P.Rico The Not-So-Massively Multiplayer PRJO RPG

Jancelot gives the plunger to the man-bear, who know speaks with a stranger accent.

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"Senkyu foro de porongeru. Nou hai needu somo teepee foro mai bongo-joro."

Jancelot tries to analyze what the creature just said.

 

Kermit: "It's quite easy, Jancelot. I have communicated with all sorts of animals in my lifetime (see my show someday), and he just told us he has a new quest for us."

The New Quest

Find the Holy Grail

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Kermit: "He is asking if we wish to accept this quest or just let it pass. What will it be?"

 

Jancelot: "So, you can communicate with this man-bear? Tell him we humbly accept this task."

 

Kermit: "Dishwala acceptance."

The Man-Bear talked with Kermit for a while.

Kermit: "He says that he will give each one of us a special item that will help us in our holy quest, and to come back to him once we find the grail."

Man-Bear gives a closed box to each party member.

Kermit opens his box and finds a Camcorder.

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Kermit: "Swell Baby. What did you get?"

 

Jancelot: "Let me see..."

Jancelot opens the package

Jancelot: "What in the name of the King is this?"

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Jancelot: "It appears to be some sort of weapon, colored red to hide the bloodstain of my enemies."

Jancelot equips the red skinny balloon.

 

Iñigo opens his box and finds:

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...A POOL FIDEO!

 

Kermit: "Well, on with our quest."

The trio start walking. They don't know where they are going, but but eventually they'll stumble upon a clue that will lead them to the grail. Suddenly, they stop and admire what they have in front of them.

 

Jancelot: "Kermit. Iñigo. Is something wrong? Stop staring at my red balloon and let us move on."

 

Iñigo stops suddendly, a strange army marches towards the three heroes.
It's not possible to determine how many they are, since there's a lot of dust.
They settle down and their leader walks forward:

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He talks in a strange, high-pitched voice:
"Papers, please"

 

Kermit: "Okay, give me a second."

Kermit starts walking back, and suddenly sees a weird looking guy. He looks like a mad scientist.

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Kermit: "Hey, I need some papers. Do you have some?"

Mad scientist: "Papers. I'm all about papers. I'll give you papers if you bring me MONTOYA. That bastard owes me his life."

Kermit heads back to the group.

Kermit (to Iñigo): "Hey, there is a mad scientist who can give us papers if I bring you back to him. What do we do? Oh, and he has a hand with 6 fingers holding an apple!"

 

-"Does he have six fingers?!?!"
-"Where's this strange man you are talking about??"
-"Prepare to DDDIIIIIEEEEEEE....."

Iñigo goes running towards the scientist!

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They arrive right in front of the mad scientist.

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Mad Scientist: "Ahh! Iñigo. Finally. How do you like them apples?? Hahaha. YOU WANNA KILL ME!? HERE I AM!"

 

The scientist throws the apple at Iñigo, which turns out to be a hand grenade painted bright red.

Iñigo is blown to pieces!

A strange man appears over the hill, looks at the carnage and charges toward the scientist!

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GGYYYAAAAEEEEHHHH!!!!

 

Kermit: "Oh God, better get out of the way. There's going to be much more bloodshed."

Suddenly, when the mad scientist saw that big guy came rushing towards him, he started to make this weird noises. Then he transformed into the Long Tongue Mad Scientist.

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Jancelot stuffs the skinny balloon on the mad scientist's mouth. The balloon suddenly blows to pieces, and so does the scientist.

Mad scientist drops 3 irradiated coins.

Mad scientist drops Exam Papers.

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Mad scientist drops Strange plant.

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Arnie steps over the remains of the Scientist and picks Iñigo's Fideo.
He raises his hand in the air and thunder clashes in his fist!!

-"GYYYYAAAEEEAAAAE!!!"

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Pool Fideo has been turned into a +1 Justice Serving Device.

 

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The party gives the Exam papers.

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Lt. Melon-for-a-hat: "Thank you for ridding us of that vile wanted criminal, the mad scientist, and for recovering the lab papers. Many of our brethren have fallen to further his evil studies, and their souls can finally rest in peace. You shall be allowed to continue in your journey, and please accept this as a token of our eternal gratitude."

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The party obtains wad of hair.

Jancelot looks at the newcomer.

Jancelot: "Greetings. What is your name? What is your favorite color?"

 

The man swings his Justice stick over his head before planting it firmly on the ground. Distant thunder is heard.

-"I am the mighty Conarnold, my color is blood red, or maybe it's angry yellow.... yeah, that's funny!"

He falls on his back. He stares blankly at the sky, happy with himself.

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Jancelot: "Um... crap. We have to get him up. Kermit, help me get him up. We cannot linger."

 

Kermit: "Ok."

Kermit pushes and pushes, along with Jancelot, but he cannot stand up Mister Conarnold.

Kermit: "Hey I know this guy who says he's the strongest man in the world. Let me go find him."

Kermit walks along the Streets, and enters Silly City's Chinatown. He then stops by an "Oriental and Food Market Store". As soon as he opens the door, a man can be heard saying "Holaaa Hellooo tengoo algoo pa ti. Me llego el green tea."

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Kermit: "We need you to help us, you owe me one."

Chinese Dude: "Ok ok, you watch store, I go help."


Kermit gives directions and leaves the party. Chinese Dude joins the party.

Chinese Dude arrives to where Conarnold and Jancelot are.

Chinese Dude: "Don't worry, leave this to me."

Chinese Dude closes his eyes and raises Conarnold from the floor with his pinky finger.

Chinese Dude: "There. You want me to help you from now on or do I look for magical frog. Either way, my debt is paid. I have some Green Tea on the store. Want some green tea? I also have Dulces Buenos."

And with that he takes out a special pad with a straw. In it, he pours some of his "Dulces Buenos" and snorts a line.

 

Jancelot: "Thank you for your help, Chinese Dude. Let us go to your shop and stock up on some of your ailment ointments."

The heroes arrive at the store, and they buy some merchandise.

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Party obtains 6 jars of Green Tea!

Party loses 3 irradiated coins.

Jancelot: "These will help us in our journey ahead. Alright, then. Let us move on.

 

Jancelot quaffs one Green Tea

Jancelot gains 1 Muscle point

Jancelot's skin turns green!

 

*from behind some bushes a creature stares at them. The "candy" draws him near. His desire for it is unqueanshable. He is crazy. With his rubber chicken in one hand(+4 stupid jokes) and a corkscrew in the other (+3 anal silencer), he is destined to destroy them all for it* The creature has a +/- 2,00098 annoy modifier.

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Jancelot: Welcome, strange fellow. We are on a quest to recover the Holy Grail. If you care to join us...

* the conversation is interrupted abruptly by a loud shriek *

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In a bright flash, day turns into night and the figure of a strange woman holding two orbs suddenly appears. The woman asks the newcomer a question.

Strange woman: "Gold or silver orb. Make your choice."

 

Saget of the Bobbens stares profoundly at the womans orbs. Something in his shorts changes (-5 in conversation with a woman). "HAve you ever sucked $%@#$^ for Crack???" *He realizes what he said and tries to recover.* "I mean I like your orbs, but Ill take the silver one because it looks bigger thatn the other!"