in the fight scene...I mean the boy...really?"

Obi gave a sigh of relief, she didn't see them. He just started to say something to her when two Twi'lek went
by talking and swaying their tentacles... and she saw them.

"I think I need a med tech." She turned pale.

"No, dear it's something called Celebration; everyone dresses up like... well us."

Before he could finish they heard, "Kids they think, we are."

"Old and wrinkled, we are."

"Only drinks called Shirley Temples, we are allowed."

"Protest we must... Oh! Hello Obi-Wan and Siri, great idea this was." Two little green men in purple speedoes came around the edge of the umbrella.

"Yes, won best costume last night, we did."

"Think we are twins, they do."

Siri turned over and pounded the sand with her fist.

Obi-Wan looked at the two with a worried look and said, "I think it's... a girl thing."

Both Yoda and Marvin looked at each other and said at the same time."Aaah!"

~to be continued

Okay, Lea, that was just crazy. Great post though.



How would you like to have been Luke Skywalker being trained by Yoda in ESB? I would love to trade places with Luke. Luke was a bit of a wet blanket, if you follow me.

From his "Always with you it cannot be done," response to Luke's negativity, Yoda doesn't like wet blankets. Go Yoda!

Ok where do you go after Yoda in a purple spedo? Huuuum!

Nope I've got nothing.

I liked where Yoda showed him how to lift the ship.

I liked The duel between R2 and Yoda even better.

LOL that took me a second to figure out.

Oh yes there was a duel ~cough~ Glad Luke was there to save poor Yoda.

Yoda trying to be scary:

you will be

YOUUU WILL BEEE

That scene lost it for me to.

Does anyone know any Star Wars or esp Yoda Jokes?

What kind of car would Yoda drive?

A Toyota(Toy Yoda)

The bar is set low its easy to top that one.

Underestimate that at your own peril.

Hey, Sistros, no Sithliness in Jedi Grand Master Yoda's thread, Thank you. Lol!



Was there an R2 vs Yoda duel?

It took a few minuets for me to remember it too. It was the fight for the food stick on Dagobah in the swamp when Luke first arrived before we learned who really was the great Jedi master. MINE MINE MINE

-Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.

Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."

THINGS NOT TO BUY IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE
- Any property on Dagobah
- Grammar lessons from Yoda
- A fishing license on Dagobah
- A book titled: "Yoda's Favorite Recipies"

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YODA WENT OFF THE DEEP END SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
10: He reverses sentence structures.
9: He seems to talk to thin air, then claims he was talking to a dead guy named Kenobi.
8: For Pete's sake, he lives in a swamp!!
7: He chews on Gimer sticks.
6: He likes to stare into flashlights.
5: He likes to goad his students into whining.
4: He commands his students to stand on their heads and lift rocks, confusing the insects.
3: He yells funny. I think that's proof, don't you think so, Mr Roachhead? *insane grin and crazy laugh*
2: He tells everyone there's no difference between lifting a rock by telekenesis and lifting an X-Wing by telekenessis.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YODA WENT OFF THE DEEP END SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE TESB IS-
1: Seven words, "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!"

I set the bar low and you pole vaulted over it.
That was great. Mr Roachhead lost me though?
Hey I talk to thin air but not to Kenobi does that mean....

Frank, you're such a cool and funny person. I'm so glad you're a part of this fanclub.
That was great!

~Galactic Inquirer

Just days ago at the home planet of the galaxy owner a prominent Jedi went all Sithy on a local celebration known as... well Celebration. ~ Described to us as a large gathering of people who dress as... ah... we do.

They give themselves our type names, make up stories about people from our galaxy, carry toy lightsabers, blasters and have been know to set up faux x-wing in the swamp vignettes in their front yard and fountains with statures of Yoda The Great Jedi Master outside their office building.

Back to the episode in question as we said a prominent female Jedi; who's name is being withheld by request of the Jedi Council went Sithy on two ladies from the makers galaxy and two Yodas. (The Council still hasn't responded to request for information about the two Yodas)

So far the only information comes from an over heard statement by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, that it was a girl thing. ~the announcer puts his hand to his ear and asks. Ah! Did I read that right a girl thing? ~ We assume that is an Earthly affliction. More news as we receive it.

As the holovid fades the announcer ask again. A girl thing?

to be continued

hey i'm not a sith!!

I'm sure she meant it in a good way.

I'm not a huge Yoda fan, but I like the girl running this thread.

Then go start a new fan club.