THE NEW WAFFLE OUTCASTS - V. 1.0 - FEW ARE WELCOME - NOT TOS MINDED

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by AaylaSecurOWNED, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    NEITHER LIGHT NOR DARK SYRUP?WE ARE BUT A SHADOW?WAFFLING A FINE LINE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WAFFLE. WE DO WHAT WE WANT, WHEN WE WAFFLE. WE DO NOT CAUSE OR START WAFFLE, BUT CAN TAKE CARE OF WAFFLE WHEN NECESSARY.



    Message Status: High Importance
    Message Clearance: All Personnel
    Message From: Supreme WAFFLE Dani
    Message Subject: WAFFLE

    Supreme WAFFLE: Me

    All other ranks open at my discretion


    Rules of Play: (please read and reacquaint)
    1)Our main objective is to bring pain and suffering to pancake lovers such as The Pancake Lords: http://boards.theforce.net/pancakes_and_waffles_forum/b10802/28265424/p1/?1
    2)We must disregard the TOS at every opportunity, posting knowingly false, inaccurate, or misleading material is strongly encouraged.
    3)The word pancake must always be posted in deeppink. For that is the color of pansies (the insult, not the flower, which is purple), which is what pancake lovers are.
    4)WAFFLE

    WELCOME TO OUR NEW THREAD!

    BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME AS SUPREME WAFFLE, I CALL UPON THE WAFFLES OF THIS THREAD TO KEEP OUR WAFFLE IRONS PERPETUALLY FILLED WITH BATTER!

    CRASH! BANG! KABOOM! WAFFLE!

    *All returns to normal...or so it seems. Smiles happily.*

    'Tis done.
  2. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    Aug 26, 2004
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  3. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Dec 21, 2005
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  4. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    May 4, 2003
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    I would like to apply for Vice Waffle, assistant to the Supreme Waffle.
  5. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    how do i join this organization of waffle lovers, who do not love pancakes?
  6. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Excellent, breaking of rules. You are Second Supreme WAFFLE.
    First you must answer a question: How many squares in the perfect waffle?

    Presumptious. You are the Lowest Waffle Of Them All
    You must bring your pug with you. Return with the pug and you will be put to the test.
  7. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Dec 21, 2005
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    9 duh!

    Can I be the vigilante who hates life, but is really just misunderstood?
  8. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    Behold Frank:

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/DSC00645.jpg]
  9. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    MasterPRENN: That is the incorrect answer, but since you are misunderstood, perhaps it is actually the correct answer and I was not aware. Therefore you are accepted into the Waffle Outcasts. You may choose your own title so long as it is not any of the following:

    Supreme WAFFLE
    Second Supreme WAFFLE
    Lowest Waffle Of Them All.

    Master of Jacens: Yeah, the test was just how cute Frank was, so you pass. Choose a title.
  10. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Dec 21, 2005
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  11. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    I suppose I shall be THE WAFFLEMAKER
  12. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Dec 14, 2000
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    Who will be my mentor and eventually help me build an ASCII Waffle stack in my sig?
  13. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    May 19, 2005
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    Frank the Pug is your mentor.
  14. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    He is most wise and also knows how to sit when I ask him to.
  15. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    May 19, 2005
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    HUZZAH! Let us celebrate our successful attack upon the Pancake lords!
  16. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg] [image=http://www.glenhavenfire.org/Portals/0/images/pancakes.jpg]


    PANCAKED!!!
  17. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    You are all alone, pancaker. It'd be best of you to back out now.
  18. DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 8, 2000
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    Foolish Wafflers, no good can come of your foolish foolisms.
  19. Maulfly Moderator Emeritus

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    *smacks everyone with a wooden duck....wrapped in pancakes and smothered in syrup* [face_devil]
  20. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    Nov 4, 2003
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    I lol'd. In real life.
  21. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Jun 3, 2005
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    CONN, Sonar, gained waffles bearing 287. Best estimate of range, 3000 stacks. Recommend firing point procedures.

  22. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 29, 2005
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    Can I join? I really do prefer waffles to pancakes.
  23. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    May 19, 2005
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    LilyHobbitJedi, there are only four rules, and only three that make sense. If you can't follow the third one, you can't be a Waffle Outcast!
  24. LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 29, 2005
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    Sorry for not saying pancake in pink. [face_blush]
  25. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    Our pancake enemies have obtained several new recruits. They are picking up steam. But they are foolish to think that they can stand up to the might of the Waffle.
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