THE NEW WAFFLE OUTCASTS - V. 1.0 - FEW ARE WELCOME - NOT TOS MINDED

NEITHER LIGHT NOR DARK SYRUP?WE ARE BUT A SHADOW?WAFFLING A FINE LINE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WAFFLE. WE DO WHAT WE WANT, WHEN WE WAFFLE. WE DO NOT CAUSE OR START WAFFLE, BUT CAN TAKE CARE OF WAFFLE WHEN NECESSARY.



Message Status: High Importance
Message Clearance: All Personnel
Message From: Supreme WAFFLE Dani
Message Subject: WAFFLE

Supreme WAFFLE: Me

All other ranks open at my discretion


Rules of Play: (please read and reacquaint)
1)Our main objective is to bring pain and suffering to pancake lovers such as The Pancake Lords: http://boards.theforce.net/pancakes_and_waffles_forum/b10802/28265424/p1/?1
2)We must disregard the TOS at every opportunity, posting knowingly false, inaccurate, or misleading material is strongly encouraged.
3)The word pancake must always be posted in deeppink. For that is the color of pansies (the insult, not the flower, which is purple), which is what pancake lovers are.
4)WAFFLE

WELCOME TO OUR NEW THREAD!

BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME AS SUPREME WAFFLE, I CALL UPON THE WAFFLES OF THIS THREAD TO KEEP OUR WAFFLE IRONS PERPETUALLY FILLED WITH BATTER!

CRASH! BANG! KABOOM! WAFFLE!

*All returns to normal...or so it seems. Smiles happily.*

'Tis done.

 

WT*


Nom Nom Nom.

 

Can I join, plz?

 

I would like to apply for Vice Waffle, assistant to the Supreme Waffle.

 

how do i join this organization of waffle lovers, who do not love pancakes?

 

Excellent, breaking of rules. You are Second Supreme WAFFLE.

First you must answer a question: How many squares in the perfect waffle?

Presumptious. You are the Lowest Waffle Of Them All

You must bring your pug with you. Return with the pug and you will be put to the test.

 

9 duh!

Can I be the vigilante who hates life, but is really just misunderstood?

 

Behold Frank:

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MasterPRENN: That is the incorrect answer, but since you are misunderstood, perhaps it is actually the correct answer and I was not aware. Therefore you are accepted into the Waffle Outcasts. You may choose your own title so long as it is not any of the following:

Supreme WAFFLE
Second Supreme WAFFLE
Lowest Waffle Of Them All.

Master of Jacens: Yeah, the test was just how cute Frank was, so you pass. Choose a title.

 

w00t!

 

I suppose I shall be THE WAFFLEMAKER

 

Who will be my mentor and eventually help me build an ASCII Waffle stack in my sig?

 

Frank the Pug is your mentor.

 

He is most wise and also knows how to sit when I ask him to.

 

HUZZAH! Let us celebrate our successful attack upon the Pancake lords!

 

You are all alone, pancaker. It'd be best of you to back out now.

 

Foolish Wafflers, no good can come of your foolish foolisms.

 

*smacks everyone with a wooden duck....wrapped in pancakes and smothered in syrup*

 

I lol'd. In real life.

 

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CONN, Sonar, gained waffles bearing 287. Best estimate of range, 3000 stacks. Recommend firing point procedures.

 

Can I join? I really do prefer waffles to pancakes.

 

LilyHobbitJedi, there are only four rules, and only three that make sense. If you can't follow the third one, you can't be a Waffle Outcast!

 

Sorry for not saying pancake in pink.

 

Our pancake enemies have obtained several new recruits. They are picking up steam. But they are foolish to think that they can stand up to the might of the Waffle.