Title: The Not so Normal Life of a Jedi Author: Jedi-Gon Timeframe: Ranges all over the pre-saga timeframe. Genre: Everything! Most of it is aimed to be humorous, though. Summary: Qui-Gon Jinn's thoughts on the not so normal life. What is he up to now? Notes: SW belongs to GL Well, this is something I starting writing a long time ago. It's not really a response to the Dear Diary challenge, but I do hope to keep it up for a while. Enjoy, all! -------------- Entry one, March 8 Another year older?Another subject closer to madness. Truly, I don?t see why writing in this thing is necessary. But, Tahl gave it to me for my twenty-fourth birthday, and she looked so happy when I smiled at her after opening it. I sigh to myself. How is it that Tahl?s smile can make me do practically anything? I shiver to think what would happen if she were to use this rather irritating weakness of mine to her own advantage. But Tahl would never do that? I hope. But, none of that. I write now for my own sake, lest I die of guilt of not using a gift from my best friend, and also in part because currently, I am completely and utterly positive that my brain is going to melt into some sort of cosmic goop. I am currently sitting at an interrogation table with my master - who is somehow engrossed with his torturous task. I swear, no interrogation subject so far has surpassed an IQ of 25, and at least half of them have been high on some sort of spice. None of them, of course, notice me scribbling away with a stylus, but my master has been casting me looks now and again. I hope he?s convinced I?m taking notes. Even as I say this, I begin to dread the moment after the interrogation, when he will ask me to consult my notes, which (besides from being non-existent) will have no valuable information to our mission. I might as well go write down some notes anyway, however useless they will be. As I sign off, I?ll make a mental note to myself ? I need to put a password on this document, lest Master Dooku finds it and reads it. I think he will postpone my knighting at least another decade if he finds out what is on my mind at this particular moment.