~The Official BB DRAMA Thread~

The people on the outside have no idea what kind of drama goes on in the BB house.

First of all, I saw how John (B'omarr) actually gets the milk into his cargo pants. That was not a sight I'd like to repeat again.

Shelby seems to bet the house flirt and well...dare I say...gigolo. Several times I've seen him tiptoing into some of the other girls' rooms at night.

Don't even get me started on Kas! She's running around here like she owns the place. Ordering people around and such. I mean, who does she think she is...Rhett?

 

Shelby seems to bet the house flirt and well...dare I say...gigolo. Several times I've seen him tiptoing into some of the other girls' rooms at night.

 

Don't even get me started on Kas! She's running around here like she owns the place. Ordering people around and such. I mean, who does she think she is...Rhett?

You mean I DON'T own the place? Don't be raggin' on Rhett! Where do you think I learned all my fine bossin' skills?

 

Kas, you told me you got your bossin' skills from this gentleman:

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So that means Rhett = Boss Hogg! Actually, this would explain Rhett's obsession with bootlegging moonshine and trying to frame up Bo and Luke.

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John, hush! You weren't supposed to tell where I REALLY got my skillz from!

Rhett's just my puppet, you see...

 

Does that make Jim...

Enos?
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I think that's the inevitable conclusion. It would also make DOT Roscoe P. Coltrane.

"Ah gew gew gew"


EDIT: I must admit, the above quote was as fun to type as it was to say.

 

I call Daisy!

 

It has come to my attention that our bathroom now has 70s Idol wallpaper. Hmmmm, I wonder who could have done that. . .

And James needs to cut out his naked yoga sessions at 3am. I'm still up then, dammit!

Jae Angel

 

Bah. Quit complaining about the Shaun Cassidy wallpaper Jess. I don't complain about your Yanni love doll, do I?

 

I like Flash. What a great hound dawg.

 

Oh, so you don't like Yanni? Well I don't like your Carrot-Top bedroom slippers. Every time you enter a room with them on, I start having flashbacks. . .

Jae Angel

 

I was wondering who stole my bedroom slippers....I got those for making a bunch of collect calls. Give 'em back!

 

1-800-225-5288

 

And then there's the little problem of the splinters in the bathtub. . .B'omie, next time you look for a solid stick of oak, make sure it's oak and not some cheap pine imitation.

Jae Angel

 

Pine's too soft... hard wood's better.

Hard wood... huh huh.

 

And James needs to cut out his naked yoga sessions at 3am. I'm still up then, dammit!
-- Well, Jess, at least I'm not the one who's sneaking in my room to take pictures of it at 3am...





~ James

 

James, really. If you didn't leave your room to get a drink in the middle of your late night yoga sessions, no one would have seen you. As it is, I have to close my eyes whenever Jason decides to watch Greg Maddux footage in the nude.

 

I never leave my room to get drinks at night...
I keep a gallon of orange juice next to my bed, in a cooler. You sure that wasn't Ornen or Sammy naked...?


~ James

 

As a general rule, nudity here is a bad thing.

As for you Kate, don't try to act so innocent. I'm not so naive as to not know what Rhett "bossing people around" is supposed to mean. He's my prom date. I'm onto you, missy

 

Oh...now that I think about it...he had a big BYS tattoo!

Lenny!


Rachel - you can have him. Paul and I are working out arrangements for conjugal visits while he's in jail.

 

Exactly.
I don't have a tattoo.


~ James

 

"Oh...now that I think about it...he had a big BYS tattoo!

Lenny!"

 

Do any of you want to tell me who threw my stuffed cat in the dishwasher? I know he smells, but I happen to like it! Meanies!

Jae Angel

 

*cough*Jason*cough*