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THE NEW WAFFLE OUTCASTS - V. 1.0 - FEW ARE WELCOME - NOT TOS MINDED

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by AaylaSecurOWNED, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    NEITHER LIGHT NOR DARK SYRUP?WE ARE BUT A SHADOW?WAFFLING A FINE LINE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WAFFLE. WE DO WHAT WE WANT, WHEN WE WAFFLE. WE DO NOT CAUSE OR START WAFFLE, BUT CAN TAKE CARE OF WAFFLE WHEN NECESSARY.



    Message Status: High Importance
    Message Clearance: All Personnel
    Message From: Supreme WAFFLE Dani
    Message Subject: WAFFLE

    Supreme WAFFLE: Me

    All other ranks open at my discretion


    Rules of Play: (please read and reacquaint)
    1)Our main objective is to bring pain and suffering to pancake lovers such as The Pancake Lords: http://boards.theforce.net/pancakes_and_waffles_forum/b10802/28265424/p1/?1
    2)We must disregard the TOS at every opportunity, posting knowingly false, inaccurate, or misleading material is strongly encouraged.
    3)The word pancake must always be posted in deeppink. For that is the color of pansies (the insult, not the flower, which is purple), which is what pancake lovers are.
    4)WAFFLE

    WELCOME TO OUR NEW THREAD!

    BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME AS SUPREME WAFFLE, I CALL UPON THE WAFFLES OF THIS THREAD TO KEEP OUR WAFFLE IRONS PERPETUALLY FILLED WITH BATTER!

    CRASH! BANG! KABOOM! WAFFLE!

    *All returns to normal...or so it seems. Smiles happily.*

    'Tis done.
     
  2. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    WT*


    Nom Nom Nom.
     
  3. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Can I join, plz?
     
  4. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    I would like to apply for Vice Waffle, assistant to the Supreme Waffle.
     
  5. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    how do i join this organization of waffle lovers, who do not love pancakes?
     
  6. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    Excellent, breaking of rules. You are Second Supreme WAFFLE.
    First you must answer a question: How many squares in the perfect waffle?

    Presumptious. You are the Lowest Waffle Of Them All
    You must bring your pug with you. Return with the pug and you will be put to the test.
     
  7. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    9 duh!

    Can I be the vigilante who hates life, but is really just misunderstood?
     
  8. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Behold Frank:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/DSC00645.jpg]
     
  9. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    MasterPRENN: That is the incorrect answer, but since you are misunderstood, perhaps it is actually the correct answer and I was not aware. Therefore you are accepted into the Waffle Outcasts. You may choose your own title so long as it is not any of the following:

    Supreme WAFFLE
    Second Supreme WAFFLE
    Lowest Waffle Of Them All.

    Master of Jacens: Yeah, the test was just how cute Frank was, so you pass. Choose a title.
     
  10. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  11. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I suppose I shall be THE WAFFLEMAKER
     
  12. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Who will be my mentor and eventually help me build an ASCII Waffle stack in my sig?
     
  13. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    Frank the Pug is your mentor.
     
  14. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    He is most wise and also knows how to sit when I ask him to.
     
  15. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    HUZZAH! Let us celebrate our successful attack upon the Pancake lords!
     
  16. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg]


    [hl=black]PANCAKED!!![/hl]
     
  17. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You are all alone, pancaker. It'd be best of you to back out now.
     
  18. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Foolish Wafflers, no good can come of your foolish foolisms.
     
  19. Maulfly

    Maulfly Moderator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *smacks everyone with a wooden duck....wrapped in pancakes and smothered in syrup* [face_devil]
     
  20. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I lol'd. In real life.
     
  21. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    CONN, Sonar, gained waffles bearing 287. Best estimate of range, 3000 stacks. Recommend firing point procedures.

     
  22. LilyHobbitJedi

    LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Can I join? I really do prefer waffles to pancakes.
     
  23. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    LilyHobbitJedi, there are only four rules, and only three that make sense. If you can't follow the third one, you can't be a Waffle Outcast!
     
  24. LilyHobbitJedi

    LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sorry for not saying pancake in pink. [face_blush]
     
  25. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    Our pancake enemies have obtained several new recruits. They are picking up steam. But they are foolish to think that they can stand up to the might of the Waffle.
     
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