The NEW Star Wars Underpants thread!

"i sense a disturbance in the underpants..."

"The underpants is fully operational"

"Oh Annie, you will always be those little underpants from tattooine"

 

Yoda: Slimy? Mudhole? My underpants this is!

 

This sounds remarkably like the Star Wars Pants jokes.

Here's some more, courtesy of
http://www.favorites.com/~bailey/pants.html


I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala

"Always there are two there are: A master, and a pair of pants." --Yoda

"I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine

"Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin
"What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul

"Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious

"Once those Droids take contrl of the pants they will take control of you." --Obi-Wan

"You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala

"Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

"The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

"Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala

"You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan

"And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan

"Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme

"We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon

"Of course. As you know, our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray

"We would be happy to recieve the ambassador's pants." --Nute Gunray

"This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious

"You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon

"I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto

"What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto

"What was it?" --Obi-Wan
"I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon

"This reading is off the charts! Over twenty thousand. Even master Yoda doesn't have a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan

"Pants are a microscopic lifeform that reside in all living cells." --Qui-Gon

"Be mindful of your pants." --Mace Windu

"Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda

"I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon

"This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine

"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

"Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray

"My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon

"Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar

"R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin

"That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala

"Ah yes! Pants! We've got lots of that..." --Watto

"And you, young Skywalker. We will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine

"Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon

"My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio

"I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin

"Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we have!" --Anakin

"Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin

"No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto

"I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto

"Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi

"I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin
"Your pants?" --Padme

"I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu

"Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi

"And no one else has Nubian pants, I promise you that!" --Watto

"If these pants were correct, I will find them

 

That's the point...

"No underpants is worth two slaves! Not by a long shot!"

 

I just finished reading this thread after my absence. hrmmm, I am a little pissed. I mean, maybe we didn't come up with it but you didn't have to take the fun out of it.

 

Shmi: what does your underpants tell you

 

Okay, okay, I pushed the envelope a bit too far. Sorry. Is there any way to delete it or change it?

Seems wherever I go, whatever I do, however good-natured my actions, I always end up making someone mad at me. Oh, well. Keep on truckin', I suppose.

 

Kramer Skywalker: These underpants are making me thirsty!

Mas Ameeda (sp.): Order, Order in the underpants

 

Tis okay, dude.