The NEW Star Wars Underpants thread!

Discussion in 'Boston, MA' started by Pellaeon69187, Sep 21, 2002.

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  1. Pellaeon69187 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 28, 2000
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    The first underpants thread was created a zillion years ago but none of the frequent posters were here when it was(except Will).

    Anything said before goes cause no one else was here to see it.
    so lets get started-
    All you do is replace a word in a SW quote with "underpants". Tis probably the silliest thing we have ever done...well, then again we did have 20 pages devoted to Dimetapp as well...

    "Artoo, my underpants have come loose again, see if you can lock them back down!"
  2. Grand Admiral Reese Jedi Knight

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    Sep 1, 1999
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    "The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of underpants. I am here to put you back on underpants."
  3. Pellaeon69187 Jedi Master

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    Dec 28, 2000
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    oh yeah, and of course Eric was here, but he isn't that frequent anymore.

    "Your underpants will freeze before the first marker!"
  4. TK7771 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 22, 2001
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    "At last we will reveal our underpants to the Jedi,at last we shall have revenge"

    "Never underestimate the power of the Dark Underpants"
  5. Darth Dowe Jedi Padawan

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    Oct 23, 1999
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    "I find your lack of underpants disturbing..."
  6. Jedi Bib Jedi Knight

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    Apr 16, 2000
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    Monsters out there, underpants leakin' in here, when yousa thinkin' wesa in trouble?!
  7. TIEace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 5
    "It's not my underpants!"
  8. Sebulba2179 Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2002
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    "That little human being is out of his underpants!"

    "In fact, you look strong enough to pull the underpants off a gundark."

    "Don't worry. The Underpants will guide us."

    "Ohhh, maxibig, de Underpants. Well, dat smells stink-o-with."

    "Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this."
  9. idarii Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    "this is my underpants, i know it very well."

    "governor tarkin, i thought i recognized your foul underpants when i was brought on board."

    "...there you will learn from yoda, the underpants master who instructed me."
  10. TIEace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 5
    "We're entering the underpants, hold tight."
  11. Theedage Jedi Padawan

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    Nov 15, 2001
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    "What would Padme do if she were in your underpants?"



  12. Crix-Madine Jedi Master

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    Aug 7, 2000
    star 4
    "Rogue Three"

    "Copy Rogue Leader"

    "Wedge, I've lost my underpants."
  13. IG_88a Jedi Padawan

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    May 15, 2002
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    we did this in FFNSW but only used pants :)


    May the underpants be with you


    Leia: You came in those underpants, you're braver than i thought.

    Han: She made the Kessel run in under 12 underpants

    Yoda: 'All his life he has looked away?to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was, what he was doing. Adventure! Excitement! Underpants! A Jedi craves not these things.
  14. Meriwyn Former RSA

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    LMAO you guys are crazy ;) Hmmm let's see...

    Padme: "Dark curly hair, dreamy underpants"

    Anakin: "Alright I get the picture"

    or...

    Luke: "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some underpants!!"
  15. IG_88a Jedi Padawan

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    May 15, 2002
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    Uncle Owen: get these underpants cleaned up and ready to work on the south station (can't remember the exact quote but close enough)

    Wuhrer We don't serve your kind here:
    Luke: what
    Wuhrer: your underpants, they have to wait outside


    Jango: Its always a pleasure meeting underpants

    Anakin: You feel in the nest of underpants, i had to rescure you

    Anakin: QuiJon told me to stay in the underpants and thats what i'm going to do
  16. idarii Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    luke: "your overconfidence is your weakness."
    emperor: "your faith in your underpants is yours."

    "i suggest a new strategy, artoo: let the underpants win."

    vader: "and no underpants."
    boba fett: "as you wish..."
  17. TK7771 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 22, 2001
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    Chewie:"ROOAARR!!

    Han:"You said it Chewie,Where did you pick up those old Underpants?"
  18. TK7771 Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 22, 2001
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    Trooper:"How long have you had these Underpants"

    Luke:"About 3 or 4 seasons"

    Trooper:"Let me see your underpants"

    Old Ben:"You dont need to see his underpants!"

    Trooper:"I dont need to see his underpants"

    Old Ben:"These are not the underpants your looking for!"

    Trooper:"These are not the underpants we're looking for"

    Old Ben:"Move along!"

    Trooper:"Move along! Move Along!"
  19. Crix-Madine Jedi Master

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    Aug 7, 2000
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    Han: Repairs, I thought you could help me out.

    Lando: What have you done to my underpants?

    Han: Your underpants? Hey, remember, you lost em to me, fair and square!
  20. IG_88a Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 15, 2002
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    I have the death underpants in 12 systems


    do you want to buy some underpants
    Obi wan: you don't want to sell me underpants
    I don't want to sell you underpants
    Obi Wan: you want to go home and rethink your underpants
    I want to go home and rethink my underpants


    Yoda: Away with your underpants, i mean you no harm
  21. TIEace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 5
    "This little one's not worth the trouble. Come, let me buy you an underpants."
  22. idarii Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jun 25, 2002
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    Yoda: "I cannot teach him.  The boy has no underpants."

    Leia: "I love underpants."
    Han: "I know."

    Yoda: "Your underpants, you will not need them."
  23. Crix-Madine Jedi Master

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    Aug 7, 2000
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    Lando: These underpants are getting worse all the time...


    Officer: Your highness, there is nothing more we can do tonight. The underpants must be closed.


    Officer: Underpants, we don't need their scum.
  24. TIEace Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
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    These are great. :D

    "The shield's back up! That little underpants did it!"
  25. IG_88a Jedi Padawan

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    May 15, 2002
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    Jar Jar: Mesa Underpants



    Anakin: Aggressive Underpants, Underpants with a lightsaber
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