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The NEW Star Wars Underpants thread!

Discussion in 'Boston, MA' started by Pellaeon69187, Sep 21, 2002.

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  1. Orange_Sith

    Orange_Sith Jedi Youngling star 3

    Jul 7, 2002
    "i sense a disturbance in the underpants..."

    "The underpants is fully operational"

    "Oh Annie, you will always be those little underpants from tattooine"
  2. DarthMoby

    DarthMoby Jedi Padawan star 4

    Apr 10, 2002
    Yoda: Slimy? Mudhole? My underpants this is!
  3. DarthMeatloaf

    DarthMeatloaf Jedi Youngling star 1

    Jul 14, 2002
    This sounds remarkably like the Star Wars Pants jokes.

    Here's some more, courtesy of

    I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala

    "Always there are two there are: A master, and a pair of pants." --Yoda

    "I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine

    "Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin
    "What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi

    "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul

    "Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious

    "Once those Droids take contrl of the pants they will take control of you." --Obi-Wan

    "You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu

    "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala

    "Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

    "The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

    "Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala

    "You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan

    "And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan

    "Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme

    "We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon

    "Of course. As you know, our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray

    "We would be happy to recieve the ambassador's pants." --Nute Gunray

    "This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious

    "You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon

    "I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto

    "What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto

    "What was it?" --Obi-Wan
    "I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon

    "This reading is off the charts! Over twenty thousand. Even master Yoda doesn't have a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan

    "Pants are a microscopic lifeform that reside in all living cells." --Qui-Gon

    "Be mindful of your pants." --Mace Windu

    "Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda

    "I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon

    "This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine

    "I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

    "Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray

    "My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon

    "Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar

    "R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin

    "That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala

    "Ah yes! Pants! We've got lots of that..." --Watto

    "And you, young Skywalker. We will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine

    "Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon

    "My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio

    "I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin

    "Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we have!" --Anakin

    "Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin

    "No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto

    "I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto

    "Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi

    "I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin
    "Your pants?" --Padme

    "I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu

    "Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi

    "And no one else has Nubian pants, I promise you that!" --Watto

    "If these pants were correct, I will find them
  4. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jul 22, 2001
  5. TIEace

    TIEace Jedi Knight star 5

    Nov 27, 2000
    That's the point... ;)

    "No underpants is worth two slaves! Not by a long shot!"
  6. Pellaeon69187

    Pellaeon69187 Jedi Master star 5

    Dec 28, 2000
    I just finished reading this thread after my absence. hrmmm, I am a little pissed. I mean, maybe we didn't come up with it but you didn't have to take the fun out of it.
  7. IG_88a

    IG_88a Jedi Padawan star 4

    May 15, 2002
    Shmi: what does your underpants tell you
  8. DarthMeatloaf

    DarthMeatloaf Jedi Youngling star 1

    Jul 14, 2002
    Okay, okay, I pushed the envelope a bit too far. Sorry. Is there any way to delete it or change it?

    Seems wherever I go, whatever I do, however good-natured my actions, I always end up making someone mad at me. Oh, well. Keep on truckin', I suppose. [face_plain]
  9. IG_88a

    IG_88a Jedi Padawan star 4

    May 15, 2002
    Kramer Skywalker: These underpants are making me thirsty! :D

    Mas Ameeda (sp.): Order, Order in the underpants
  10. Pellaeon69187

    Pellaeon69187 Jedi Master star 5

    Dec 28, 2000
    Tis okay, dude.
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