~The Official BB DRAMA Thread~

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Just for that, I'm drinking all your Tab and Fresca too!

 

Fine!

I'll just burn your smelly old clothes!



~ James

 

Fine!

I'll just walk around in my pajamas!

 

Um, on second thought.. I won't burn them.




~ James

 

Just for that. I'm wearing them all day.

While I eat your Pop-Tarts!

 

Oh Kate...

*takes pictures with my digital camera, uploads them to the internet and shows the world*





And eat the poptarts. They have icing. I only eat the kind without icing.




~ James

 

I'm an equal opportunity pop tart lover. The ones with icing are more dessert like. Nice with a glass of zinfandel.

 

Isn't it Ziffendale? At least, that's how it was spelled on people's bills at Applebees...

Ugh.. Sutter Homes and Turning Leaf's stuff stunk...


~ James

 

James, get yourself a nice glass of Mondavi Sauvignon Blanc or Beringer Zinfandel. Those are affordable and very good wines.

 

Uh, there's no Drama in wine! Hello!!!

Let's talk about why John was sneaking out of Kate's room late last night...

 

What?! I...you...we...parcheezy!

//runs

 

So that's what you call it!?!

 

Kate, how could you cheat on me while you were locked up in here! Well, I am going to just have to rectify that. Now, where is that monkey....

 

Ain't no cheatin' goin on, baby.

Now where's Kas?

 

James seems to be mysteriously absent. Did he get killed too? ?

 

He probably threw himself under a bus after I ate his Pop Tarts.

 

James has a real life excursion this past weekend.



~ James

 

*had

You have a real life? That's not allowed!

 

Whoopsie.

I went and met Sara's dad over the weekend. And I worked all day today and will do so everyday all week long!






~ James

 

I went and met Sara's dad over the weekend.

Sounds like someone is on his way to get married.

 

Oh, William, you just see right through everything I say, don't you?




~ James

 

It is to obvious.

 

[face_shocked]



Heh.



~ James

 

dum dum dee dum...