P.Rico The Not-So-Massively Multiplayer PRJO RPG

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  1. Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan

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    Strange woman: "Very well, my favorite actually. Here it goes! Enjoy!"

    After clearing her throat loudly, the strange woman starts singing.

    Mmmmm ... Mmmmm ...
    I get wings to flyyyyyyyyyy
    Oh, oh ... I'm aliveeeeeeeee ... Yeah

    When you call on meeeeeeeeeee
    When I hear you breeeeeeeeeeathe
    I get wings to flyyyyyyyyyy
    I feel that I'm aliveeeee ---


    Suddenly, the golden orb shatters and in the explosion a huge creature is conjured.

    Gold dragon appears

    [image=http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/5132/golddrag.JPG]

    Gold dragon lashes with its tail at the Strange woman.
    Strange woman takes 9999 damage.
    Strange woman is slain.


    The silver orb drops to the ground and shatters, and something can be seen glowing among its broken pieces. Jancelot examines the shattered orb and finds something.

    [image=http://www.luminarium.org/silvercoin.jpg]

    Party obtains Silver Coin
  2. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    *Bobbens charges and take the white candy. He inhales it and begins to shake (+5 damage resistance, +5 paranoia, +6 warped reality, - 17 hunger). He then looks at the gold dragon and screams: "SEXY GOAT!" *He then jumps and begins to hump the dragon's leg* (-30 to hp for scale shaffing damage, -3 to common sense) *He then throws back and smokes a cigarette* (+10 I don't want to cuddle after it points)
  3. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    *Bobbens shakes off the aftershock of his previous love embrace. He stands up and suffers a shrinkage (-6 inch body withdrawal, -10 confidence) He looks around and curls next to the silver coin.* "I swear this has never happened to me before"
  4. Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan

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    When Bobbens cuddles with the Silver Coin, a big cloud of smoke arises from it and a huge creature appears in the sky.

    [image=http://www.artistsuk.net/acatalog/mini-SILVER_DRAGON_Todd_Lockwood.JPG]

    Silver Dragon attacks Gold Dragon with his breath weapon

    Silver Dragon deals 9998 points of damage!

    Silver Dragon defeats Gold Dragon!

    Party obtains Gold Nugget

    [image=http://www.consrv.ca.gov/cgs/information/publications/library/cd_2000_01/images/gold.jpg]
  5. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    *Bobbens likes nuggets, Bobbens runs towards the nugget and ingests it ((-54 hp for internal damage)) Bobbens then smiles and his teeth shine ((+30 bling bling on teeth. Gold plating))* "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!"
  6. Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan

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    As an imposing figure of a large humanoid approaches, and as the silver dragon circles overhead, Jancelot tries to stop Bobbens from ingesting the gold nugget. But he is too late.

    [image=http://www.shoptysons.com/holidays/images/guard1208.jpg]

    The figure stretches out his hand, and in it there is a white and red sphere. The silver dragon is suddenly swallowed by the sphere. The humanoid figure speaks.

    Guard: "Give information for nugget."

    Jancelot: "Great work, Bobbens. Now, how are we supposed to pay the guards for information on how to continue our quest?"
  7. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    *Bobbens remembers an item that he had a long long time ago. A MIGHTY CHOCOLATE PILL of ETERNAL RELEASE. He then unraps it and ingests it. After a few seconds of agony he releases the fury and drops 5 golden nuggets on the ground. (+5 intestinal release) He then looks for something to clean the itchy sensation (-4 buttocks comfort)
  8. Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan

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    [image=http://www.shoptysons.com/holidays/images/guard1208.jpg]

    Guard: "I take those."

    Jancelot: "Excellent work, Bobbens!"

    The guard takes the nuggets into his mouth. After some chewing and swallowing, it speaks again.

    Guard: "Follow road. Reach outhouse. Speak magic words."

    Jancelot: "And the magic words would be?"

    After a burp and a short pause, the guard speaks again.

    Guard: "Give information for nugget."

    Jancelot: "Are those the magic words, or are you asking for more nuggets?"

    After a louder burp and a longer pause, the guard speaks.

    Guard: "Give information for nugget."

    Jancelot: "Bobbens, can you squeeze some more out?"
  9. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    *bobbens in a frantic rush takes out a plunger and begins to suction his buttocks, this gives him a -4 evade to attacks, but a +5 against butt pirates. The suctioning continues as his face changes thru various moods. Then suddenly by rolling a natural 20 with a +1,000 annoying modifier, the plunger and bobbens merge and a blinding flash emanates. Then when the glow recedes there standing in all of his glory and might with a plunger in his rectum...........BEHOLD BARNEY BOBBENS!!! (+1,000,000 to annoy, -500,000 to acting career and +500 in nugget creation)

    [image=http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/bobsaget/danny03.jpg]

    the plunger raises and a whole mountain of nuggets fall behind the majestic bobbens.
  10. Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan

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    You have just witnessed the mechanics of Evolution in action.

    Would you like to know more about Evolution? Yes / No


    Jancelot: "No."

    Very well. Carry on, then.

    [image=http://www.shoptysons.com/holidays/images/guard1208.jpg]

    Guard: "I take those."

    The Guard eats as many nuggets as his digestive system will allow him. And after the biggest of burps, it speaks.

    Guard gains 1 level in Nugget Consumption skill, loses 6 Magic Word Knowledge points.

    Guard: "Magic words. Klatu Berrada Ni."

    Jancelot: "Err... ok, thanks. Come on, Evolved Bobbens. Let us continue on our journey."

    The adventurers continue walking along the road.
  11. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    "BOBBENS, BOBBENS!" *bobbens repeats this over and over again while he skips along the way. He looks around and keeps dropping nuggets in the same manner a horse drops excrement. He jumps along around jancelot and uses his spot check (+20 and an aditional -30 for common sense loss) and he finds a toilet seat cover. He takes it and wears it as a hat. The hat gives him a bonus of +50 to intelligence due to the fact that he is full of "nuggets". He then looks around and takes a snail that was eating the nuggets. The snail mutated and became a snail steed. He jumped on it and began to ride it.* "BOBBENS, BOBBENS! When are we going to RUMBA?"
  12. Darth_Valle Jedi Youngling

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    -"Stop the Madness!! Stop the Madnesssss!!"

    Conarnold suddendly jumps up and grabs Bobbens by the neck. He starts shaking him hard but he doesn't seem to come to his senses.
    Conarnold is covered in nuggets!

    [image=http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/2428/arnie.gif]

    Conarnold gains +20 Slurred Speech
    Conarnold loses 50 Common Sense Points (leaving him at negative 100 common sense points)
    LEVEL UP!

    [image=http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/21247.jpg]
    Conarnold has gained the rank of: BARBARIAN
    +10 Alcohol Consumption Tolerance
    +5 Petty Thievery
    +10 Snake Slaying
    +50 Idiotic Commentary

  13. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan

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    *Bobbens stares in disbelief as a nugget drops from his backside. He looks at Jancelot and says* "Doesn't that guy look like the governor of California" *Then he just flings poo at Conarnold. Its just the right thing to do*
  14. Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan

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    Jancelot: "California? Must be the name of the strange dimension from whence you came. Here, take this medicine so we can be on our way. And stop flinging your nuggets around. I am sure Conarnold has had enough."

    [image=http://www.mr.ru/img/photos/normal/imodium.jpg]
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