The NJO Critics Club

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Jades Fire, May 25, 2001.

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  1. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Jun 6, 2006
    star 3
    Thanks, msg. I like it, too.

    And I have already called the patent office and copyrighted the word slaughterfest, so that now I get a quarter every time somebody uses it. So you may use it, but I must insist that you pay up.
    *holds out money jar*
  2. mistrylshadowguard Jedi Knight

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    May 29, 2006
  3. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 6, 2006
    star 3
    *pulls out her blaster, sets it to stun, shoots msg, retrieves her money jar, and leaves a note that says: Do that again, and I'll force you to watch twelve consecutive hours of footage of Jar Jar Binks!*
  4. SuperSaiyaMan12 Jedi Master

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    Aug 30, 2005
    star 4
    *Swipes TC's Money Jar, leaving an substitute, which is an jar of bugs. Uses Henge no Jutsu to transform it into the money jar in less than a second, then disappears in a puff of smoke*
  5. mistrylshadowguard Jedi Knight

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    May 29, 2006
    *wakes up, reads note, runs screaming*
  6. Crox Jedi Knight

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    Apr 30, 2006
    star 1
    I really like NJO/DN/LotF. [face_whistling]

    *Runs*
  7. SuperSaiyaMan12 Jedi Master

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    Aug 30, 2005
    star 4
    *Forms 2000 Kage Bushins and beats the crap out of Crox*

    You already have an outlet for this like. Just one question before we throw you out the door, did you even read the previous series?
  8. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Jun 6, 2006
    star 3
    Bugs?!!
    *transforms into Darth Raid and destroys the little buggers*
  9. SuperSaiyaMan12 Jedi Master

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    Aug 30, 2005
    star 4
    You know these bugs are eating your chakra and Force abilities, right/
  10. SilSolo Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2004
    star 5
    Read the stickies on Beyond the Saga. That's how I knew most of the fanfic forum rules and found how thin a line I tread as the founder of Crack Pairing Paradise. I'm okay with the slaughterfest, though I'm a little weird.

    You are the most well-known of us all.

    *kicks Crox Ranma style*

    *takes pesticide and helps TC kill the rest of the bugs*

    *steals money jar from SSM and returns it to TC*
  11. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Jun 6, 2006
    star 3
    Thank you for returning my money jar, SilSolo.

    To show my appreciation, I will waive your fee for using my word. (But only this one time.)
  12. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Jun 6, 2006
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    SSM, what the hell is chakra and Henge no Jutsu?

    On second thought, don't tell me. I don't really care.
  13. SuperSaiyaMan12 Jedi Master

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    star 4
    Chakra=life force. Henge no Jutsu is a transformation technique.
  14. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Jun 6, 2006
    star 3
    I told you that I didn't care!
  15. SuperSaiyaMan12 Jedi Master

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    Aug 30, 2005
    star 4
    :D

    The more you know. Knowledge is power!
  16. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Jun 6, 2006
    star 3
    and power corrupts

    Although, I do have a Sith alter ego.
  17. dp4m Chosen One

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    Nov 8, 2001
    star 9
    There's no actual rating for the books, of course, and NC-17 is not solely related to sex (e.g. Robocop's original cut was "X" for violence and not for sex).

    Also, this has carried over to the NC-17 rating (see: Evil Dead's home video release).

    Here's the actual definition:
    This rating declares that the Rating Board believes this is a film that most parents will consider patently too adult for their youngsters under 17. No children will be admitted. NC-17 does not necessarily mean obscene or pornographic; in the oft-accepted or legal meaning of those words. The Board does not and cannot mark films with those words. These are legal terms for courts to decide. The reasons for the application of an NC-17 rating can be excessive violence, sex, aberrational behavior, drug abuse or any other elements which, when present, most parents would consider too strong and therefore off-limits for viewing by their children.


    All emphasis mine, of course.
  18. tapioca_city Jedi Knight

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    Who said anything about sex, obscenity, or pornography?
  19. SilSolo Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2004
    star 5
    The complaint was against violence. I think Traitor was rated NC-17 because Jacen was naked for a good part of the book and there were some pretty graphic descriptions of death and carnage.
  20. SilSolo Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2004
    star 5
    Just wondering, who here besides myself hates Danni?
  21. dp4m Chosen One

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    No one. I've always maintained Traitor was NC-17 for it's graphic violence and torture, not for any lurid sexuality.

    Though male nudity is usually a one-way ticket for NC-17land and Jacens shaved testes in the opening paragraphs would likely have done it as well.
  22. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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    Jul 2, 2003
    star 7
    I hate Danni. Really, I loathe her. Stereotypical blonde.

    *Equips Infinity Gauntlet and motions to SSM12 and tapioca_city* Now, now.
  23. SilSolo Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2004
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    Add to my last question: Who hates Nelani as well as Danni?
  24. RK_Striker_JK_5 Force Ghost

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    Jul 2, 2003
    star 7
    Nelani was the one slaughtered by Darth Arrogance AKA Jacen Solo, right?

    If so, can't say. I'm boycotting SW until they improve the damned product.
  25. SilSolo Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2004
    star 5
    Yup. I threw a party when I read to that point because she was the most annoying Mary Sue that I ever saw in profic! Seriously, these authors can't attempt random Jacen romances and expect us to take it!
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