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how many unbirthdays is that?

 

All mine are unbirthdays.

 

too many to count

 

20,000 years and you still can't do math!?

 

I am the walrus, I am the egg man???

 

nope, i'm terrible at maths

 

they have shoes now with toes build into them so you don't have to take your shoes off.

 

I need some of those. They don't like it when I take off my socks in a restaurant to figure out the tip.

 

LOL

 

Just ask your wife to borrow her fingers too.

 

BACK TO YODA

 

I'm not married

 

Ooops! Back to Yoda it is.

 

Who's Yoda?

 

Your in the wrong fan club if you have to ask.

 

oh ****

I thought this was the Fecal Force thread

 

You've got that song stuck in my head.'I am the Walrus'

 

I'm listening to it right now.

Great song!

I briefly played in a band called The Eggmen

 

Shouldn't that be sperm men?

 

It wasn't a porno funk band

 

Back to Yoda stories.

 

Did you vote?

 

I voted for the Faces story, or should I say that here?

 

Nobody's paying attention so it's probably OK. I was trying to avoid talking about the stories until the voting is done though.

BTW

Hey, Madame Prez! Rainbow Knight Star How many votes so far?

 

And how much longer until the voting deadline?