The Official Argentina Supporters World Cup Thread

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by PadawanSDM, Jun 5, 2002.

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  1. PadawanSDM Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    Before I start I would like to point out that my wife is English and I have no problem with England having a reasonably successful World Cup (although God forbid they ever win it again). But I am already sick to death of the TV presenters and commentators bleating on about England...

    Pre-Sweden..."This team could really do well in this competition and I fancy then to win comfortably today..."

    89th minute against Sweden "This English performance has been the worst in Sven's reign, a disgraceful performance"

    Post match "We really now have to beat Argentina or we'll be on the first plane home - we were terrible today"

    A day later "More on Brazil later but tell me, how can Ireland, whose players are not as good as ours and who play in the same league as our players, do better than us?"

    Russia v Tunisia "The best the Russians have ever done was in 1966 when they lost to West Germany and we all know what happened then"

    I'm sick of them now so altogether (you know the words) "Argentina, Argentina, Argentina"
  2. MrDankDonk Jedi Master

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    Count me in...

    "Hand of God, Hand of God, Hand of God
    Hand of God, Hand of God, Hand of Go-od,
    Hand of God, Hand of God, Hand of God
    Hand of Go-od, Hand of GOD"
  3. MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight

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    Oct 26, 2000
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    40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.

    People in Scotland sunbathe.

    35 degrees-Italian cars won't start.

    People in Scotland drive with the windows down.

    20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.

    People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.

    15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state.

    People in Scotland go swimming.

    Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

    People in Scotland have the last bbq before it gets cold.

    10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist.

    People in Scotland lick flagpoles.

    20 degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico.

    People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.

    80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.

    Scottish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

    People in Scotland pull down their ear flaps.

    173 degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes.

    People in Scotland get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.

    297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear.

    Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops.

    People in Scotland start saying "chilly, you cauld an aw?"

    500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over.

    SCOTTISH PEOPLE SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    'Mon the argies...
  4. Obi_one_and_only Jedi Master

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    Jul 18, 2001
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    excellent post Mots!

    Go Argentina!

    One big humiliating defeat for England coming up!


    You forgot to mention teh Bekham state.

    Bekham's foot
    Bekham's shoot
    Bekham's health
  5. Meriwyn Former RSA

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    LOL that's a great post Mots! :)
  6. SCOTSSITHLORD Jedi Master

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    May 19, 2002
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    Personally I've always had a soft spot for Brazil, but this Friday along with the vast majority of scots I'll be backing Argentina.
    The last game went to the wire before Batty gave us all a laugh, personally I hope just for once Engerlund take a real pasting.
    Batistuta for a hat-trick!
  7. westford Jedi Padawan

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    May 25, 2002
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    Officially supporting Slovenia this World Cup (hey I'm Scottish - I have a soft spot for the under-dogs!). So a Slovene message for Beckham - Ja bente mater! :p Sorry, but I can't stand the guy...

    And if I hear one more mention of 'that year', I may knife someone...

    Doubt if I'll watch the match, but Argentina can have my support too. :)
  8. Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 21, 1999
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    But we have the last laugh!

    England 1, Argentina 0!
  9. MrDankDonk Jedi Master

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    I think the last laugh might be several weeks away yet, Senor Antilles.....
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight

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    Dec 13, 2000
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    true dankdonk, but the first laugh was months ago. Scotland's outstanding qualifying campaign for the world cup. :p
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