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They need anti slip strips on them.

 

A shock collar

 

poor baby

 

These kids have it great. I'm the one who needs sympathy.

Little monsters

 

Aaaah! What do they do the poor little old Daddy?

 

Kick and scratch and slap and scream and punch and spit and on and on and on...

 

They're bored play the guitar for them. Music soothes the savage beast.

 

You know Joy's sitting out there waiting for us to stop talking so she can post the stories.

 

If I could still play the guitar much I wouldn't be here or anywhere for more than a day and definitely not raising kids.

Joy- Really?

 

Should I ask why your not playing much anymore? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

Yeah she's twiddling her thumbs, 'Are they ever ever shutting up?

 

Chronic shoulder injury has left me with an arm that doesn't work for long anymore. I lose feeling and control very quickly. These days I can play for about 3 minutes before I can't even move my fingers

 

Wow that sounds painful and sad that you lost something you loved so much.

I understand pain. They are all different and mean.

 

The pain I could deal with. Losing my path and purpose is the tough part.

 

Back to the poop stories.

 

I pooped today.

 

good for you

 

Yes it was

 

I hope you washed your hands?

 

Of course. Just last week in fact.

 

with your dirty socks and baby poo

 

Rainbow Knight Star We're running out of poop stories time to post.

 

running poop is no fun

 

not pooping is no fun

 

I've never had that problem for long

I'm eating brown cookies

 

good night I'm gone.