The No-Deposit, No-Return of....

Heya! It's me, Im... err..

Shazzbhut, you KNOW you've spent too much time on Baldur's Gate WHEN...

Anywhoo, it's the re-re-re-return of me, Tom Servo, or "Kevin" as some of you may know me. I haven't laid eyes on anyone from the line since SFX/CNAnime, where I hung with Kensh... err, Sandwich Boy abnd spoke to Tragic Lad (wherein I echoed my disgust at having to pay eighteen bucks for Anthony Stewart Head to inkstain a ten-dollar picture of him I'd purchased. -_-).

Anyway, I'm back (again) and ready to raise some Kane.

And if that doesn't work, I'll try raising the Undertaker or something. (drum fill)

Oh, and you folks'll probably be happy to know I mercilessly MSTed the D&D movie... with this as the stinger...

(Final Fantasy movie trailer ends)
Me: Anybody got a cigarette?



The REAL TomServo
KN

....ouch.
And I was content with pointing out every star wars ripoff and quoting the pertinent lines of dialogue....

....ouch...
Welcome back, indeed.

Cris~