The newly improved and OFFICIAL School of Jedi Crashology and Jedi Smooshing.

The book following Traitor will have some crashes or else.

 

Smooshes, sure. Has anyone found a CRASH in Traitor. I'm beginning to think the title should refer to the author. Wanton endangerement of our jobs is not to be taken lightly.

 

This is a serious violation of crash protocol.

Very disappointing. Indeed.

 

Obviously, Professors, we need to look more closely at our property insurance policies.
Didn't we pay off on the Senate chamber several years ago?
Did the Vong get a rider for their new additions?
Can we consider Ganner's actions an 'Act of War' and not have to pay off?

Does Jacen carry malpractice insurance, or is he covered under various ?Good Samaritan' clauses.

Have we any agents who specialize in liability insurance and not just vehicular claims?

Traitor opens up whole new fields in the Jedi Insurance biz.

 

Good news. We are back in business. Another Jedi Crash to add to the list.

Can't name/describe it yet because it's a spoiler.

 

oooo, cool, can't wait to read it then...

 

I can't believe it. It's back!! The tread, I mean. Well, I must say the last couple of books have been pretty good. Does political smooshing count??

 

Smooshing has recently taken many forms. Crashing has been somewhat elusive, but hasn't faded completely.

Both still have significant ramifications on the insurance industry. B)

 

No Iraqi insurance available, I understand.

 

Hmmm....there aren't any students in Iraq that are pulling insurance are there?

 

Um, only halfway through Destiny's Way, but I can't think of any crashes so far....I'll keep looking though

 

This crash is towards the end. It involves a Jedi so the status quo is maintained.

 

Ah, okay, I know which one you're referring to. I'll say no more...

 

found the crash! It was definantly unexpected though...

 

just when it was getting interesting... crash!

 

Curious, I wonder if there are inflation or depreciation factors for present-day analysis of either past Jedi or past Jedi crashes and/or smooshes.

For example, is the crashing and/or smooshing by an Old-Order Jedi in the present day worth any more or less than the crashing and/or smooshing by a New Order Jedi in the present day?

Is there any depreciation in a Jedi with respect to crashings and/or smooshings due to that Jedi being out of the galaxy for 50 years?

 

just a friendly up until the next crash

 

So....anything new?

 

Heh. Looks like another real life jedi proximity incidence. "Han Solo" had a crash filming his latest.

 

just bringing up on my list...

 

Any Remnant crashes yet?

 

nope, didn't realize it was out....when does Tatooine Ghost come out?

 

Um, minor spoiler here,

but does killing millions on accident count?

 

I'd say it does. (Go Saba. Oops. . .) I finally read Remnant this week (thanks COW). Most of the crashing and smooshing is only hinted at. Jaina cooks her X-wing in a Yvetha suicide attack and comes back to shoot some Vong, but we don't really get accurate totals. If anyone has an exact count please post it. I borrowed the book and sent it on before I wrote this so I am trusting to memory.

 

Still haven't got it completed here so I'm not keeping track.

I did finished School of Fear last night, best I can tell there aren't any crashes, although Anakin does sabatage(sp?) the fighters. I didn't look for smooshing, but I don't remember seeing any either.